Captain Tryhard and Casual Boy

Hanson Watch finally had a reason to do another episode guys!

We talk about Cannibalism, screwing the vice president, and some solid erotic fan fiction.

We briefly discuss the finer parts of Pokémon cooking and breeding before trying to horrify each other with the deep black void of the internet.

Our big ol' E3 show.

Todd Howard is back at it again, trying to save face after the Fallout 76 debockle. The world of gaming news is getting weird, y'all. Final Fantasy 7 is about a ragtag group of children eco terrorists until Sephiroth betrays Cloud and turns into a tentacle monster. We demand more rights for sex workers and then talk for way too long about sexual acts against inanimate objects. Talking points: Todd Howard's sneaky tricks, good fiction in Elder Scrolls, loot boxes, paywalls, Apple's wonderful new shiny monitor stand, Xbox shower products, NEETs, truck simulator divorces, Elon Musk's new talk show, Call of Duty's return to form, politics in games, Henry's synopsis of FF7, the metaphysical nature of being an NPC, E3's recent decline, protecting sex workers, bathroom cocaine etiquette, plushie fuckers beautiful supportive community, hot gluing, sonic fan interventions, getting friendzoned by Sonic, Rage 2, Katana Zero, Garth Brooks' incredible video work