Morning Mayhem

S5.E88: Registration Day, Roof Rakes, All That Glitters is Gold, Crying Horses, and Hall of Fame Snubs

Rise and shine, Woodland! It’s your favorite morning mayhem, coming at ya live this groovy January 29th! Can you dig it? It’s Registration Day, baby! Slide into advisory, fire up those Chromebooks, and lock in your classes for next year. If you’re feeling in a funk, check that course catalog on Schoology! It’s a winter wonderland out there, so break out the roof rakes and watch those gutters! While you’re staying cozy, hit the Pom Pom poll—are you team Hot Coffee or a Protein Smoothie today? Puzzle lovers, rejoice! You’ve got until February 6th to finish those edges. And don't miss the NHS fundraiser in Cheshire on Feb 3rd or the Track team at the Tap House on Feb 4th! In the big world, Gold is hitting a funky record high of $5,500 an ounce. Meanwhile, China has a viral crying horse plushy that’s hitting all the emotional notes for the modern worker! Sports fans, hold onto your hats: Eli Manning and Bill Belichick were snubbed for the Hall of Fame! Absolute madness! But keep the faith—UConn is still #1. Charge those Chromebooks, stay groovy, and keep it tuned right here!

S5.E87: They Got It Right, Shovel the Sidewalks, Course Registration, AI Won’t Take Over, Sports Start Again

Today, hosts, Amato, Tomlin, and Decker, are digging out from a top-ten snowstorm that dumped 18 inches and plummeted temperatures to a bone-chilling -7 degrees,. Between "digging canyons" to find mailboxes and warning students not to let their Chromebooks shatter in the frozen cars, the crew keeps the energy high,. The excitement doesn’t stop at the snowbanks. The show highlights Em Sierakowska’s Silver Keys in art, upcoming course registrations, and a delicious fundraiser at Jersey Mike’s in Cheshire. At the news desk, Tomlin explores a study claiming AI is hitting a complexity ceiling and reports on a massive Roman treasure horde discovered in Germany. Meanwhile, Decker brings the heat to the sports desk, debating the Branford Hornets' mascot and celebrating UConn’s victory over Providence, all while navigating the drama of the Jets and the Patriots. From heated coffee vs. smoothie polls to global headlines, this show is the ultimate community wake-up call.

S5.E86: Incoming Showmaggedon, Date Night, Mikey the Microphone, TikTok Saved, Boys Basketball Captains

Woodland is bracing for “Snowmageddon 2026,” with anonymous sources predicting up to two feet of snow. Locals are already panic-buying bread and milk for "survival French toast". In other news, TikTok has been saved by a new deal, and yodeling is officially recognized as a Swiss cultural treasure. The morning’s stars were basketball captains John Napiello. and James Scampolino. Their team is a perfect 11-0, thriving as the "top dogs" of the NVL rather than the "hunters". They attribute their success to a deep bench and a relentless "press" that wears opponents out by the fourth quarter. John recently celebrated a 1,000-point milestone, though he remains focused on a deep playoff run. The duo shouted out "Dog of the Game" Ben Pugles and defensive hustler Marco, setting their sights on NVL and State championships.

S5.E85: Traffic Cams and Weather, ESports Options, Australia’s Voting, Another New Flag, Woodland Sports Quiet

Looks like traffic cams have an arch enemy--New England weather. Solar-powered things struggle with snow on them, it seems. Amato and Geary visited Post University to be schooled by the National Champion ESports team. A wealth of information and a good path forward for Woodland's own team as well. More vexology updates and a light day for Woodland sports.

S5.E84: Artic Blast, Walkers and the Weather, Puzzles, Old Architecture, WRHS Basketball Takes Two

With the arctic blast day means wearing layers and doubling up for added comfort and warmth and Amato has added a jacket layer to his hoodie layer. And walking through the cold is a lot different than walking through the cold when it's windy. And what about Woodland Walkers? If you have to walk to school, the bus will still pick you up, according to a cameo appearance by Dr. Dana Mulligan. Vitruvius, the 'father of architecture' wrote "De architectura," or The Ten Books on Architecture, and Veronika the Cow is making the grade as a hairdresser. Both Woodland Basketball teams hooped it up yesterday beating Oxford home (girls) and away (boys). Leland Cruz stops by to give us an update on the forthcoming release by BTS.