Rukus Juice

Something, Something, Klanasauras....Philbilly San Diego Ain't Here

Welcome to another long overdue episode of the show you love to try and find, Rukus Juice. Lol Welcome back tall! Hard R Cafe is serving up a few and it's been quite awhile. Ol Philbilly and I are back at it, filling in the gaps like an extra at an orgy. This one is solid as always, explaining the many pitfalls of a weekly podcast, and how we keep finding them. We talk about the total Rockstar that is stopping our progress and how we wish the little guy luck....all the way to that Draft Night.  Get that bingo card ready cause this episode is crazy....we trash a few movies...talk about some Bernthal Punisher...reminiscing over the post cartoon PSAs....or just rolling in the greatness that were 80/90s cartoons.  Find out about The Sunglasses Incident and somehow we talk about getting rimmed in a hatchback...? We don't even know anymore, but it's great to be back, sincerely.  Don't know when the next episode will go up, so rock this one in good health. We WILL be back.

Spung-Broke '26

Oh boy... Welcome to a much needed and delayed edition of Rukus Juice. Tjis was supposed to go up quite awhile ago, but the ability to be able to record is still in the difficult range right now with dear ol Philbilly and I being all over the place. No, this isn;t the end, we are just grinding out episodes when we can. We promise we will return to OUR version of normal. This is our Spring Break episode, so like I said, it's a bit old, but worth your time, trust me.  Don't think this episode ain't fuckin special cause you're reading this all sad and shit. lol. Oh no, it's another crass filled romp, I just had to let yall know we ain't doing the Beatles break up thing. lol Trust me, you'll definatley want to listen to THIS episode.

You Know What Ol Jack Burton Says At A Time Like This

Yep, this is the episode where you find out...not really, but it's another episode of Rukus Juice, that's for damn sure. Hard R Cafe has been a bit dusty, but the doors are open, and the filthy sweet Rukus Juice is flowing! Welcome back, do something with that shitty coat of yours, sit down, and let's go! Playing catchup is always boring as hell, but for some reason, we see fit to record ours, and play it for you. We don't really have boring convos, whoch is why we thought we were cool enough to play them for you. lol We're assholes, huh? This one's a doozy of a dope ass episode. I mean, we talk Kim Cattral's hotness, what it takes to make a good cheesecake, old school weed goals, even a nostolgic stop off for a Red Apple hotdog or two. This is one of those episodes that reminds me why we do this, for the love of the thing. We're like the Temu Moss and Willkiams...but funnier. This new episode is the shit, check it out!

Emma and The Jizzy Footed Drug Addicts

Hola bar patrons, the Hard R Cafe is definitely open for business! Rukus Juice is on tap and we gonna let this one burn in your chest. Lol. As old Philbilly would put it, the Ice-pocalypse is over and it's business as usual, kinda. We discuss the trials and tribulations of keeping the show weekly during moving/house/life shit, and may have to switch it up. Since we haven't REALLY chatted since the whole Epstein ordeal started, you SO get out first hand take one what the holy hell is REALLY going on....with our own spin. Toss in the wonderful bits of self depreciation, our oh so special world views, mix in a few trips down memory lane, and you've got yourself one hell of an episode. It's kinda our thing. Philly and Brocephus are back yall. Oh and I'll post the pics that go with this one later.

I Know You've Got More Than One Asshole

Hello all and welcome to the Hsrd R Cafe. Doors are a bit dusty and oit smells a little funny, but it's never a better time for a bit of Rukus Juice! After taking another week off, the snow and shit came...for some of us. Catching up is so hard to do when life gets crazy, so this bad boy of an episaode was LONG overdue. Philbilly and Brocephus, getting old as hell, in real time. Sentiments aside, this is all sorts of Rukus Style Reunion 101! We don't have these cute, bouncy, running the hills, kinda slow hug thing...Ours is a bit more unhinged. Find out about my doomsday prep for the wintery stuff and ol Philbilly becoming a home care nurse/construction guy. From cabin fever, to more Predator questions, to a fantastic rundown of hood/gangster flicks, it's a good time episde for sure. Lol No matter the poison, welcome back to OUR welcome back...and find out where the AWESOME title of this episode comes from... Welcome to Rukus Juice!