Sorry For The Delay

Sorry For The Delay | EP.134 | Vegas Without Joshua, Tomato Snails & Stolen Dessert

This week, Sean makes it back from Vegas in one piece while Joshua stays home with a Blackberry Cherry Jack & Coke and the face of a man realizing the slideshow has custody now (strong start, honestly). Then it’s Vegas laws, rooftop drinks, mob stories, Omega Mart chaos, a $100 challenge lost almost immediately & enough steakhouse praise to make Joshua personally offended. Enjoy the show! -VISIT US- Buy Merch! https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch [https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch] Website https://sorryforthedelay.live/ [https://sorryforthedelay.live/] Spotify Podcast Link [https://open.spotify.com/show/5HkDG6XNsausrdfA8GIjnI] TikTok TikTok [https://www.tiktok.com/@sorryforthedelaypod] Instagram Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/sorryforthedelaypod] -WHAT’S IN OUR CUP- Sean: Portland Cider Island Daiquiri, Incline Tropics cider Joshua: Blackberry Cherry Jack & Coke -AI SONG OF THE WEEK- AI Song Of The Week: “Gravel in My Voice” (Lyrics written by Joshua.) -RECIPES- Blackberry Cherry Jack & Coke: • blackberry Jack • Cherry Coke • ice Add blackberry Jack to a glass with ice. Top with Cherry Coke. Stir & sip. -CHAT WITH US- * Las Vegas * Sins In The City * Fly Me Home / Fly Me Back * Vegas SFTD $100 Challenge -CHAPTERS- 0:00:00 EP.134 Intro, Vegas Without Joshua & Slideshow Warning 0:02:26 What’s In Our Cup - Blackberry Cherry Jack & Island Daiquiri 0:04:41 Question Of The Day - Shadow Complaints 0:06:32 Chat With Us - Vegas, Sins & The $100 Challenge 0:10:02 Sins In The City - Vegas Laws, Kids & Pigeons 0:16:50 Vegas Slideshow Begins - Flight, Map & The Challenge Rules 0:21:20 The $100 Challenge - Wheel Of Fortune Betrayal 0:30:13 Bought, Borrowed, Stolen - Tiki Stick, Tomato Snail & Panic 0:34:36 AI Song Of The Week "Gravel in My Voice" 0:40:43 Vegas Reviews - Atomic Museum, Neon Museum, Bellagio & Tacos 0:49:31 Mob Museum, Omega Mart, Golden Tiki, Skyfall & Oscar’s Steakhouse -SOUND BITES- * “The Las Vegas without Joshua episode.” - Sean * “I’m glad to see that you’re back.” - Joshua * “It tastes like I’m not going to work tomorrow.” - Sean * “If your shadow had a personality, what would its biggest complaint be?” - Joshua * “Don’t bring your kid to Vegas.” - Sean * “$100 went in. Zero dollars came out.” - Sean * “I failed the challenge instantaneously.” - Sean * “This is a tomato snail.” - Sean * “The only thing I steal are hearts.” - Sean * “I like how you’re grading your own test.” - Joshua -FORTUNE & FINDS- Fortune: Though you claim to like bottled beer, many have seen you taking it in the can. Lucky Numbers: 3, 4, 15, 18, 28, 45, 69 Fun Finds / Value Finds: Sean: Mars Attacks Martian Soldier Funko from the Vegas Funko store. Joshua: Peanuts Pig Pen & Lucy Funkos. (Artwork Shoutout: Sean’s Vegas slideshow, UV-reactive alien vending-machine art, Omega Mart tomato snail & the borrowed Golden Tiki stir stick.)

Sorry For The Delay | EP.133 | Vegas 100, Spring Kong & Casino Crawl

This week, Sean is halfway packed for Vegas, Joshua is stuck at home with smoky whiskey, parking-lot litter rage & enough ice cream truck memories to qualify as neighborhood surveillance (nothing says friendship like gambling homework). Then it’s Pick Your Poison, a random word casino, Vegas anthem energy & $100 in Sorry For The Delay money with rules that feel legally binding. Enjoy the show! -VISIT US- Buy Merch! https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch [https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch] Website https://sorryforthedelay.live/ [https://sorryforthedelay.live/] Spotify Podcast Link [https://open.spotify.com/show/5HkDG6XNsausrdfA8GIjnI] TikTok TikTok [https://www.tiktok.com/@sorryforthedelaypod] Instagram Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/sorryforthedelaypod] -WHAT’S IN OUR CUP- Sean: Two Towns Spring Kong strawberry guava cider, 6.9% Joshua: Smoked whiskey with torched cinnamon & oak smoke -AI SONG OF THE WEEK- AI Song Of The Week: “It’s Vegas” (Lyrics written by Sean.) -RECIPES- Smoked Cinnamon Oak Whiskey: • whiskey • cinnamon stick • oak wood shavings Torch the cinnamon stick. Capture the smoke in the glass. Add whiskey, smoke with oak, then serve. -CHAT WITH US- * This Or That * Let’s Go Gambling * Vegas 100 * Sean’s Casino Crawl -CHAPTERS- 0:00:00 EP.133 Intro, Pre-Vegas Energy & Bonus Content 0:02:54 What’s In Our Cup - Smoked Whiskey & Spring Kong Cider 0:06:31 Joshua’s Pet Peeve - Parking Lot Trash & Planet Talk 0:15:00 Chat With Us - This Or That, Gambling & Vegas 100 0:16:39 Pick Your Poison - Prison, Forehead Thoughts & Snail Trails 0:26:01 Let’s Go Gambling - Sorry For The Random Casino 0:34:50 AI Song Of The Week "It’s Vegas" 0:40:50 Vegas 100 - Sorry For The Delay Bucks Explained 0:46:37 Sean’s Casino Crawl - Drinks, Gambling & Receipts 0:55:54 Fun Finds - Magic Cards, Pennywise & Jack Sparrow 1:00:06 Boozy Fortune, Lucky Numbers, Monologue & Slot Machine Joke -SOUND BITES- * “Sometimes Peter Penn has to grow up.” - Joshua * “I just hope Sean you come back in one piece or at least come back with the pieces that we can put you together with.” - Joshua * “I feel like I just took a hit out of a bong or something.” - Joshua * “This is probably one of my favorite ciders next to Pog.” - Sean * “My pet peeve has to do with people who treat the the ground underneath their feet like it’s a trash can.” - Joshua * “Do you think there was ever a time where humans were good for the planet?” - Joshua * “I might even wear a shirt that says a slap’s coming.” - Joshua * “Sorry for the random is what this casino thing is called.” - Sean * “It’s like an asteroid disco roller rink theme.” - Joshua * “Challenge accepted.” - Sean -FORTUNE & FINDS- Fortune: Your karaoke performance will be remembered for a briefly exposed nipple. Lucky Numbers: 2, 4, 10, 21, 23, 29, 68 Fun Finds / Value Finds: Sean: Captain Jack Sparrow specialty exclusive Funko. Joshua: 1995 Magic: The Gathering deck with Wheel Of Fortune card, plus Target Comic Con 2026 Pennywise Funko.

Sorry For The Delay | EP.132 | Big Frank, Bad Apple & Spooky Emojis

This week, Joshua gets betrayed by his own calendar, he keeps smoking whiskey like the haunted saloon finally hired him full-time & Sean celebrates halfway to Halloween with a 10.5% cider and Big Frank leaving messages from the underworld (very normal paperwork). Then it’s spooky-or-stupid panic, homemade emojis, giant pumpkin investment planning & tailored pants talk that got weirdly anatomical. Enjoy the show! -VISIT US- Buy Merch! https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch [https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch] Website https://sorryforthedelay.live/ [https://sorryforthedelay.live/] Spotify Podcast Link [https://open.spotify.com/show/5HkDG6XNsausrdfA8GIjnI] TikTok TikTok [https://www.tiktok.com/@sorryforthedelaypod] Instagram Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/sorryforthedelaypod] -WHAT’S IN OUR CUP- Sean: Two Towns Bad Apple cider, 10.5% Joshua: Smoked candied blood orange whiskey with raw cinnamon stick & cherry wood smoke -AI SONG OF THE WEEK- AI Song Of The Week: “The Seat Beside Me” -RECIPES- Smoked Blood Orange Whiskey: • whiskey • candied blood orange • raw cinnamon stick • cherry wood chips Add whiskey, candied blood orange & cinnamon stick to the glass. Smoke with cherry wood chips. Cover, let it settle, then sip. -CHAT WITH US- * A New Mystery * Spooky Or Stupid * My Emoji * Expressions To Know Me By Part Two -CHAPTERS- 00:00 EP.132 Intro, Fake Day Off & Halfway To Halloween 02:38 What’s In Our Cup - Blood Orange Smoke & Bad Apple Cider 07:29 Soap Bag Follow-Up, Listener Criticism & Chat With Us 10:21 A New Mystery - Big Frank’s Underworld Message 14:31 Spooky Or Stupid - Haunted Tech, Pumpkins & Ice Cream Trucks 29:19 Halloween Investments, Giant Pumpkins & Canceling Cowboys 31:30 AI Song Of The Week "The Seat Beside Me" 37:22 My Emoji - Traffic, Office Meltdown & It Doesn’t Fit 43:40 Expressions To Know Me By Part Two 49:09 Fun Finds - Goosebumps, Minions & Unicorn Pull 52:12 Boozy Fortune, Lucky Numbers, Calendar Check & Ghost Joke -SOUND BITES- * “I really have to work tomorrow and I completely and just like bummed out about it now.” - Joshua * “Joshua is still smoking, everybody.” - Sean * “For the halfway to Halloween episode, I see you put a blood orange in there.” - Sean * “This episode’s going to get wild because this is 10%.” - Sean * “It’s like the neverending gobstopper except it’s soap and body.” - Sean * “Someone paid off all my souls.” - Big Frank * “A haunted Roomba maps your house, then starts mapping rooms you don’t have.” - Sean * “Ask them, ‘What are your intentions?’” - Joshua * “Maybe that’s how I can get out of work tomorrow.” - Joshua * “It’s the office meltdown.” - Joshua -FORTUNE & FINDS- Fortune: You’ll discover a new bar. It’s called acceptable behavior, and it’s really low. Lucky Numbers: 13, 18, 21, 39, 49, 55, 66 Fun Finds / Value Finds: Sean: Minions Halloween Bitty Pop set with a unicorn mystery pull. Joshua: Goosebumps “Bad Hair Day” Funko. (Artwork Shoutout: Big Frank’s underworld mystery message & the halfway-to-Halloween setup.)

Sorry For The Delay | EP.131 | Crumbly Soap, New AI & Cool Beans

This week, Joshua stays committed to his bourbon smoke phase, Sean gets personally betrayed by bar soap, and the boys somehow make Earth Day habits, shower sitting & AI portraits feel like a full personality check (the robot still owes Joshua an apology). Then it’s grandma at 92, antique-room treasures & old expressions with just enough hangnail damage to ruin everybody’s evening. Enjoy the show! -VISIT US- Buy Merch! https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch [https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch] Website https://sorryforthedelay.live/ [https://sorryforthedelay.live/] Spotify Podcast Link [https://open.spotify.com/show/5HkDG6XNsausrdfA8GIjnI] TikTok TikTok [https://www.tiktok.com/@sorryforthedelaypod] Instagram Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/sorryforthedelaypod] -WHAT’S IN OUR CUP- Sean: Schilling Sip Society Elderberry & Pear cider Joshua: Cherrywood cinnamon smoked bourbon with candied orange & bitters -AI SONG OF THE WEEK- AI Song Of The Week: “Dance with Me” -RECIPES- Cherrywood Cinnamon Smoked Bourbon: • bourbon • bitters • candied orange • cinnamon stick • cherry wood chips Pour the bourbon & bitters into a glass. Add the candied orange and cinnamon stick. Smoke with cherry wood, cover, then serve. -CHAT WITH US- * Earth Day Hoopla * New AI * My 92 * Expressions To Know Me Better -CHAPTERS- 00:00 EP.131 Intro, Day Off Drag & Smoked Bourbon Returns 02:09 What’s In Our Cup - Cherrywood Whiskey & Elderberry Pear Cider 08:45 Pet Peeve Corner - Crumbly Soap, Dr. Squatch & Raw-Dog Bar Soap 15:04 Earth Day Hoopla - Water Bottles, Grocery Bags, Chargers & Hot Showers 20:48 Bonus Round - Shower Sitting, Pizza-Size Showerheads & Full Coverage 23:57 New AI - Recipe Posters, Monsters, Comics & Cursed Joshua Portraits 35:05 AI Song Of The Week "Dance with Me" 40:08 My 92 - Grandma’s Birthday, Old Tech & Ninety-Two Years of Change 46:06 Antique Room - Family Bible, Old Sword & Birthday Reflections 49:03 Expressions To Know Me Better - Pig’s Eye, Full of Beans & Cool Beans 54:53 Fun Finds, Dirty Fortune, Lucky Numbers & Monday Monologue Collapse -SOUND BITES- * “It’s smoking.” - Joshua * “Why is it that every time I get to the end of the life cycle of that bar of soap, it crumbles into beady pieces that serve no purpose?” - Sean * “I like to raw dog my soap, baby.” - Sean * “I have like 400 Trader Joe bags downstairs.” - Joshua * “Sometimes I get a little lazy in the shower and I will sit down in the shower.” - Joshua * “I’m getting nipples to thighs. It’s I’m getting full coverage.” - Joshua * “This looks like a yearbook photo that you took in an alternate dimension.” - Joshua * “My grandma just turned 92 years old.” - Joshua * “She has this room in the back of her house, like an antique room.” - Joshua * “Imagine having to cut your own [ __ ] bread. Children won’t even know the luxury.” - Sean -FORTUNE & FINDS- Fortune: Love is in the air. And now also on your good sheets. Lucky Numbers: 7, 16, 24, 26, 32, 42, 65 Fun Finds / Value Finds: Sean: Doughnut Shop Bitty Pop with the doughnut shop employee. Joshua: Fallout “B-Boy” Funko, another little wasteland shelf addition. (Artwork Shoutout: Grandma’s antique room, including the old family Bible & mystery sword.) -TAGS-

Sorry For The Delay | EP.130 | Smoked Bourbon, Coachella & Digital Diets

This week, Joshua breaks out the bourbon torch and the energy of a man left unsupervised, Sean treats Coachella like a hostile economic event, and the boys turn fart strategy & algorithm fatigue into a full living-room think tank (bad news for everybody). Then it’s Harry Potter, Lamb Chop & day-off energy trying very hard to look productive. Enjoy the show! -VISIT US- Buy Merch! https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch [https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch] Website https://sorryforthedelay.live/ [https://sorryforthedelay.live/] Spotify Podcast Link [https://open.spotify.com/show/5HkDG6XNsausrdfA8GIjnI] TikTok TikTok [https://www.tiktok.com/@sorryforthedelaypod] Instagram Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/sorryforthedelaypod] -WHAT’S IN OUR CUP- Sean: Two Towns Cider POG Cosmic Crisp, Party Bomb Hard Strawberry Lemonade Joshua: Smoked Knob Creek 9-Year bourbon with candied orange, bitters & oak smoke -AI SONG OF THE WEEK- AI Song Of The Week: “Whiskey and Waves” -RECIPES- Smoked Knob Creek Bourbon: • Knob Creek 9-Year bourbon • orange slice • sugar • bitters • oak wood chips Sugar the orange slice & torch it until caramelized. Add bourbon & a few dashes of bitters. Smoke with oak chips, cover, then serve. -CHAT WITH US- * Apple Of My Eye * Co-Chill-La * Digital Diet 2.0 -CHAPTERS- 00:00 EP.130 Intro, Day-Off Energy & Drink Tease 03:03 What’s In Our Cup - Cosmic Crisp, Party Bomb & Smoked Bourbon 08:04 Chat With Us - Apple Of My Eye, Co-Chill-La & Digital Diet 2.0 09:04 Apple Of My Eye - Cosmic Crisp Bar Crawl, Bad First Stop & Better Second Bar 19:43 Would You Rather - Plain Water, Running Late & Fart Logistics 24:39 Co-Chill-La - Camping, Safari Tents & Coachella Price Shock 39:59 AI Song Of The Week "Whiskey and Waves" 45:15 Digital Diet 2.0 - Algorithm Fatigue, Sliders & Clickbait Complaints 52:24 Fun Finds - Lamb Chop & Harry Potter Bitty Pop 54:54 Boozy Fortune, Lucky Numbers & Old Friends Intervention 57:03 Joshua’s Monologue, Digital Diet Wrap-Up & Camel Joke -SOUND BITES- * “I’ve had the whole day to basically do nothing, which is kind of nice every once in a while.” - Joshua * “It tastes like you just took a passion fruit and you shoved it up my ass and you’re making me feel good.” - Sean * “I’m actually impressed right now. Joshua made almost like a smoked old-fashioned.” - Sean * “The only place I don’t feel like that is when I go to work cuz I’ve been doing it for 20 [ __ ] years.” - Joshua * “Just pretend you’re drunk.” - Joshua * “I don’t need somebody to shuttle me around in a golf cart to make me feel important.” - Joshua * “I would rather sit down on the couch and do Coochella.” - Joshua * “I think these social media companies should set up sliders.” - Joshua * “I’m the rice in the burrito, man.” - Sean * “A hump dancer.” - Sean -FORTUNE & FINDS- Fortune: You will be surrounded by old friends at your upcoming intervention. Lucky Numbers: 1, 8, 14, 17, 23, 50, 53 Fun Finds / Value Finds: Sean: Harry Potter with the Hogwarts Express Bitty Pop, a hint at what’s coming next. Joshua: Lamb Chop Funko, a weirdly perfect little shelf pull.