The Borderline Besties

Sweet Dreams & Spooky Nightmares

Batshit Banger: Michael watched someone get kicked out of a wedding last weekend... Meat & potatoes: Today we’re each bringing to the table…Dreams! Bad ones, good ones, scary ones. Are dreams only in our mind or a portal to another dimension? Dilemma: Someone is super constipated and intelligently came to us for help. Listen in to hear the borderline professional advice we offer up...

Conspiracy Theories

Batshit Banger: Michael made a cake for a gathering and things went south fast... Meat & potatoes: Today we’re each bringing to the table…More conspiracies! Dilemma: A girl meets her future monster-in-law. Listen in to see what happened and the borderline professional advice we offer up...

Food: The Tasty & The Terrible

Batshit Banger: Lauren tells us about a time she broke two arms in one week. Yes, you read that correctly. Meat & potatoes: Today we’re each bringing to the table…FOOD: the good, the bad, and the delicious. Dilemma: A neighbor refuses to pick up his dog's poop. Listen in to see what happened and the borderline professional advice we offer up...

We All Went to See a Psychic

Batshit Banger: Michael has an awkward mishap while trying to book a reservation at a restaurant... Meat & potatoes: Each of us went to see a psychic and today we're sharing our experiences! Dilemma: French onion soup creates a rift in this person's marriage. Listen in to see what happened and the borderline professional advice we offer up..

Birthdays: Growing up & Now

Batshit Banger: Abbey tells us about a time she went jet skiing and almost didn't make it back... Meat & potatoes: Today we’re each bringing to the table…birthdays! (Happy birthday Michael!) We're reminiscing on birthdays growing up, memorable parties, and current celebrations. Dilemma: A husband is wanting to decorate, but ends up overstepping. Listen in to see what happened and the borderline professional advice we offer up...