Vendor Chronicles

The citizens of Vendor Chronicles are in for a hell of an episode!

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2401189/fan_mail/new] This episode lives up to its name! Q the Messenger jumps right onto the dance floor with a human centipede reference, the story about how "I almost turned into a N-word today" and then stating emphatically "Im the darkest white man you know"!!! He throws off to Shane the Brain who wastes no time telling you how "Handicaped parking pisses me off", bemoans the fact that you can't punch women, then recounts having been serenaded by a bum in Nashville. The hits keep coming, check it out for yourself... Let's gooooo!!! Support the show [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2401189/support]

You have to wade through the color to get to the character.

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2401189/fan_mail/new] This episode is packed so tight you'll have to hold your breath to get through it! From Willie Nelson to Ralphie May or Single Barrel Jack to the problem with "Boomers", you'll laugh till it hurts. Need an economics lesson? Take notes as Shane the Brain and Q the Messenger break down some of the real world challenges of running a micro business. Let's goooo!! Support the show [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2401189/support]

Shoot your shot!

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2401189/fan_mail/new] This episode focuses on... well, just rambling! Listen in as Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain go from the Beastie Boys to mulligans, and take more than one side street to get there. Steel yourself for a classic Shane the Brain rant knowing that Q the Messenger's words of wisdom will put it all into perspective. LET'S GOOOOO!!! Support the show [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2401189/support]

"Vulcanization and the taste of hose water", or "One man and a long bed"

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2401189/fan_mail/new] This week Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain enjoy a conversation with D.J. and the chemistry is obvious from the beginning and just gets funnier. From street confrontations, ghosts, Tiger Woods and psychedelics you're sure to get a laugh somewhere. LET'S GOOOOO!! Support the show [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2401189/support]

The hood of the car!

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2401189/fan_mail/new] This installmen  is just what you ezpect feom Vendor Chronicles: good friends and  good conversation with a few laughs and maybe even some words of wisdom. Enjoy! Support the show [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2401189/support]