Bathilda Bagshark

3 - Whale Sharks Have Two Penises and We’ve Worked Weird Jobs

Mara and Tad talk about their job experience, sharing weird stories about passing out from sudden finger-smush pain, papier-mâché and “spackie,” a snake, knitting needles, and more. Also, get your Shark News update about non-gay whale shark attempted sex, stripper fishing, and big ass baskin’ boys that are probably full of repressed aggression.

2 - Horror Movies and Femur-Sized Tupperware

Mara and Tad talk about their favorite horror movies, the ones that suck, and some of the troupes and concepts that irk them most. (Plus a Shark News update and a little talk about a potential novel—featuring the Tupperware Killer)

1 - How Useless Is My College Knowledge?

Mara and Tad talk about recent shark news and a few of the incredibly useless but maybe interesting knowledge tidbits they’ve gained at small liberal arts colleges—sharing that they are taking steps toward a diploma but not necessarily toward employability