Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

It's Monkey Time | Americas Favorite Podcast

In “It’s Monkey Time! Episode 239” of The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast, things kick off exactly how you’d expect: a little technical confusion, some talk about Fred’s temporary tooth situation, a questionable planet fact, and Allan wasting no time setting the mood with the kind of greeting only this show could get away with. In other words, everything is right on schedule. The big story this week is Parker’s nightmare trip through the wonderful world of the DMV, charity car donations, and paperwork that apparently matters way more two years later than it did at the time. After trying to update his driver’s license, Parker finds out his license has allegedly been suspended for two years because of a donated vehicle that was never handled properly. Naturally, this turns into a full-blown quest involving Heritage for the Blind, missing documentation, and the soul-crushing phrase “another department.” Then come the “rewards” for donating the car, which somehow make the whole thing even worse. The promised $200 restaurant gift card turns out to be restaurant.com credits, which is technically food-adjacent but spiritually offensive. The free vacation voucher is not much better, unless your dream getaway involves mailing in paperwork, paying fees, and maybe winding up in Branson or Fargo. The DMV adventure adds another layer, with Parker trying to fix the issue, explain the missing VIN number, get a temporary license, and process the fact that the DMV employees were actually helpful. The real tragedy, though, is his new license photo, which apparently makes him look like he’s about to show up angry at a school board meeting. Fred also jumps in with his own $400 T-Mobile home internet drama, proving once again that companies can take your money instantly but return it at the speed of a medieval messenger. It’s an episode about scams, customer service, bad paperwork, fake perks, and the horrible truth that adulthood is mostly just admin work with consequences. Somehow, it’s also very funny. #blcpodcast #podcastingforthepeople #funny #podcast #greenvillesc #scpodcast #yeahthatgreenville Listen at: https://americasfavoritepodcast.com  Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/blcpodcast/ Check us out on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/blcpodcast/ Buy Fred and Allan Beer: https://www.patreon.com/blcworld

Iranian Tortillas | America's Favorite Podcast

The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast Episode 238 is here, and it is packed with comedy, conspiracy theories, stock talk, sports memories, and food inflation rage. This week, the crew discusses Fred’s lost bet and the possibility of more “kid show” episodes, the strange pull of social media algorithms, knot-tying videos, hydraulic press clips, pimple popping videos, and the weird side of internet content. Fred breaks down the latest in the GameStop stock saga, including Ryan Cohen, eBay acquisition rumors, shareholder strategy, warrants, and whether GameStop could become a Berkshire Hathaway-style powerhouse. The guys also debut the BLC quote of the week, complain about the shocking price of Krispy Kreme donuts, and question why everything from gas to cookies costs so much. In sports, the crew remembers Bobby Cox, the legendary Atlanta Braves manager known for getting ejected, protecting his players, and running a tight clubhouse. From there, the conversation spins into Semi-Pro, “jive turkey,” and classic sports comedy quotes. Finally, the episode heads into full conspiracy mode with a discussion of Denver International Airport, Blucifer the blue horse, underground tunnels, strange murals, gargoyles, New World Order rumors, and a darkly funny Satan cameo. The episode wraps with a bizarre stingray story, chicken donuts, and classic BLC nonsense. Listen now for a wild mix of comedy podcast chaos, GameStop speculation, Atlanta Braves nostalgia, Denver Airport conspiracy theories, overpriced donut complaints, and the kind of off-the-rails humor only the Black Lincoln Collective can deliver. #blcpodcast #podcastingforthepeople #funny #podcast #greenvillesc #scpodcast #yeahthatgreenville Listen at: https://americasfavoritepodcast.com  Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/blcpodcast/ Check us out on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/blcpodcast/ Buy Fred and Allan Beer: https://www.patreon.com/blcworld

The BLC Comedy Podcast... For Kids! | America's Favorite Podcast

This week, on a brand-new episode of America's Favorite Podcast, we're throwing this episode back to our childhood, and we've finally done an episode for the kids. That's right, we're facing off in a try not to laugh for the ages, and trust me, we all lose. Then we're giving you the details on words that sound naughty, but aren't, and we have a brand new installment of BLC Masterpiece theater! We educate you on one George Washington Carver and we're chatting about poops! All that and so much more, now to go bed!  #blcpodcast #podcastingforthepeople #funny #podcast #greenvillesc #scpodcast #yeahthatgreenville Listen at: https://americasfavoritepodcast.com  Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/blcpodcast/ Check us out on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/blcpodcast/ Buy Fred and Allan Beer: https://www.patreon.com/blcworld

Fart Us Out of Here Chewie | America's Favorite Podcast

This week, on a special May the 4th Be with you episode of America's Favorite Podcast, we're talking about the Star Wars Universe and our love or hate with it. Parker goes to see Earthquake's comedy, and enjoys all his air humps. Then, we have a heartfelt apology and a new BLC Hall of Famer is born! Fred finally graces us with his latest stock report and we got jokes! All that, and also Mel Brooks, maybe? Only on the BLC Podcast.  00:00 — Welcome to Episode 236 The crew opens the 236th edition of The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast with the usual chaos, welcomes listeners, and reminds everyone to rate and review the show. 05:16 — May the Fourth / Star Wars Day The boys acknowledge that it is May the Fourth, also known as International Star Wars Day, despite their usual preference for keeping episodes “timeless.” 07:00 — Star Wars Opinions Begin Fred and the crew talk through the Star Wars movies, including the original trilogy, the prequels, the sequel trilogy, Darth Maul, Obi-Wan, Anakin, and which parts still hold up. 10:47 — Rogue One Gets Its Flowers The group gives Rogue One high praise and debates whether Disney gave fans so much Star Wars that it made people want to switch franchises entirely. 12:24 — Mandalorian, Andor, Ahsoka & Obi-Wan The conversation shifts to Star Wars TV, including The Mandalorian, Book of Boba Fett, Andor, Ahsoka, and Obi-Wan. The crew also gets into animation styles and why some shows are easier to watch than others. 20:42 — Parker Goes to The Comedy Zone Parker tells the story of visiting The Comedy Zone in Charlotte to see comedian Earthquake, after switching plans from a concert to a comedy show. 29:51 — Earthquake Takes the Stage Earthquake arrives in a sparkly black hoodie, and Parker breaks down the vibe, energy, crowd, and overall live comedy experience. 37:35 — Break Time The show takes a quick sponsor break before returning with an apology and a correction. 39:34 — Accountability Time Parker admits he forgot the planned transition from Star Wars into the BLC Hall of Fame nominations, proving once again that this show is about frozen drinks, accountability, and chaos. 40:11 — BLC Hall of Fame: Mel Brooks The crew nominates Mel Brooks for the BLC Hall of Fame after briefly derailing into confusion. 42:29 — Stock Report In honor of wanting more money, the boys launch into a stock report covering financial chaos, GameStop, AMC, and market weirdness. 51:33 — GameStop, Power Packs & Tokenized Stock Fred talks GameStop, power packs, trading cards, tokenized stock, and why the whole thing sounds like NFTs in reverse. 56:16 — OceanGate and Bad Ideas The crew discusses OceanGate, implosions, bad controllers, and the possibility of a future “stupidest thing of the year” segment. 01:00:00 — Fred’s Joke Corner Fred launches into a long joke involving confidence, clothing, and underwear sizes. 01:10:19 — Final Thoughts The episode wraps with adult diaper talk, a reminder that “everybody” has embarrassing moments, and the crew signs off until next week. #blcpodcast #podcastingforthepeople #funny #podcast #greenvillesc #scpodcast #yeahthatgreenville Listen at: https://americasfavoritepodcast.com  Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/blcpodcast/ Check us out on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/blcpodcast/ Buy Fred and Allan Beer: https://www.patreon.com/blcworld

Ask Allan Anything and the Bunk Bed Challenge | America's Favorite Podcast

In episode 235 of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast, Parker, Fred, and Allan are back with another chaotic, fully unhinged ride through parenting disasters, home improvement regrets, sports disappointment, and deeply questionable life advice. The episode kicks off with the crew welcoming listeners from around the world and pointing them toward YouTube, Facebook, Instagram, and all major podcast platforms. The main story starts with Parker taking on what he calls the “bunk bed challenge”: attempting to assemble a brand-new bunk bed for his kids in the hopes of finally getting a full night’s sleep without being kicked by tiny feet. What was supposed to be a simple one-hour build quickly turns into a multi-hour battle against confusing instructions, nearly identical wooden parts, backwards rails, and one very poorly timed Charlotte Hornets game. Things only get worse when Parker realizes the beds were built in the living room and still need to be moved, followed immediately by the discovery that the kids’ new bunk beds do not actually have mattresses. That leads to a trip to a discount mattress store tucked away in the back of a questionable warehouse, complete with strange sales tactics, twin mattresses, cash deals, and a mattress salesman who may or may not be living entirely on hot dogs and cheese. The crew then rolls into a new round of the BLC “What Would You Do?” Challenge, covering everyday moral dilemmas like thermostat wars, group chat snack moochers, giant decorative yard roosters, and accidentally getting credit for someone else’s work spreadsheet. Naturally, most of the advice lands somewhere between “break up with them” and “make the situation much worse.” After the break, the guys return with some NFL Draft “analysis” before launching into Ask Allan Anything, a segment where listener questions get the kind of answers only Allan could give. Relationship confusion, outdoor furniture, vintage radios, and other listener problems are all handled with the usual BLC blend of confidence, nonsense, and absolutely no professional credentials. #blcpodcast #podcastingforthepeople #funny #podcast #greenvillesc #scpodcast #yeahthatgreenville Listen at: https://americasfavoritepodcast.com  Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/blcpodcast/ Check us out on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/blcpodcast/ Buy Fred and Allan Beer: https://www.patreon.com/blcworld