Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Our whole city is going crazy again. The world is melting down. Sam has Baby AIDS. The hilarious Ali Siddiq is in studio. And we learn that Peter Thiel tried to buy Tim Dillon, apparently. Start your free online visit today at www.hims.com/brokensim! Head to www.tempomeals.com/brokensim for 60-percent off your first box! For Ali Siddiq's comedy visit: https://alisiddiq.com More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

The guys are back to talk the Glenn Greenwald sex tape psyop, Sam's video game conspiracy, how the R-word is officially back, who the left wing Joe Rogan equivalent might be, Sydney Sweeney's bathwater, the Diddy trial (would Trump pardon him?!), Elon's black eye, and more! Go to https://www.LiveLongerFormula.com/sam [https://www.livelongerformula.com/sam] and take control of your health! Head to www.cornbreadhemp.com/broken and use the code "BROKEN" at checkout to save 30-percent on your first order! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Trump gives out another spanking in the White House, this time to the president of South Africa, Elon calls out Bill Gates for his Epstein ties, Comey limply defends his "86" Trump post, Bernie Sanders calls Democrats a "threat to Democracy," more proof China isn't as populous as we're told, an update on the Mexican Navy fail, and a minor Super Heavy Legs update ... all on this week's Broken Simulation. To conclude the episode we welcome Sarper Güven of 90 Day FIance to discuss what it's like starting comedy in L.A. in 2025. Visit www.cornbreadhemp.com/brokensim use code "BROKENSIM" at checkout for 30-percent off your first order! Start your free online visit today at www.hims.com/brokensim! Head to www.tempomeals.com/brokensim for 60-percent off your first box! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

SO MUCH HAPPENED THIS WEEK. Is Sam Tripoli actually "Francis Ford Bacon"? Did James Comey call for the 86ing of President Trump? Can the White House manipulate space and time, as they announced this week? Did Kanye West write the best pop melody ever? Is Pope Leo just a dude? Is Trump's relationship with Netanyahu fracturing? Is the Roganverse propping up bad comedy, as Slate alleges? We tackle those vital questions and more on the latest Broken Simulation. Go to https://www.LiveLongerFormula.com/sam [https://www.livelongerformula.com/sam] and take control of your health! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

It's a special edition of Broken Simulation featuring our friend XG from Tin Foil Hat! We discuss more UFO/UAP Pentagon disclosure (a whole secret program), the reveal of a chunky black statue in Times Square, Sam's favorite story ever, rumors of a Kamala/Clinton ticket in 2028, reports that Israel is keeping John Fetterman in office, George Santos going scorched earth on his colleagues, the world champion hide-and-seeker, and so much more! Head to www.cornbreadhemp.com/broken and use the code "BROKEN" at checkout to save 30-percent on your first order! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard