Dlisted: The Podcast

Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 174 – Muskrat Hate

[https://dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/podcastlogo-730x591.jpg] As we mentioned last episode, this one is our final one for the year, and we start it off on a really damn depressing and horrible note by getting into SCOTUS’ overturning of Roe v. Wade and some celebrity responses including ones from Lizzo, Tiffany Haddish, Howard Stern, Billy Joe Armstrong, and Pink. From there, we talk about Elon Musk’s transgender daughter declaring in court that she’s done with him. And Allison shares her true love for Mountain Dew while talking about Ben Affleck’s home office soda fountain. Other stories we quickly cover include a young Richard Gere helping Anderson Cooper realize he likes peen, the ridiculous movie theater in Oklahoma that took THINK OF THE CHILDREN to new levels of stupid by fast-forwarding through a same-sex kiss in Lightyear, Chris Pratt saying that he doesn’t like to be called Chris, Amazon Alexa’s newest creepy feature, and Brad Pitt searching for gold on his vineyard. We finish the episode off with Show & Tell where Allison recommends a sci-fi HBO show from the 90s and I recommend my new favorite music review platform. WARNING: If you love Shania Twain’s Man I Feel Like A Woman or Natasha Bedingfield’s These Words, you will feel attacked! You can find us wherever you listen to your podcasts. If you’ve got a question or a note, e-mail us at dtp@dlisted.com! [dtp@dlisted.com]

Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 173 – The Who’s Who Of WTF

[https://dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/podcastlogo.jpg] We start off this episode by answering to why we didn’t have a show last week (SPOILER ALERT: Allison was sick. #NotCOVID). Allison then shares some big personal news which leads us to talking about big podcast news. And after I pop open a Champale in Allison’s honor, we get into Britney Spears’ wedding including Jason “Not George Costanza” Alexander crashing that shit, Britney cursing out her brother over the news that he was invited, the wedding dress (it was Ver-sayce), the food, and the extremely random guest list. We’re going to need a Netflix investigative docu-series to explain to us why Ansel Elgort was there. And from Britney’s happy news, we wade into messy and depressing waters by covering Ezra Miller’s alleged terrorization of an 18-year-old. Other stories we quickly cover include Julia Garner playing Madonna in the Madonna-directed Madonna biopic, Lea Michele being the first choice to replace Beanie Feldstein in Funny Girl, Netflix’s Squid Game game show, Martha Stewart getting made fun of for her “kid-friendly” salmon chowder, and Tom Brady agreeing to give his worn chonies to a fan You can find us wherever you listen to your podcasts. If you’ve got a question or want us to cover something, e-mail us at dtp@dlisted.com! [dtp@dlisted.com]

Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 172 – Bow Down To The Pepper’s Ghost Queen

[https://dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/podcastlogo.jpg] THE QUEEN’s Platinum Jubilee happened and we talk about how the show was stolen by Prince Louis and THE QUEEN’s hologram (which was apparently not a hologram but a Pepper’s Ghost illusion). But before that, we cover the end of the massive shit show circus dumpster fire mess that was Johnny Depp and Amber Heard’s defamation trial. And we also talk #SwedenGate, the viral discussions about how some Swedes don’t feed their kids’ friends during playdates. Other stories we cover include the possible extinction of Elvis-themed weddings in Las Vegas, the break-up of Lori Harvey and Michael B. Jordan, the woman who claims her date made her pay for her own food at Applebee’s, and Morbius deciding that flopping once wasn’t enough, so it decided to flop twice! You can find us wherever you listen to your podcasts. If you’ve got a question or want us to cover something, e-mail us at dtp@dlisted.com! [dtp@dlisted.com]

Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 171 – Fluff & Foolery

[https://dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/podcastlogo.jpg] Since everything is horrible and depressing, we decided to get into three light stories that are either made of fluffiness or fuckery or both! We start by talking about the TikToker who claims she got a 3-inch vibrator stuck up her butt, slept it in while it was still vibrating, and then went off to the hospital where she had to get surgery to get it removed. From the tale of the vibrating vibrator stuck in a culo, we move on to a story about a couple who has decided to live on a cruise ship year-round because it’s cheaper than living on land for them. And we really bring the fluffiness with the story of a man in Japan who is trying to fulfill his dream of becoming an animal by wearing a $15,000 “realistic” Lassie costume. Other stories we cover include RiRi’s BaBi, everyone paying to see Top Gun: Maverick, a person in a wig trying to hit the Mona Lisa in the face with cake, James Corden admitting that he only washes his hair once every two months, and the Kardashian story that made me Google, “How do I unread something.” You can find us wherever you listen to your podcasts. If you’ve got a question or want us to cover something, e-mail us at dtp@dlisted.com! [dtp@dlisted.com]

Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 170 – What Would The Pope Say?!?

[https://dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/podcastlogo.jpg] God may be side-eyeing Jason Momoa today because Jason went against the rules of the Sistine Chapel by taking pictures in it. BLASPHEMY! He later apologized in a video of him taking a break from working out topless. So we get into that. This is also a Jason Momoa-heavy episode because we talk about him getting with Eiza Gonzalez. From there we talk about how the current poster couple for Doing The Most, Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly, could be married and expecting a baby (but probably not). And we talk about The Devil Eats Meat and Cheese starring Anna Wintour. Other stories we cover include the audience member who had the audacity to try to check Patti LuPone after she checked them for not wearing a mask right, Prince William getting booed at a football match, Kelly Rowland’s X-rated tweet that she didn’t know was X-rated, Sarah Silverman admitting she shares a toothbrush with her man, and everyone probably Googling “coordinates for Christopher Meloni’s home gym window” after Christopher Meloni said he works out naked in his home gym and doesn’t block out the window. You can find us wherever you listen to your podcasts. If you’ve got a question or want us to cover something, e-mail us at dtp@dlisted.com! [dtp@dlisted.com]