How I Didn't Meet Your Mother

Ep37 - Sleeping Habits, Snoring, & Morning Sex ft: Sarah

There will come a day in all our lives, (or at least most), where we find ourselves sleeping next to someone regularly. This romantic ballard of two souls intertwined by each others unconscious routines isn't always as fun as it seems. Twitching, snoring, sleep walking, and rising internal body temperature can all have a heralding effect on those sleeping next to us. This week we are joined by Sarah to discuss these sleeping habits and rituals. Included in this episode are stories such as: an undesired sleepover, a snoring train conductor, the horse woman, sleep sex, and the zombie fuck. Plus, we mix in some sleep apnea facts and a definition that may have you questioning whether or not you have it! That's right, we are now a science podcast. Well, not really, but we try. Support Kelli and shop Zyia Active - https://www.mycanadazyia.com/C2620/shop/CATALOG.aspx [https://www.mycanadazyia.com/C2620/shop/CATALOG.aspx] Want to be a guest? Have a story to tell? Email us @ hidmympodcast@gmail.com

Ep36 - Same Sex Marriages, Jealousy and Scissoring ft: GC & K

This week we were PROUD to be joined by GC & K, a same sex couple who are happily married and thriving. Dating revolves around trust, and that's something that can be hard to earn when some of your closest friends are considered by others, as a threat. The two love birds discuss their personal experience with jealous partners, while also revealing why their relationship continues to be so successful. Adrian gets introduced to the U-Haul concept, it's a "lesbian thing", and Kelli asks for Mr Beautiful's digits. Ever overhear a girl say - "I fucked that girl". Well, we finally have the answer as to what EXACTLY that means! Plus scissoring debunked, including a brief instructional video, much to the approval of our two hosts. And finally, how many woman has the Pussy Game Changer converted? Find it all out and more, but be warned, you may be tempted to cross over to the "lesbian side".

Ep35 - Kelli Taught My FWB How to Suck D*ck

Time for a good old Origin Story. This week your hosts reminisce over the circumstances in which they first met, which if you didn't guess, involve Adrian sleeping with Kelli's roommate. Then the two talk FWB - Friends With Benefits, (if you didn't know, goddamn...). Kelli tells us all about OG Texas and her affection for younger men, with a potential rekindling in the making. Adrian is no longer watching porn, while enduring the longest active dry spell of his sexual career. Plus, a conversation about the weirdest places either host has masturbated. Come on in, the pie is ready! Check out Demitri Wylde and Hookup Horror Stories - https://www.instagram.com/demitriwylde/ [https://www.instagram.com/demitriwylde/] Support Kelli and shop Zyia Active - https://www.mycanadazyia.com/C2620/shop/CATALOG.aspx [https://www.mycanadazyia.com/C2620/shop/CATALOG.aspx] Want to be a guest? Have a story to tell? Email us @ hidmympodcast@gmail.com

Ep34 - Don't Call it a Comeback

The last time you heard from our hosts, the year was 2021, Adrian was reluctantly single, and Luke was in a successful relationship. Well... a lot has changed since then and as they say - shit happens. Welcome back to another episode of the How I Didn't Meet Your Mother podcast! Consider this the beginning of a new era, and with it, some changes to the podcast. Tune in to find out who will stay, and who will go. Plus, a life update from our hosts including trips to Montana and Texas, as well as a double date turned disaster! Sorry for being gone so long, we missed you, and look forward to sharing more scandalous tales with you all. Check out Adrian’s guest spot on The Impolite Society Podcast - https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/do-pickup-lines-ever-work/id1508241605?i=1000548796622 as well as the Zodiac Series - Leo, brought to you by Nawty by Nature Podcast - https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/nawty-by-nature/id1553863033?i=1000547559303 Support Kelli and shop Zyia Active - https://www.mycanadazyia.com/C2620/shop/CATALOG.aspx Want to be a guest? Have a story to tell? Email us @ hidmympodcast@gmail.com

The Art of Feminine Seduction ft: Alana Mckenzie

Why is dating harder for women, and what steps can be made to make it fun again? Intimacy and dating coach Alana Mckenzie joins the podcast to discuss all things femininity. Things kick off with a surprising dive into Bumble, (the app we all thought was trash). Alana talks about her strategies while using the app, how to make your profile more appealing, and what a conversation should include in order for you to stand out from the crowd. Then the conversation switches gears as Alana breaks down The Art of Seduction, which shifts focus from outward behavioural thought patterns to internal recognition and confidence. With internal confidence comes the concept of Feminine Energy, and the ability to "just be" while letting the masculine presence be the "go getter". Finally, we end off with some humorous and rather outrageous stories of accidental (and not so accidental) kidnapping. For more information about The Art of Feminine Seduction and Alana's services visit @ https://www.avesselforlove.com/ [https://www.avesselforlove.com/] Support Kelli and shop Zyia Active @ https://www.mycanadazyia.com/C2620/shop/CATALOG.aspx [https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.mycanadazyia.com%2FC2620%2Fshop%2FCATALOG.aspx%3Ffbclid%3DIwAR0MVEAt26OVKe9PX4l8oQkZKfA9ogUyGLziy8C5cmuuaIdbCFqjIbUm7qQ&h=AT3bP0oxX38Znm_Bv7wi6l1AXALd6h40geCcc6keIIPbfmdVlFeSAPBKCH5J9eCvgIWz6pMWne71hA95vBFi6Ft8p8Rz5dO59Te0PBCMuoQFtDlkPy1bHJ5QFVggzQxuIlq6shvPBVHqpSHRIyMhORZX] Want to be a guest? Have a story to tell? Email us @ hidmympodcast@gmail.com [hidmympodcast@gmail.com]