Red String Theories

Episode 31: Nightmareland (Floopsy Dooperstein’s Revenge) (HALLOWEEN SPECIAL)

In this special Halloween episode, Isaac and Matteo meet a familiar face in a strange and spooky dimension. While there, they tie together some illicit injections, a paddling pumpkin, a fake funeral home, and a spooky Winnie the Pooh switcheroo into a theory about shady businesses trying to close down their unscrupulous competition with sneaky tactics. Red String Theories https://www.tiktok.com/@redstringtheoriespod [https://www.tiktok.com/@redstringtheoriespod] https://www.instagram.com/redstringtheories/ Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A Matteo Velardo https://soundcloud.com/mattvelmusic https://www.instagram.com/mattvelmusic/ [https://www.instagram.com/mattvelmusic/]

Episode 30: RUSTY CHAINZ (Sexually Liberated Witch with an OnlyFans)

In this episode, Isaac and Matteo finally solve the kidnapping of Ines Bulletín. While there, they tie together an Onlyfans Officer, a dead decoration, a magical major, and a real life mummy’s curse into a theory about modern witches fighting back against stereotypes. Red String Theories https://www.tiktok.com/@redstringtheoriespod [https://www.tiktok.com/@redstringtheoriespod] https://www.instagram.com/redstringtheories/ Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A Matteo Velardo https://soundcloud.com/mattvelmusic https://www.instagram.com/mattvelmusic/ [https://www.instagram.com/mattvelmusic/]

Episode 29: Gearing Up (F-Tier Seasonal Horror Movies)

In this episode, Isaac and Matteo get ready for their covert mission with the help of an old guest.. While there, they tie together a GoFundMe gambler, a high-pitched purr, a penalized Popeyes Patron, and an asinine assassination attempt  into a theory about a strain of altered catnip that has been circulating around the world. Red String Theories https://www.tiktok.com/@redstringtheoriespod [https://www.tiktok.com/@redstringtheoriespod] https://www.instagram.com/redstringtheories/ Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A Matteo Velardo https://soundcloud.com/mattvelmusic https://www.instagram.com/mattvelmusic/

Episode 28: Scottish Farm (Officer, This Chicken is Drunk and Belligerent)

In this episode, Isaac and Matteo investigate the address on the receipt they received in Berlin, which leads them to a Scottish farm house. While there, they tie together the reappearance of Tripod the bear, a clumsy counterfeiter, a chicken on the lam, and a penetrating theme park attraction into a theory about McDonalds using counterfeit money to source sub-par ingredients and conscripting felon chickens into service. Red String Theories https://www.tiktok.com/@redstringtheoriespod [https://www.tiktok.com/@redstringtheoriespod] https://www.instagram.com/redstringtheories/ Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A Matteo Velardo https://soundcloud.com/mattvelmusic https://www.instagram.com/mattvelmusic/

Episode 27: American-Themed Restaurant (ChatGPT, Show Me Meg Griffin)

In this episode, Isaac and Matteo take a break for a meal at the Boot and Scoot Capture Cows with Rope Red White and Blue US American Style Eating Establishment, an American-themed restaurant in Germany. While there, they tie together some railway wrestlers, a moving metropolitan area, a stowaway squirrel, and a synthetic sermon into a theory about a grand plan to normalize illegal immigration in south Texas. Red String Theories https://www.tiktok.com/@redstringtheoriespod [https://www.tiktok.com/@redstringtheoriespod] https://www.instagram.com/redstringtheories/ Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A Matteo Velardo https://soundcloud.com/mattvelmusic https://www.instagram.com/mattvelmusic/