Thot Topics

It's! Some! It's! Some! Podcasters up in here! Welcome to my stratosphere! After a much-needed sabbatical, the girls are back to give it to you raw, fresh, hot, and ready. By the power of your patience, the world cooked up some tasty drama for us to discuss with our whole, ample chests! First, we discuss the untapped power of MONDAY NIGHTS and the trap of THIRSTY THURSDAYS. Then, we get down to business: the looming threat of THE LIFE OF A SHOWGIRL and what Taylor Swift has up her sleeve to punish us with next. Then, on a more pleasant note, we talk about LANA DEL REY vs ETHEL CAIN, a case overseen by NICKI MINAJ. We make our predictions for which Lana song will be Nicki's favorite from each album. Then, in the spirit of last episode, we take on a bracket of RuPaul singles... deciding on an ultimate victor... it's a spiritually draining task but someone had to do it... Follow the girls on Twitter @VLRTUALBOY [https://twitter.com/vlrtualboy] and @YOURE2BASIC, [https://twitter.com/youre2basic] and the official pod Insta @th0tstarsxo [https://instagram.com/th0tstarsxo]. Help us commission Peter Griffin-esque portraits of ourselves on Patreon [http://patreon.com/thottopics].

Little girl... your miniature therapy horses have arrived to wake you from your anesthesia... wake uppppp! WE ARE BEYONDDD BACK! The Thot Topics Studio is hot with the flames of literacy as we debrief on Nick finishing a draft of His Novel and other matters of girly importance. But the grind never stops in our world, sweetheart... We take our sweet ass time to discuss Sydney Sweeney's white supremacist jeans/genes, and unpack whatever's going on with the Tea app and straight people in general. Who's gonna step up and FIX this mess girl!?! We're busy btw... Follow the girls on Twitter @VLRTUALBOY [https://twitter.com/vlrtualboy] and @YOURE2BASIC, [https://twitter.com/youre2basic] and the official pod Insta @th0tstarsxo [https://instagram.com/th0tstarsxo]. Verify that you are a woman by uploading your credit card information on Patreon [http://patreon.com/thottopics].

What I did, or what I do? That is the question. Whether tis nobler to know what you are talmbout, or to take arms against a sea of knowing you were hella wrong for what you did... Happy birthday America! Hold on to the feather in your cap and you betta call that thing macaroni because the real patriots have finally arrived. THIS WEEK, Nick undergoes an endurance test, zooming through a list of TikTok phenomena that Cris suspects Nick has never heard of. But that's not all: a discussion on lite beer, boats, the current season of Love Island USA, and oh so much more. We're about to pop these firecrackers-- where the police at!? Follow the girls on Twitter @VLRTUALBOY [http://twitter.com/vlrtualboy] and @YOURE2BASIC, [http://twitter.com/youre2basic] and the official pod Insta @th0tstarsxo [http://instagram.com/th0tstarsxo]. Open a tax-exempt Thot Topics savings account on Patreon [http://patreon.com/thottopics].

PARENTS BEWARE! Teens are communicating secret messages via text message through acronyms you may not be aware of. Stay informed! PTB = Pump The Beat. PBP = Period Bitch, Period. PP = Pink Pantheress Thank you for tuning in for a very special Pride Month Thotline! This time, we've accepted questions that made us gay (as in happy) from our cherished audience of homosexuals and women. We breach brand new territory this time: how to deal with freeloaders, how to stay sane with a work from home job, and yes... we take a monogamy question. Follow the girls on Twitter @VLRTUALBOY [http://twitter.com/vlrtualboy] and @YOURE2BASIC, [http://twitter.com/youre2basic] and the official pod Insta @th0tstarsxo [http://instagram.com/th0tstarsxo]. Thot Topics merch is restocked now on the webstore! [http://thottopics.bigcartel.com] Get on our party line on Patreon [http://patreon.com/thottopics]-- $5/month gets you a bonus episode every week!

Ladies I gotta be honest this one was a fight to the finish line even off a couple cawktails... but we do it for YOU: the people. Where to even begin? Nothing happened to anyone on the entire planet this week so we decided to do what dreamers do best: look n word. *INWARD. Sorry, INWARD... Anyway, we pose the question that's been weighing heavy on our spirit and even heavier on our breasts: how many drinks do you consider to be a lot of drinks? What's the REAL tea when it comes to managing the party girl lifestyle? But that's not all: graduations, weddings, funerals, buying plane tickets on your laptop. So much is discussed it's impossible to capture the spirit in a measly episode description. You'll just have to find out, won't you fatty? TRY BROTEGE RETINOL SPF MOISTURIZER COURTESY OF THOT TOPICS! VISIT BROTEGE.COM/THOT AND USE PROMO CODE 'THOT' FOR 40% OFF YOUR ORDER. OR, IF YOU'RE A PATRON, BE ONE OF THE FIRST 5 TO COMMENT ON THIS EPISODE 'SO CREAMY' AND WE'LL SEND YOU A 100% OFF + FREE SHIPPING CODE TO TRY IT COMPLETELY FOR FREE! JUST ENTER THE CODE WE DM YOU AT BROTEGE.COM/THOT. Follow the girls on Twitter @VLRTUALBOY [http://twitter.com/vlrtualboy] and @YOURE2BASIC, [http://twitter.com/youre2basic] and the official pod Insta @th0tstarsxo [http://instagram.com/th0tstarsxo]. Buy a girl a fuckin' drink first on Patreon. [http://patreon.com/thottopics]