What the Hell Happened to Them?

Pumping Iron (plus Lucille Ball)

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Patrick goes to a museum of natural history, but is dismayed when everything inside is unnatural. Joe tries to invent a hot dog that isn't made out of dogs. Lev could tell him how the sausage is made, but would rather watch TV instead. Is there anything good on cable tonight? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?' Email the cast at whathappenedtothem@gmail.com [whathappenedtothem@gmail.com] Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in August 2026. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'Pumping Iron' is available on DVD, VHS, Audio Tape, & Blu-ray (not to mention streaming on Tubi with 'Happy Anniversary and Goodbye) at: https://www.amazon.com/Pumping-Iron-25th-Anniversary-Special/dp/B01M5IS5KN/ Music from "Disco Lucy" by Wilton Place Street Band Artwork from BJ West quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, arnold, schwarzenegger, pumping, iron, happy, anniversary, goodbye, lucy, ball, arnez, ferrigno, body, building, carney, dinosaurs

Stay Hungry

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Thinking the streaming wars have to do with bodies of water, Joe buys up all the land rights surrounding San Bernadino valley. Inspired by Joe's aquiferous pursuits, Patrick decides to take up sailing. Will Lev invite him into his yacht club or will he keep hush about his double life as a suave bon vivant? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?' Email the cast at whathappenedtothem@gmail.com [whathappenedtothem@gmail.com] Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in July 2026. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'Stay Hungry' is available on DVD & Blu-ray (strangely no VHS) at: https://www.amazon.com/Stay-Hungry-Blu-ray-R-G-Armstrong/dp/B075TSFKJT/ Music from "Body Rock" by Moby Artwork from BJ West quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, arnold, schwarzenegger, stay, hungry, austria, raephelson, field, bridges, nicholson, strong, simpsons, streaming

The Long Goodbye

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Patrick starts a garden hoping to grow vegan gummy bears, but quickly gives up when Lev tells him bear shape gummies are trademarked. Joe gets seduced by a butcher at the mall into buying a used meat slicer. Will it pay for itself in five years as the butcher promised? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?' Email the cast at whathappenedtothem@gmail.com [whathappenedtothem@gmail.com] Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in July 2026. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'The Long Goodbye' is available on DVD, VHS, & Blu-ray (but it's only foreign) at: https://www.amazon.com/Long-Goodbye-Elliot-Gould/dp/B00MYMTBCA/ Music from "Goodbye Girl" by The Four Seasons Artwork from BJ West quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, arnold, schwarzenegger, long, goodbye, gould, altman, noir, inherent, vice, sonic, anderson, adaptation, marlowe, chandler

Hercules in New York

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Arnold Schwarzenegger. A new season is on the horizon and the hosts are going to have to get a lot more buff if they want to survive until the end. Patrick debates taking steroids, but decides to use chiclets instead. Joe learns quickly that pumping iron has nothing to do with taking multi-vitamins. Lev is happy with his body and doesn't give in to the peer pressure from this season's celebrity. And just who is the podcast following this season? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?' Email the cast at whathappenedtothem@gmail.com [whathappenedtothem@gmail.com] Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in July 2026. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'Hercules in New York' is available on DVD & Blu-ray (I would have assumed VHS too) at: https://www.amazon.com/Hercules-New-York-Arnold-Stang/dp/B00004XMSC/ Music from "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger" by Daft Punk Artwork from BJ West quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, arnold, schwarzenegger, governor, hercules, new, york, terminator, old, pan am, greek, mythology, hades

Moana (not the cartoon one)

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Joe finds a sleeping child in his movie theater, as the prophecy foretold. But only Lev had heard the prophecy and he didn't pass on that information to Joe. Patrick can't decide if he should roll the dice and try a new type of non-dairy milk this week. What did the prophecy foretell about his decision's effect on the fate of the multiverse? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?' Email the cast at whathappenedtothem@gmail.com [whathappenedtothem@gmail.com] Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in July 2026. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'Moana' is available in theaters now (though hopefully not for long). Real Moana can be found at : https://www.amazon.com/Moana-Blu-ray-Auli%CA%BBi-Cravalho/dp/B0DRHG4DY7/ Music from "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion "Artists are the Greatest People" by Flight of the Conchords Artwork from BJ West quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, dwayne, rock, johnson, syzygy, moana, live, action, pointless, washington, adaptation, garcia, disney, kon, animation, remix