The Burgess Lovecast

Episode 79: Danny Elfman Eugenics

We're breeding a new kind of cinematic experience. Also, what if the fun COULD stop? There's more: ZONK!, Dad Advice, Thin Lizzy but Censored, Fred Lines, Fool Pants, The Penguin Runs the Tim Horton's, WHAT's more DANGEROUS than ASPARTAME?, Normandy Beach Potato Chips

Episode 78: How to Cook Andouille Sausage the Right Way

The Big Goose Industry is back, and it's taken another victim.  Also: There's been a(nother) murder, the Pants Press-Gazette Returns, Old-timey baseballer or Dickens?, and What's More Dangerous than Aspartame?

Episode 77: Episode 77 - Mr. ”Jigsaw” Wilson and the Menace

*static crackles on old TV, then cuts revealing weird evil puppet* Dennis, you've spent your life being a menace...  Other things: We were being gross, What's In Your Glass?, Deadlines, Why didn't we get a trampoline?, What's More Dangerous than Aspartame?, Sleepy cheesecake.

Episode 76: Episode 76 - The Trolley Problem but with Fire

Smokey the Bear left us, and the world is in shambles.  Also featuring: The Concoction, Microplastic Goodness, Andrew Pitches a New Segment, Fire, Fool Pants, What is More Dangerous than Aspartame, and yeah, we comment on Southwest.

Episode 75: Episode 75 - Bikearrhea

My turtle isn't great with finances.  Other things: Bob Ross Comment Section, Bicycle Shit Bag, Nerf Squirrels, More Diarrhea