The Laptop Chronicles

The (cheap ass) Player's Club

Sooooo this week we called in Pod Papi "The South Got Sum'n To Say" Huss to chat about strip clubs! That's right...we get down to the nitty gritty about Atlanta being the strip club capital of the world, which clubs have the best atmosphere and just why Baltimore strip clubs ain't the most happening places to hang out. I run down my strip club adventures and shenanigans and there have been a few. Oh, and Huss talks about the time he was used as a squat rack. Where was County Trill in all of this? Well, he went to a strip club in East Baltimore once and decided that was all he needed to see. Tune in and listen to it all! Make sure to check out the Baltimore County Forever Podcast YouTube channel for all the latest episodes! Hit up Norm on IG (Norm_Regular) and NormRegular.bandcamp.com cause bro got new beats and lyrics on deck! Don't forget to drink water, juice your fruit, stop eating bullshit, and take your vitamins! Remember: Eat Clean You'll Taste Better!

The Laptop Chronicles Season 7 Episode 1: T.A.P.

So after a nice long hiatus we turned on the mics and what we thought was going to be an easy cruise back into discussing the world of pRon quickly went off the deep end as we high-dived off the cliff of wild shit and talked about...uhhh... everything! For the Porn Clip of The Week I ran down my new favorite search words on The 'Hub. Then we gave a Porn-ESPN analysis of Avery Jane's career as she has taken her talents to South Beach and averaging the pRon version of a triple-double. Speaking of triple-doubles, we talked about what a TripleAnalPenetration is and why you shouldn't search for it when searching for spank bank material. And finally, we talked about why women are better than men at eating pussy...yeah... we took it there.    Make sure to tune to Baltimore County Forever Podcast YouTube channel for our latest discussions in the world of Hip-hop. We got Huss in the house and he's bringing all the smoke. Don't forget: Eat Clean You'll Taste Better!

Running Wild In The Comments

WE'RE BAAAAAAAACK! The world's most problematic porn podcast is back to missionary your screens and backshot your ear waves. And as usual, we take off at warp speed and shit goes off the rails rather quickly. We tried to hold together as long as we could which lasted all of about 1 minute. The Porn Clip of The Week turned into our version of Who's On First: "That guy...you know that guy. What's his name...that guy! Oh yeah...THAT guy!" Then we dived into the world of Pornhub comments and how wild some of them can be. Annnnnnd then in the middle of that it went completely off the rails and the topic of hot dogs came into the conversation. Make sure to tune in and listen to the words and maybe you can figure out where it all went left!

The Great Masturbators

This week we turned on the microphones and things got wild (as usual). We started out with the Porn Clip of The Week and give some play-by-play on Kendra Allure's strap-on scene. And then I do my first sexual wellness device review aka I tried out a sex toy for "research purposes". I bought a masturbator from Get Lucky Toys to try out. Not gonna lie...not everything is one size fits all. While Get Lucky Toys has a great motto they may need to widen their reach. You'll just have to check out the episode to see what this is all about! Make sure to hit the like and subscribe button on the Baltimore County Forever Podcast YouTube channel to get your weekly dose of music, tweets, porn talk, and laughs! *sidenote: I had a slight cold last week so please excuse the use of the tissues. Drink your juices from Jobrsa!

Protect Your Nuts!

*NEW EPISODE ALERT*  B-A-W-L-S...That's this week's episode. All about balls. From regular self-checkups to cleaning them, we talk about balls. The Porn Clip of The Week is from RickNastyXXX. It's a nice threesome quadruple-handed gawk gawk scene with plenty of attention on the balls but me and the homie weren't seeing eye-to-eye on the rimjob in the video. In Laptop Chronicles News we learn that County Trill hates cornbread and so we had to discuss that before he made trip down South and jumped by the Cornbread Gang. I couldn't let my guy just run around hating cornbread like that. Make sure to slide over to the Baltimore County Forever Podcast YouTube channel, the place where you will see Read 'Em & Tweet and the County Check-Ins. Make sure to holla at the Juice Gawd Jobrsa to get the good stuff in ya. Go to NormRegular.bandcamp.com and buy all the music from Baltimore's illest artist. We thank you for listening, looking, and laughing with us. Stay tuned for me and always: Rock out with your co....Nevermind LOL