You Can't Make This Shit Up!

Growing in Life or Just Throwing it Away

SEASON 2 - EPISODE 1: We're back in 2023 to deep dive into Life Goals, Life Skills and Life Partners and how we are moving forward in life by 'Taking out the Trash.'  You can't move forward with your life until you eliminate those Bad Habits, Fake Friends, Exes, Fake Family, Doubts, Grudges, and toxic relationships.   Join Bethany & Stephanie for our first episode of 2023!    Listen on ANCHOR; APPLE and SPOTIFY.

EPISODE 6 - Dateable or Undateable - Do you really need to lead a horse to water?

We're back from a 'reunion tour' and a 'tour' around the world!  Thanks to our listeners who wondered where we were -  We're glad to be unpacking another topic -   Are we 'dateable', or 'undateable', or just afraid we won't be 'picked for the team'.   How do we set healthy boundaries and expectations in dating in our 50's.    We'll discuss that being 'Single' is not a curse and how to decide if you ready to date with purpose & intention.   Message us on Anchor, Spotify, Instagram, Facebook IG: BETHSTEPH2021 FB: Bethany & Stephanie Podcast GMAIL: youcantmakethisshituppodcast@gmail.com Send us your 'dating catastrophes for us to unpack!  We'd love to hear from you

EPISODE 5 - Valentine's Day - Make your Heart Beat!

Happy Valentine's Day!!   We'll uncover all things BLOWJOBS, hot wax, Foreplay, dick size, gag reflux, sex toys, vibrators, dirty talk, love gifts, sensuality & sexy lingerie, and how to please your partner.    Today's episode is EXPLICIT in content, so be warned!    Love is in the air, and in your bed, so listen along and learn some new tricks to add to your vocabulary!!     Hosted on Anchor, and listen on Spotify, Apple, Castbox, Breaker Audio, Stitcher.   Listen, chat, comment & share and send us your dating catastrophes or experiences for us to unpack on future episodes.

EPISODE 4 - The Man Who's Not Your Man!

Congratulations to Gamma Stephanie on her New Grandson!   This episode is discovering the traits of the Man Who's Not Your Man, and how to ask yourself those questions in order to read the red flags!  Is it a 'Situationship, Friendship, Fuckship, or Relationship?  If it crosses all these boundaries, then, he's 'The Man Who's Not Your Man'   If they like you, You'll Know  -- If they Don't, You'll be Confused!     This is the relationship that is never defined but he wants all the benefits that go along with a defined relationship.   Can you make him 'commit', or do you need to kick him to the curb!    Thanks for listening on ANCHOR, SPOTIFY, APPLE, GOOGLE, and Like, Comment and Share on INSTAGRAM & FACEBOOK!

EPISODE 3 - 2022 Manifestations & Spreading Covid with LOVE!

Happy 2022!  We're back from Nashville NYE and celebrating birthdays 51 & 57!  Discussing New Year Resolutions, Manifestations & Catastrophes!   Is there anything YOU want to Manifest in 2022?  Have you had a dating mishap with a 'traveler', well we have too!   As we take COVID issues seriously, we're still trying to wrap our head around a recent situation while finding some humor.  Let's learn to trust our gut and do our prior research!    Hosted on ANCHOR, SPOTIFY, APPLE, CASTBOX, BREAKER AUDIO & STITCHER.    Follow us on INSTAGRAM: BETHSTEPH2021, Facebook - 'Bethany & Stephanie Podcast'.