A Brown Girl Podcast

“Pot, please!”

Byrd and Blythe discuss the grand jury’s failure to bring criminal charges against the police officers that murdered Breonna Taylor and discuss how they are looking forward to the Attorney General Daniel Cameron's release the recording and transcripts of the proceedings. The girls touch on how the effects of racism manifest as stress in the body of African Americans. Before laying into Trump's non tax paying ass. Blythe and Byrd are curious to know where the tax shelters for the low to middle class American citizens and wonder what ever happened to the cocaine on that JP Morgan ship? 2020 continues to p-pop on a headstand with the roll out of dinosaurs and brain eating microbes. Lastly they explore Monica's devotion to C murder, Nene fussing yet again, Lisa Rae beefing with the Da Brat, Jordyn v Kardashians, and lastly and most unfortunately Tory Lanez....hate to see it. Byrds Pick: Need It x Migos ft NBA Youngboy Blythes Jam: Real Affair x Tiana Major9

"He Did That Shit"

Blythe and Byrd settle the battle between Chuck E. Cheese vs Little Casers pizza and talk about how Popeyes can learn a thing or two from Chick-Fil-A before diving into the Travis Scott Mickey D collab.  Next the girls discuss how Toni deserved an ass whopping season 1 episode 1! Blythe gives P-Valley its flowers! Odell, period. P-Valley TI refuses to stay out of broke people business. Cardi decides to pack that WAP up and the girls discuss the correlation between traditional gender roles and a successful marriage. Blythe and Byrd close out the podcast trying to figure out who Dr. Dre's wife is emailing for $900,000 a month.   Blythes Song: The Quiet Storm x MuddyBoyTony Byrd's Jam: Sho Nuff x Tela 8 Ball & MJG Register to vote ya filthy animals: https://www.usa.gov/register-to-vote

“Learn Something from This!!!”

The girls pay their respects to Chadwick Boseman (RIP) and encourage African Americans to get tested early and often despite what the healthcare system recommends. Joe Biden selects Kamala Harris as his running mate and you’ll never hear the end of it from the AKAs. Blythe gives a quick overview of the success of the ‘4 Oakcliff’ event. John Gray cheating....again. The men folk give the women dating advice on Twitter. Future, need we say more? The girls would like Tory to be removed from the US, expeditiously. Byrd and Blythe discuss the need for Black women to be protected. Boosie pleads to Mark Zucka-burger for his IG while we STAN Plies. Who is ASAP Pillz? Do you have the teeth for grills?  Byrd’s Pick: It’s Goin Down x Celly Cell  Blythe’s Jam: Laffy Taffy Freestyle x Ken The Man Intro: Alkaline Water x Tor1n

"Slangin' & Bangin'"

WAP. A swoop. And a Bayyang. Period. The girls discuss Cardi and Megs new song and fantasize about the day society will relax on sex shaming women. Blythe gives her take on 'Black is King' before giving Netflix props for brining more Black shows to the network. The girls try to figure out what the hell Ye and D Rose were thinking, tackle the foolery that is Amber Guyer seeking a lighter sentence for the murder of Botham Jean, and closing out with an announcement of Saturday's 4 OakCliff event! Blythe’s Pick: Then Leave by Beat King; Byrd’s Jam: Diana by Pop Smoke

“He Got the Sugars!”

Ashley and Blythe kicked it off with a trill stroll down memory lane reciting some of their favorite Boosie hits! Ashley co-signed Dreamdoll and the girls discussed the force that is Young MA. 50 Cent and his ridiculousness is discussed followed by the disrespect of black women on a larger scale. The girls are not surprised by Kanye’s latest shenanigans (I mean, are you?!) Blythe talked about her meh Facebook dating experience. Jada and Will brought it to the red table and the girls weighed in. More corporate pandering is on the horizon but the Redskins are finally doing something right by changing their mascot. Speaking of athletes, the girls had a roast session on the noname fool who took it upon himself to disrespect the Legend, Miss Jill Scott. Blythe got in her artist bag to discuss the BET Awards and left a few words of wisdom. Ashley’s jam: Miss Kissin’ on You-Boosie Blythe’s pick: Inner World-Dalai Lama