Alas! The Improvised Works of William Shakespeare

#11 Drips Droppers Dropped

The god of Drips, of Oceans, of Myth! A sewage kingdom 'neath Jersey he smiths. And yet while he toil away, the Warrior Queen Sheeba stalks her divine prey! And yet all the while, another queen wishes for play. This episode featured Joanna Borns, Javier Perez, Ross Neal, PJ Nally and Drew Robinson. Be so kind as to givest us a follow? @alasimprov [https://www.instagram.com/alasimprov/] on Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/alasimprov/], Tiktok [https://www.tiktok.com/@alasimprov], and Youtube [https://www.youtube.com/@Alasimprov]. Wouldst thou desire to book us? Hast thou a question for our esteemed players? Compose a missive post-haste to alasimprovshakespeare@gmail.com [alasimprovshakespeare@gmail.com] Alas! the Improvised Works of William Shakespeare is a Hell Yeah [https://www.hellyeahimprov.com/] production. Music and sound effects from Uppbeat (license on file) and Pixabay (no attribution required). Music and sound effects from Uppbeat (license on file) and Pixabay (no attribution required). 'Toccata' from L'Orfeo by Claudio Monteverdi, performed by The United States Army Old Guard Fife and Drum Corps — freemusicarchive.org [https://freemusicarchive.org/music/The_United_States_Army_Old_Guard_Fife_and_Drum_Corps/Celebrating_50_Years/20/] — Public Domain Mark 1.0 'Achaidh Cheide' by Kevin MacLeod (modified) — incompetech.com [https://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100340&Search=Search] — CC BY 4.0 'Orchestral Miniatures #18 Religious Medieval' by Joseph R. Lilore (modified) — freemusicarchive.org [https://freemusicarchive.org/music/joseph-r-lilore/orchestral-miniatures/] — CC BY 4.0 'LaFaena – Is a Beautiful Day in the Medieval City' by LaFaena (modified) — freemusicarchive.org [https://freemusicarchive.org/music/LaFaena/] — CC BY 4.0 'Bach – Book I: Prelude and Fugue No. 8 in E Flat Minor, BWV 853, Prelude' by Carlos Gardels — freemusicarchive.org [https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Carlos_Gardels/Bachs_Book_I_Prelude_and_Fugue_No_8_in_E_Flat_Minor/Bach_-_Book_I_Prelude_and_Fugue_No_8_in_E_Flat_Minor_BWV_853_Prelude/] — Public Domain 'Becerra-Schmidt – Cuarto Cuarteto Para Cuerdas: I. Allegro' by Philadelphia String Quartet (modified) — freemusicarchive.org [https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Philadelphia_String_Quartet/Becerra-Schmidt_Cuarto_Cuarteto_Para_Cuerdas/Philadelphia_String_Quartet_-_Becerra-Schmidt-_Cuarto_Cuarteto_Para_Cuerdas__-_1_-_Allegro/] — CC BY-SA 2.0 'Beethoven – Sonata No. 32 in C Minor, Op. 111 – I. Maestoso – Allegro con brio ed appassionato' by Daniel Veesey — freemusicarchive.org [https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Daniel_Veesey/] — Public Domain 'Mussorgsky – Pictures at an Exhibition: Cum mortuis in lingua mortua, Andante non troppo con lamento' by Skidmore College Orchestra — freemusicarchive.org [https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Skidmore_College_Orchestra/Mussorgskys_Pictures_at_an_Exhibition/Cum_mortuis_in_lingua_mortua_Andante_non_troppo_con_lamento/] — Public Domain 'I Love Myself More Than Anyone Else' by HoliznaCC0 — freemusicarchive.org [https://freemusicarchive.org/music/holiznacc0/] — CC0 'J.S. Bach – Cello Suite #1 in G (on Dulcimer) – Prelude' by Kevin MacLeod (modified) — freemusicarchive.org [https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Kevin_MacLeod/Classical_Sampler/] — CC BY 4.0 'Schmetterling' by Kevin MacLeod (modified) — freemusicarchive.org [https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Kevin_MacLeod/Classical_Sampler/Schmetterling] — CC BY 4.0 'P.I. Tchaikovsky – Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy' by Kevin MacLeod (modified) — incompetech.com [https://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100625&Search=Search] — CC BY 4.0 'bubbles small in soda' by kyles (modified) — freesound.org [https://freesound.org/people/kyles/sounds/637335/] — CC0 'door wood old open hall echo' by kyles (modified) — freesound.org [https://freesound.org/people/kyles/sounds/637493/] — CC0 'Woosh' by florianreichelt (modified) — freesound.org [https://freesound.org/people/florianreichelt/sounds/683096/] — CC0 © 2026 Hell Yeah LLC. Some rights reserved. This episode is licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 4.0. For commercial licensing inquiries, contact alasimprovshakespeare@gmail.com [alasimprovshakespeare@gmail.com].

#10 Of Mutton and Mint

This episode featured Joanna Borns, Javier Perez, Maria Nally, PJ Nally and Drew Robinson. Be so kind as to givest us a follow? @alasimprov [https://www.instagram.com/alasimprov/] on Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/alasimprov/], Tiktok [https://www.tiktok.com/@alasimprov], and Youtube [https://www.youtube.com/@Alasimprov]. Wouldst thou desire to book us? Hast thou a question for our esteemed players? Compose a missive post-haste to alasimprovshakespeare@gmail.com [alasimprovshakespeare@gmail.com] Alas! the Improvised Works of William Shakespeare is a Hell Yeah [https://www.hellyeahimprov.com/] production. Music and sound effects from Uppbeat (license on file) and Pixabay (no attribution required). Music and sound effects from Uppbeat (license on file) and Pixabay (no attribution required). 'Toccata' from L'Orfeo by Claudio Monteverdi, performed by The United States Army Old Guard Fife and Drum Corps — freemusicarchive.org [https://freemusicarchive.org/music/The_United_States_Army_Old_Guard_Fife_and_Drum_Corps/Celebrating_50_Years/20/] — Public Domain Mark 1.0 'Achaidh Cheide' by Kevin MacLeod (modified) — incompetech.com [https://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100340&Search=Search] — CC BY 4.0 'Orchestral Miniatures #18 Religious Medieval' by Joseph R. Lilore (modified) — freemusicarchive.org [https://freemusicarchive.org/music/joseph-r-lilore/orchestral-miniatures/] — CC BY 4.0 'LaFaena – Is a Beautiful Day in the Medieval City' by LaFaena (modified) — freemusicarchive.org [https://freemusicarchive.org/music/LaFaena/] — CC BY 4.0 'Bach – Book I: Prelude and Fugue No. 8 in E Flat Minor, BWV 853, Prelude' by Carlos Gardels — freemusicarchive.org [https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Carlos_Gardels/Bachs_Book_I_Prelude_and_Fugue_No_8_in_E_Flat_Minor/Bach_-_Book_I_Prelude_and_Fugue_No_8_in_E_Flat_Minor_BWV_853_Prelude/] — Public Domain 'Becerra-Schmidt – Cuarto Cuarteto Para Cuerdas: I. Allegro' by Philadelphia String Quartet (modified) — freemusicarchive.org [https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Philadelphia_String_Quartet/Becerra-Schmidt_Cuarto_Cuarteto_Para_Cuerdas/Philadelphia_String_Quartet_-_Becerra-Schmidt-_Cuarto_Cuarteto_Para_Cuerdas__-_1_-_Allegro/] — CC BY-SA 2.0 'Beethoven – Sonata No. 32 in C Minor, Op. 111 – I. Maestoso – Allegro con brio ed appassionato' by Daniel Veesey — freemusicarchive.org [https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Daniel_Veesey/] — Public Domain 'Mussorgsky – Pictures at an Exhibition: Cum mortuis in lingua mortua, Andante non troppo con lamento' by Skidmore College Orchestra — freemusicarchive.org [https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Skidmore_College_Orchestra/Mussorgskys_Pictures_at_an_Exhibition/Cum_mortuis_in_lingua_mortua_Andante_non_troppo_con_lamento/] — Public Domain 'I Love Myself More Than Anyone Else' by HoliznaCC0 — freemusicarchive.org [https://freemusicarchive.org/music/holiznacc0/] — CC0 'J.S. Bach – Cello Suite #1 in G (on Dulcimer) – Prelude' by Kevin MacLeod (modified) — freemusicarchive.org [https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Kevin_MacLeod/Classical_Sampler/] — CC BY 4.0 'Schmetterling' by Kevin MacLeod (modified) — freemusicarchive.org [https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Kevin_MacLeod/Classical_Sampler/Schmetterling] — CC BY 4.0 'P.I. Tchaikovsky – Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy' by Kevin MacLeod (modified) — incompetech.com [https://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100625&Search=Search] — CC BY 4.0 'bubbles small in soda' by kyles (modified) — freesound.org [https://freesound.org/people/kyles/sounds/637335/] — CC0 'door wood old open hall echo' by kyles (modified) — freesound.org [https://freesound.org/people/kyles/sounds/637493/] — CC0 'Woosh' by florianreichelt (modified) — freesound.org [https://freesound.org/people/florianreichelt/sounds/683096/] — CC0 © 2026 Hell Yeah LLC. Some rights reserved. This episode is licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 4.0. For commercial licensing inquiries, contact alasimprovshakespeare@gmail.com [alasimprovshakespeare@gmail.com].

#9 Teeth Ascendant, Man Descendeth

Supernatural forces, a wig made of horses, angels brought low by blows from all sources. But Gertruda's mouth, it doth shine like the sun! Listeners, please know, this episode is a great one. This episode featured Joanna Borns, Ross Neal, Maria Nally, PJ Nally and Drew Robinson. Be so kind as to givest us a follow? @alasimprov [https://www.instagram.com/alasimprov/] on Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/alasimprov/], Tiktok [https://www.tiktok.com/@alasimprov], and Youtube [https://www.youtube.com/@Alasimprov]. Wouldst thou desire to book us? Hast thou a question for our esteemed players? Compose a missive post-haste to alasimprovshakespeare@gmail.com [alasimprovshakespeare@gmail.com] Alas! the Improvised Works of William Shakespeare is a Hell Yeah [https://www.hellyeahimprov.com/] production. Music and sound effects from Uppbeat (license on file) and Pixabay (no attribution required). Music and sound effects from Uppbeat (license on file) and Pixabay (no attribution required). 'Toccata' from L'Orfeo by Claudio Monteverdi, performed by The United States Army Old Guard Fife and Drum Corps — freemusicarchive.org [https://freemusicarchive.org/music/The_United_States_Army_Old_Guard_Fife_and_Drum_Corps/Celebrating_50_Years/20/] — Public Domain Mark 1.0 'Achaidh Cheide' by Kevin MacLeod (modified) — incompetech.com [https://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100340&Search=Search] — CC BY 4.0 'Orchestral Miniatures #18 Religious Medieval' by Joseph R. Lilore (modified) — freemusicarchive.org [https://freemusicarchive.org/music/joseph-r-lilore/orchestral-miniatures/] — CC BY 4.0 'LaFaena – Is a Beautiful Day in the Medieval City' by LaFaena (modified) — freemusicarchive.org [https://freemusicarchive.org/music/LaFaena/] — CC BY 4.0 'Bach – Book I: Prelude and Fugue No. 8 in E Flat Minor, BWV 853, Prelude' by Carlos Gardels — freemusicarchive.org [https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Carlos_Gardels/Bachs_Book_I_Prelude_and_Fugue_No_8_in_E_Flat_Minor/Bach_-_Book_I_Prelude_and_Fugue_No_8_in_E_Flat_Minor_BWV_853_Prelude/] — Public Domain 'Becerra-Schmidt – Cuarto Cuarteto Para Cuerdas: I. Allegro' by Philadelphia String Quartet (modified) — freemusicarchive.org [https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Philadelphia_String_Quartet/Becerra-Schmidt_Cuarto_Cuarteto_Para_Cuerdas/Philadelphia_String_Quartet_-_Becerra-Schmidt-_Cuarto_Cuarteto_Para_Cuerdas__-_1_-_Allegro/] — CC BY-SA 2.0 'Beethoven – Sonata No. 32 in C Minor, Op. 111 – I. Maestoso – Allegro con brio ed appassionato' by Daniel Veesey — freemusicarchive.org [https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Daniel_Veesey/] — Public Domain 'Mussorgsky – Pictures at an Exhibition: Cum mortuis in lingua mortua, Andante non troppo con lamento' by Skidmore College Orchestra — freemusicarchive.org [https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Skidmore_College_Orchestra/Mussorgskys_Pictures_at_an_Exhibition/Cum_mortuis_in_lingua_mortua_Andante_non_troppo_con_lamento/] — Public Domain 'I Love Myself More Than Anyone Else' by HoliznaCC0 — freemusicarchive.org [https://freemusicarchive.org/music/holiznacc0/] — CC0 'J.S. Bach – Cello Suite #1 in G (on Dulcimer) – Prelude' by Kevin MacLeod (modified) — freemusicarchive.org [https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Kevin_MacLeod/Classical_Sampler/] — CC BY 4.0 'Schmetterling' by Kevin MacLeod (modified) — freemusicarchive.org [https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Kevin_MacLeod/Classical_Sampler/Schmetterling] — CC BY 4.0 'P.I. Tchaikovsky – Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy' by Kevin MacLeod (modified) — incompetech.com [https://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100625&Search=Search] — CC BY 4.0 'bubbles small in soda' by kyles (modified) — freesound.org [https://freesound.org/people/kyles/sounds/637335/] — CC0 'door wood old open hall echo' by kyles (modified) — freesound.org [https://freesound.org/people/kyles/sounds/637493/] — CC0 'Woosh' by florianreichelt (modified) — freesound.org [https://freesound.org/people/florianreichelt/sounds/683096/] — CC0 © 2026 Hell Yeah LLC. Some rights reserved. This episode is licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 4.0. For commercial licensing inquiries, contact alasimprovshakespeare@gmail.com [alasimprovshakespeare@gmail.com].

#8 Debates, Dialogues, and Dimitrius

Ah, the Greeks. The birth-people of democracy, definers of love and logic. But when the two Philosopher Kings of the city of Hollywood, Greece cannot come to a reasoned compromise, certain other actions must be invoked. This episode featured PJ Nally, Ethan Crump, Ross Neal, and Drew Robinson. Be so kind as to givest us a follow? @alasimprov [https://www.instagram.com/alasimprov/] on Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/alasimprov/], Tiktok [https://www.tiktok.com/@alasimprov], and Youtube [https://www.youtube.com/@Alasimprov]. Wouldst thou desire to book us? Hast thou a question for our esteemed players? Compose a missive post-haste to alasimprovshakespeare@gmail.com [alasimprovshakespeare@gmail.com] Alas! the Improvised Works of William Shakespeare is a Hell Yeah [https://www.hellyeahimprov.com/] production. Music and sound effects from Uppbeat (license on file) and Pixabay (no attribution required). 'Toccata' from L'Orfeo by Claudio Monteverdi, performed by The United States Army Old Guard Fife and Drum Corps — freemusicarchive.org [https://freemusicarchive.org/music/The_United_States_Army_Old_Guard_Fife_and_Drum_Corps/Celebrating_50_Years/20/] — Public Domain Mark 1.0 'Achaidh Cheide' by Kevin MacLeod (modified) — incompetech.com [https://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100340&Search=Search] — CC BY 4.0 'Mussorgsky – Pictures at an Exhibition: II. Il vecchio castello, Andante' by Skidmore College Orchestra (modified) — freemusicarchive.org [https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Skidmore_College_Orchestra/Mussorgskys_Pictures_at_an_Exhibition/] — Public Domain 'Victorian Drawing Room (Fireplace and Wind)' by Victorian Vault (modified) — archive.org [https://archive.org/details/VictorianStoneStreetAmbientSounds] — CC BY 4.0 'Woosh' by florianreichelt (modified) — freesound.org [https://freesound.org/people/florianreichelt/sounds/683096/] — CC0 © 2026 Hell Yeah LLC. Some rights reserved. This episode is licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 4.0. For commercial licensing inquiries, contact alasimprovshakespeare@gmail.com [alasimprovshakespeare@gmail.com].

#7 Flights of Fancy, Horses of Power

When the ruler of a fly-over nation feels over-flown and over-looked, he may therein find opportunity! A class struggle at the arrival gate... of the heart? This episode featured PJ Nally, Maria Nally, Ross Neal, and Drew Robinson. Be so kind as to givest us a follow? @alasimprov [https://www.instagram.com/alasimprov/] on Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/alasimprov/], Tiktok [https://www.tiktok.com/@alasimprov], and Youtube [https://www.youtube.com/@Alasimprov]. Wouldst thou desire to book us? Hast thou a question for our esteemed players? Compose a missive post-haste to alasimprovshakespeare@gmail.com [alasimprovshakespeare@gmail.com] Alas! the Improvised Works of William Shakespeare is a Hell Yeah [https://www.hellyeahimprov.com/] production. Music and sound effects from Uppbeat (license on file) and Pixabay (no attribution required). 'Toccata' from L'Orfeo by Claudio Monteverdi, performed by The United States Army Old Guard Fife and Drum Corps — freemusicarchive.org [https://freemusicarchive.org/music/The_United_States_Army_Old_Guard_Fife_and_Drum_Corps/Celebrating_50_Years/20/] — Public Domain Mark 1.0 'Orchestral Miniatures #18 Religious Medieval' by Joseph R. Lilore (modified) — freemusicarchive.org [https://freemusicarchive.org/music/joseph-r-lilore/orchestral-miniatures/] — CC BY 4.0 'Dvořák – Serenade for Strings Op.22 in E Major, Larghetto' by Advent Chamber Orchestra (modified) — freemusicarchive.org [https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Advent_Chamber_Orchestra/Selections_from_the_November_2006_Concert/Advent_Chamber_Orchestra_-_05_-_Dvorak_-_Serenade_for_Strings_Opus_22_in_E_Major_larghetto/] — CC BY-SA 3.0 US 'Dvořák – Serenade, Poetic Tone Pictures, Op. 85 No. 9' by Gregor Quendel — freemusicarchive.org [https://freemusicarchive.org/music/gregor-quendel/antonin-dvorak-poetic-tone-pictures-op-85/] — CC BY-NC-ND 4.0 'Dvořák – Twilight Way, Poetic Tone Pictures, Op. 85 No. 1' by Gregor Quendel — freemusicarchive.org [https://freemusicarchive.org/music/gregor-quendel/antonin-dvorak-poetic-tone-pictures-op-85/dvorak-twilight-way-poetic-tone-pictures-op-85-no-1/] — CC BY-NC-ND 4.0 'Dvořák – Two Waltzes, Op. 54' by Musicians from Marlboro — freemusicarchive.org [http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Musicians_from_Marlboro/Selections_Summer_2012_1811/dvorak_op54] — CC BY-NC-ND 3.0 US 'Fox Tale Waltz Part 1' by Kevin MacLeod (modified) — incompetech.com [https://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN2100025&Search=Search] — CC BY 4.0 'Crowd at Wedding Reception Ambience.wav' by ecfike (modified) — freesound.org [https://freesound.org/people/ecfike/sounds/133819/] — CC0 'Horse-drawn carriage - On board.wav' by Sirderf (modified) — freesound.org [https://freesound.org/people/Sirderf/sounds/333679/] — CC BY 4.0 'Horse-drawn carriage - Approach and stop.wav' by Sirderf (modified) — freesound.org [https://freesound.org/people/Sirderf/sounds/333680/] — CC BY 4.0 'horse carriage 2-edited.mp3' by j_o_j (modified) — freesound.org [https://freesound.org/people/j_o_j/sounds/363018/] — CC BY 3.0 'Canadian Horse Carriage.wav' by vero.marengere (modified) — freesound.org [https://freesound.org/people/vero.marengere/sounds/450325/] — CC BY-NC 4.0 'Woosh' by florianreichelt (modified) — freesound.org [https://freesound.org/s/683096/] — CC0 © 2025 Hell Yeah LLC. Some rights reserved. This episode is licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 4.0. For commercial licensing inquiries, contact alasimprovshakespeare@gmail.com [alasimprovshakespeare@gmail.com].