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They’re All Offensive

AWFIT Season 4 Episode 4: They’re All Offensive Nyx and Phil ease into the post-holiday fog with a fresh batch of “antique store finds” that are, in fact, all offensive, immediately setting the tone for a chaotic catch-up. Nyx recaps a full-on holiday sprint — airport runs, dinner at the Stanley Hotel, and the hard-earned discovery that duck is a “never again” food. She also unveils a heavy-as-hell surprise gift that turned into a wrapping-paper disaster, and the household is now deep into a Buck Hunter arcade era. From there, it’s a rapid-fire mix of real life and “is this a sign of the apocalypse?” energy: a biblical amount of geese, a vet visit for Sophie’s aching joints, and the heroic act of delivering “pee as promised” because Sophie will not perform on command for strangers. The conversation rounds out with modern-world absurdities — World Cup ticket sticker shock (kidney jokes intact), post-holiday financial whiplash, and a shared agreement that resolutions are out and goals are in. That includes motorcycles, writing focus, and the very real possibility of Nyx and Phil learning Japanese together purely for accountability. This week’s highlights include: * Stanley Hotel dinner, game-meat medallions, and the official rejection of duck * The heavy gift wrap fail and the Buck Hunter arcade takeover * The most geese Nyx has ever seen in her life (multiple videos worth) * Sophie’s joint pain, the vet visit, and “deliver pee as promised” logistics * World Cup ticket prices, FIFA rage, and why nobody’s trading organs for seats * Goals over resolutions: motorcycles, creative focus, and a shared Japanese-learning pact Catch AWFIT Thursday mornings on your favorite podcast app. 📬 Email us at comments@awfitpod.com [comments@awfitpod.com]

New Year , Same You

AWFIT Season 4 Episode 3: New Year, Same You Nyx and Phil ring in the new year by immediately questioning how time works, why everyone is cold, and how an entire house can go from uninhabitable to sauna conditions in under three hours. Phil breaks down the great oil-tank mystery, ultrasonic sensors, emergency wood-burning math, and the realization that 15–20 logs might be all it takes to heat a home — and possibly cook a family. Meanwhile, Nyx brings bike paint delays, Amazon’s envelope-of-nothing saga, misdelivered packages to a “condemned” house, and the very real question of whether customer service should ever suggest checking the bushes. USPS chaos, Crocs as prison footwear, Costco lamb logistics, and TV tangents round out an episode that somehow manages to cover home infrastructure, shipping failures, and Idiocracy predictions in one sitting. This week’s highlights include: * Oil tank math, ultrasonic lies, and the $9 stick solution * Turning a freezing house into an 83-degree danger zone * Emergency wood stoves, propane anxiety, and fuel planning dread * Amazon delivers… nothing (twice) * Crocs, Idiocracy, and why some shoes feel legally questionable * Costco lamb carcasses and the logistics of global meat travel * What we’re watching: Alone, Pluribus, Veep, and historical TV that history already spoiled AWFIT is LIVE most Mondays at 6pm MT / 8pm EST or find us on your favorite podcast app — come hang out with us. 📬 Email us at comments@awfitpod.com [comments@awfitpod.com]

What Do You Mean, Freezing?

AWFIT Season 4 Episode 2: What Do You Mean, Freezing? Nyx and Phil kick things off arguing about what “freezing” actually means — which somehow spirals into holiday party chaos, Plinko-based gift exchanges, and the return of the Grinch in full costume. Phil breaks down the most unhinged White Elephant rules ever devised, complete with trivia, Plinko chips, ugly sweater politics, and a corn-dog-shaped bottle brush crown. Nyx brings peak winter rage with Black Friday lies, fake discounts, exploding car windows, and the infamous window of despair that derailed a long-overdue photo shoot. Meanwhile, Phil delivers the origin story of “Now With Actual Ninjas” after attending a Microsoft conference that somehow featured exhausted, overworked, corporate-event ninjas flipping for way too long on stage. AWFIT is LIVE most Mondays at 6pm MT / 8pm EST — come hang out with us. 📬 Email us at mailto:comments@awfitpod.com

We’re Back and We’re Live

AWFIT Season 4 Episode 1: We’re Back and We’re Live Season 4 kicks off with Nyx and Phil stumbling straight out of holiday chaos and into the first live episode of the year. From cursed Facebook Marketplace furniture to turkey-free “Smokesgiving,” this one’s packed with peak AWFIT energy right out of the gate. Nyx takes Phil through the McDonald’s Value Menu meltdown heard around the world, Phil brings a Zillow bathroom nightmare that defies electrical code and common sense, and Nyx shares updates on school tours and scratched motorcycles — plus Phil talks about a legendary estate-sale lamp named Lampy. This week’s highlights include: * The post-holiday furniture gauntlet and the saga of The Sofa That Would Not Fit * Smokesgiving, pie catastrophes, and the betrayal of French Silk * Zillow presents: “How close can a heater get to a bathtub before God intervenes?” * Two school tours, one human sloth guide, and Nyx’s mounting internal screaming * The Ram mount that committed paint-based war crimes * Phil’s lighting-design battle with an AI that simply refuses to obey * Lampy: the mid-century modern hero we didn’t know we needed * What we’re watching: The Morning Show, Taboo, and the great Steve Carell Purge AWFIT is now LIVE most Mondays at 6pm MT / 8pm EST — come hang with us! 📬 Email us at comments@awfitpod.com [comments@awfitpod.com]

Ta for Now

AWFIT SEASON 3 EPISODE 11: TA FOR NOW A bittersweet send-off as Nyx and Phil wrap Season 3. This week’s episode is a bittersweet send-off as Nyx and Phil wrap Season 3 with chaos, cruise prep, and questionable live-band encounters. From a Bloodhound Gang-looking group performing earworm remixes to a crowd full of pregnant women and the “Bridesmaid Battalion,” it’s one for the archives. Phil’s got thoughts about a certain star-filled space saga, while Nyx bids farewell to yet another doctor, plans her class schedule, and finds out she’s got bonus credits just in case. Big Announcement: AWFIT goes LIVE December 1 for Season 4! HIGHLIGHTS * Iggy Plop & Joan Jetty take the stage (and the sanity) * The end of an era: another doc bites the dust * School hacks, scheduling chaos, and surprise free credits * The Morning Show gets benched, Matlock wins the week * Cruise countdown begins — and a big announcement: AWFIT goes LIVE December 1st for Season 4! 📬 Email us at comments@awfitpod.com [comments@awfitpod.com]