B.A.L.D

Episode 56 - GREMLIN PUSSY

WHADDUP WE BACK MAYBE FOR GOOD FUCK YOU WHO KNOWS ! I HATE BERT THTA LAZY CUNT MOTHERFUCKER DOEST DO SHIT ANYMORE JUST WANTS TO EATH 7TH DINNER ALIEN IAN BROT HIS SIDEKICK L;IL TAY YA KNOW ! HAVENT DONE THIS IN 19M SO FORGIVE US !!!!!

EPISODE 55: BRAD HAS A GUITAR NOW

YOOOO WHATS UPO YOU FUCKING LOSERS. WE ON OUR USUAL BS ALL FUCKIN FRIED OFF OF MF WINGSTOP. BERT IS THE WORST PRODUCER IF ONLY HE GAVE US THE LOOK HE GAVE THAT MF 15 PIIECE THIS JAWN WOULD SOUND BETTER LMAO. WE GOT MAD CHAD WITH US ONCE AGIN KEEPIT IT AS REAL AS IT GETS. BASICALLY EVERYBODY BUGGIN TODAY IAN GOT SO HEATED THE LITTLE ANTENNA ON HIS BIG ASS ALIEN HEAD STARTED TURNING RED AND STEAMING LMFAO. TUNE IN TO THE END TO HEAR BRAD AND IAN COVER SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE TOP 40 HITS FROM YESTERDAY LMAO WHY THE FUCK DO U LISTEN TO THIS DOG SHIT LMAOOO CATCH 19

Episode 54 : THE LICK(MY FAT NUTZ)S

WHATS UP YOU FUCKING DUMB FUCKS. WE ON OUR USUAL SHIT JOINED BY CHAD. HIGH KEY FUCK PANERA FLAT BREA THESE MFS THINK THEY SLICK JUST THROWIN A BURNT ASS CELSTE PIZZA IN ANOTHER BOX AND CHARGIN OUT THE COCK FML. DIDNT STOP BERT FROM SLAMMING A GALLON OF MAC N CHEESE LMAO. HARDCORE DUDE COCK RIDERZ CAN DO JUST THAT.... SUCK MY WRINKLY LIL DICK. USE UR BRAIN AND STOP DOING DUMB SHIT THAT DONT MAKE SENSE. CHAD IS THE COOLEST FAMOUS PERSON I KNOW THAT WILL BEAT YOUR ASS. AIGHT WE OUT THIS HOE FUCK OFF. GO TO THE MILITARIE GUN SHOW THIS FRIDAY AND GET YA MUD FLAP CHEEKS BOWNT

Episode 53 : I ALMOST DIED IN A WINCO BATHROOM

FUCK YOU

Episode 52 : SUPER SPREAD MY CHEEKS

YOOO WHATS UP YOU FUCKING LOSERS. ONE YEAR OF BALD, TO COMMEMERATE WE HAVE BIG FAT PUSSY GETTERS CHAD AND CESAR. YOOO ON GOD WHERE THE FUCK IS SHARKEISHA NOW? BERT NEEDS A WIFE AND SHED KEEP HIS BITHC ASS IN CHECK. SPEAKING OF BERT THIS MF SLACKIN SO FUCKIN HARD HE POUNDIN TOO MANY CHICKEN SANDWHICHES. YO BUT WTYF IS UP WITH IRISH PEOPLE ALL HAVING THE SAME THREE FUCKIN NAMES YALL NEEDA POUT THE BOTTLE DOWN AAND GET SOME CREATIVITY. BUT TBH IF YALL STILL ROCKIN WITH US IT SAYS MORE ABOUT YOU THAN US HAHAHA. GAVIN NEWSOM DIDNT GET RECALLED SO IAN OFFICALLY HIGH TAILIN IT BACK TO ZEBULON WHERE HE CAN POUT IN PEACE. BREAKIN NEW THE CLEANEST COCK IN THE WORLD WAS LOCATED AND DISCOVERED ON 7TH STREET IN VICTORVILLE CA. LICK MY CHEEKS