Creepy Kids Radio

EP 025: WHITE NAIL POLISH (Side B) ft. "Mikayla" (AKA My Girlfriend)

On this episode of Creepy Kids Radio, I continue my reality TV deep dive with Mikayla. Hot tea ONLY. My girlfriend is cooler than yours! TRACKLIST: 1. Gulch - Eco Terror 2. Marvin Sease - Condom On Your Tongue 3. Rogue Wave - Lake Michigan 4. The Strokes - Gratisfaction 5. Wes Montgomery - Full House 6. Pharcyde - Runnin' 7. Unknown DJ Set by Noirre - Various Artists 8. Germ - BOUT IT

EP 024: WHITE NAIL POLISH (Side A) ft. "Mikayla" (AKA My Girlfriend)

On this episode of Creepy Kids Radio, Mikayla joins the podcast to spill tea on Bravo TV's latest drama, talk Olive Garden, girlbossing, long term relationships and much much more. Put your curlers in, sip a G&T and enjoy a clear victory for the girliessssssssss TRACKLIST: 1. Sam Evian - Dark Love 2. Miles Davis - Sivad 3. Travis Scott ft. The Weeknd - wonderful 4. Stuck - Serf The Web 5. Palehound - Cinnamon 6. Tom Sandoval and the Most Extras - Wish You Were Here (Incubus Cover) 7. WAR - Slippin' Into Darkness 8. Brutus - Hypnotized 9. Yung Nudy, Pierre Bourne - Mister 10. Ross From Friends - Champagne 11. Machine Girl - Ghost (FootMerc Remix) 12. Urge Overkill - Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon

EP 023: TRUCK MEAT

On this episode of Creepy Kids Radio, I make my (third) return to the podcast with one of many unhinged stories from my time spent as a sound guy. If you like hearing about grown men failing on the job, truck meat middle-man conspiracies and "dancing bear" porn, then this one's for you! We're back. I'll never die. TRACKLIST: 1. Toro Y Moi - Say That 2. Death Grips - Government Plates 3. Dena Deadly - Raise Your Glass ("Vanderpump Rules" Theme) 4. Barrage - 800MG 5. Hotline TNT - Stampede 6. The Growlers - Dull Boy 7. Tim Baker - Year of the Dog 8. Ceremony - Turn Away The Bad Thing 9. Blue Hawaii - Get Happier 10. The Rolling Stones - Moonlight Mile 11. Mednokusai - Amiga Breaks 12. A1 - Kwansy 13. Boz Scaggs - Jojo 14. 311 - Amber 15. Alice In Chains - Them Bones 16. Thouxanbanfauni - Flyin 17. Wacko - Ol' Dirty Leach 18. NxWorries, Anderson .Paak, Knxledge - Wngs

EP 022: ...SHIT WAS A MOVIE, BRO.

On this episode of Creepy Kids Radio, I celebrate the release of "Best Friend" by slamming 24oz Tacate's and reading some of my most unhinged movie reviews. Why? I think I tried to convince you all that it's a clever connection to me filming a (no budget) music video, but I really think that I just wanted to pop off online and needed an alibi. I also talk about seeing "The Northman" and explore what it means to be a "man". And then, yes... read more reviews.  BUT: There is most definitely unreleased Noirre songs at the end of this episode if that's your type of thing! Cheeeeeers.  CHAPTERS:  1:06 - ....Shit Was A Movie, Bro. 2:37 - "Airplane" Review 3:40 - "Swingers" Review 4:39 - "Initial D" Review 6:00 - Letterbox Draft Kings 7:03 - "T2: Judgement Day" Review 10:15 - "Jason X" Review 15:03 - COLD OPEN / SHOUTOUTS 21:21 - Release Day Tecate's  24:19 - The Northman Ritualistically Fucked Me  26:30 - Who's Finding God At Coachella? 28:31 - What It Means To Be A Man  31:04 - Azealia Banks Type Magick  36:53 - Puberty... OR DIE! 41:23 - *worst episode moment easter-egg  44:06 - "Leprechaun" Review 46:48 - "Employee Of The Month" Review 48:13 - "Poseidon" Review 50:52 - "The Ringer" Review 52:49 - Suckin' Ass Aint Easy 55:34 - UNRELEASED NOIRRE TRACKS TRACKLIST: 1. Putrid Stu - Finna Get You High 2. Airplane Main Theme - Elmer Bernstein  3. Dean Martin - You're Nobody "Till Somebody Loves You 4. Chan Kwong-Wing - Initial D Opening 5. Brad Fiedel - T2: Judgement Day Theme 6. Harry Manfredini - Jason X Theme Song 7. Weast - Cocola  8. The Hellp - Vertigo (Noirre's Up It's Gutz Remix) 9. Stussko - Space Funk  10. Robin Carolan - The Northman Theme  11. Crystal Castles - Vanished (SLOWED DOWN) 12. Travis Scott - sweet sweet  13. Phish - Stash  14. Death Grips - Thru The Walls  15. Fleetwood Mac - Gypsy  16. Azealia Banks - Count Contessa  17. Byron Metcalf - Heart Warriors  18. Fortunate Youth - Jah Music (Feat. Matt Liufau) 19. The Growlers - Dull Boy 20. Kevin Kiner - Leprechaun Theme 21. Teddybears - Cobrastyle (Feat. Mad Cobra) 22. Klaus Badelt - Poseidon OST 23. Jamiroquai - You Give Me Something 24. Karaoke Stars MP3 - Celebration (Instrumental)  25. Dave Mathews Band - Ants Marching (Live 1995) 26. Noirre - Best Friend  27. Noirre - Have You Ever Seen? (UNRELEASED) 28. Noirre - Cheap 'N Easy (UNRELEASED)

EP 021: THE SLAP HEARD 'ROUND THE WORLD (Side B)

On this episode of Creepy Kids Radio, I continue the thread of insanity from last weeks tirade about the "Will Smith Slap" and expand upon one more thoroughly unhinged conspiracy around the strange Oscars scandal. But, really I just quickly (and very fucking loosely) connect a weirdo theory to the slap incident as a way to offload my psychosis upon all of you and preach about multidimensional sludge. Maybe it'll be fun for you too! Who knows? We're living in a fucking infinite pool of reality my friends. You might just be living in a little slice of the universe where you un-ironically enjoy trash. Fingers crossed!  CHAPTERS: @1:12 - "420 Cold Open" @12:51 - "How The Slap Cracked The Door" @13:48 - "What Is The Muti-Verse?" @14:36 - "You Are A Dimensional Traveler... Here's How!" @18:58 - "The Two Times That I Died" @33:39 - "Full Course Review" @35:59 - "Mandela FX" @ 37:53 - "CERN Higgs Boson Particle Collider" @49:11 - "Sip On That Wine, Boy" TRACKLIST: 1. Herbie Hancock - 4 AM 2. 1986 Omega Tribe - Older Girl 3. Sadistic Mika Band - Old Grey Whistle (Live On German Public Access TV, 1975) 4. Marjorie -W.C Sinclair - LuvPOemz4aNarcissist  5. Witch Egg - City Maggot 6. Frank Ocean - Sideways  7. Brainticket - To another Universe  8. Future - Draco  9. Daniel Lopatin - Mohegan Suite  10. Frank Gartner - Propulsion  11. Gandahar - Light Years  12. John Williams - Close Encounters of the Third Kind (Main Theme) 13. Mark Streitenfeld - David In The Orrery  14. Miles Davis - Bitches Brew 15. Guided By Voices - Hot Freaks