Doom Generation

Thelma & Louise ('91): "You can have a 'lil hitchhiker as a treat."

Wheeeeeeeeeee! Start up the Thunderbird and crank up the Ballad of Lucy Jordan because we're driving off into the desert on an adventure with two best friends who find themselves in a heap of trouble. This week we discuss putting 1-800-COLLECT out of business, red bad, blue good, getting away with it if only we could read a map, hot boxing a cop, crop dusting an empty home, Dylan McDermott Mulroney (both sides!) and GATTACAAAAA! Let's go to Mexico it's Thelma & Louise, this time on Doom Generation - wanted in two states!

Mermaids ('90): "Blowin' dudes at the train tracks, that's my mom!"

We're at the mons of Vajanuary so join us as the Doom Crew learns to swim, a catholic Tina Belcher, fart chemical science, Cleo-spatula, Bob Hoskins succeeding where Jack Nicholson failed and oops, a broken hymen. Still saving ourselves for Jake Ryan even though he's a bus driving pederast because a real woman is never too old! Don't take your wig and go home, tune into Mermaids, it's there in his kiss on Doom Generation!

The Witches of Eastwick ('87): "Putitinyerbutt!"

Up next we're headed to a small town to meet three magical women and a horny lil' devil with a teeny lil' ponytail. We're dealing with snowy egrets, boobie dolls, dis-GUS-ting mouth stuff, and so much Gonzo dick and yet no dick at all. Divorce, desertion or death, don't break a bone and go insane it's a time where maybe we should have read the book even though we could have written it, a movie that made us avoid cherries for 35 years, fall in love with The Witches of Eastwick, this time on Doom Generation.

Bad Girls ('94): "They're not even THAT bad."

It's Vajanuary and it feels soooo GOOD! We're heading into a one stunt town with the Pretty Women of the Old West. We got a Roach Ranch, a Colonelin', a pie that's just gotta be had, lesbians? NOPE and we're bringing it all back to the homestead on Mary Stuart Masterson's big juicy ass! Come into our inside outside room, it's Bad Girls on this episode of Doom Generation.

Tombstone ('93): "Smoke that skin wagon!"

It's time for 2025 to SKEE-daddle so we're wrapping up Dudecember with the duderest movie of all time. We're doing the wagon trail watusi that's got our ovaries janglin' just as much as these spurs with a wig named Mr Fabian, some Jack on Jack action, the cleanest cowboy teeth of all time, werkin' merkins and dewy men that prove if the mustache is right, we'll take that ride! This isn't a nudie program, hide out on Toughnut with Tombstone - now playing on Doom Generation!