Everyday Scottish

Phonin a bloke in Australia while recording this episode kennin' full well it is like 2.30am! The try no tae laugh challenge is back! An this episode we have a rant aboot folk no gettin' the messages in! Noo thit we huv ah new aw singin' aw dancin' fancy pants interwebs page hing, it's even mare simple tae get the messages in.. so fur the nist episode... recordin' sometime in 2021 (mibi)... GIT THE MESSAGES IN!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/everyday-scottish/message

So in this episode there's nae gameshow, but there is a story aboot a bloke that's no a fan eh crisps... and Lee asks folk how the long ye cook a 25lb turkey fur in a microwave... and is it faster wi tinfoil?? Also the end credit music is brought tae ye bi the amazing Ceiti, a Glasow based singer-songwriter and artist and the track is called Blue Roses. It's fuckin awesome. Get oan the next episode bi sendin us a message! Moan noo, dinnae be feart! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/everyday-scottish/message

We've jist pit oot a load eh rubbish quality podcast, but this yin is aw fancy pants audio! Hows that ye ask? Cause the lockdoon is fuckin oor! Ya wee dancer ye! We're back in the studio in this PRE Episode, which bi the way, is EPISODE ZERO (Hence the PRE) eh.... SEASON FUCKIN TWA! Tae confuse hings, we dae say it's Episode wan oan the podcast, but that's cause that WIS the plan.. but in true Everyday Scottish fashin, that escalated fuckin quick! Aw hell broke loose and hings we hid tae go intae hidin' fur a wee while. Anyway, back tae whit's happenin oan this episode zero ... Aye, Rabs ooty the jail, he says he's no been in there, but ... aye fuckin RIGHT THEN!! Anywa, try no tae laugh challenge? whit the hell? That wis ah laugh, an dinnae get me started oan nae who wants tae win a quid! Am no a happy bunny we couldnae dae that this time, but it's back wi avengeance  next time when wi change it up a bit jist tae fuck ye's oor when ye've spent ages preparin fur aw the questions.. Gerrit roon ye! GET THE MESSAGES IN FUR THE NIXT WAN, NO THE SHOAPIN THOUGH! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/everyday-scottish/message

In this episode, we get back to blethering after just over a month of off. We have a maddo talkin about watching 2 pigeons shaggin, and a 10 year auld contestant oan 'who wants tae win a quid', she did well. A quid & keyring is oan it's way tae ye wee yin. We also talk about Tiktok bein roasters and we more or less BEG ye aw tae send us ah voicemail. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/everyday-scottish/message

Aye, you read that right. Some cowboy (real life yin anaw, nane eh yer toy story Woody crap here) sent us a message. Wait till ye hear this guy. It's a wee bit eh a shorter podcast, we cover such delights as Elon Musk namin his wain like it wis a part number fae Tesla, we also talk a wee bit aboot the shark blood theory again.. still nae further forward wi that, I'm tellin ye, the internet said they cannae smell blood oan wan page, so it MUST be true! lol Cheers for listenin', get yer messages in fur the next yin! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/everyday-scottish/message