Family Movie Night

Cannibalism has never been so sweet in the coming-of-age romantic horror Bones and All. We will nosh on such topics as how to pull off a fishing vest, subtle haunted houses, and which one of us is an expert dick-spotter. Be sure to eat before you listen.

It's another kid episode, which means it's a twofer – we'll review Inside Out 2 AND find all of our glaring shortcomings as parents. Strap in as we discuss the ins-and-outs of puberty, anxiety, boybands, and how parents just don't understand.

"God didn't create Rambo, Warner Brothers did!" If you like gratuitous blood, murder, and savagery, then boy are you going to be disappointed. Grab your bandana and hunting knife and join us as we discuss the movie that doesn't fit into its own franchise - the John Rambo origin story 'First Blood'.

The title of this movie is a mouthful, so we came up with some alternates: "If Art School was a Movie", "Like Monty Python, but Without the Punchline", "Cinematic Ambien", "If Liver Pâté were a Movie" and "Sketch Comedy for Depressed People". I hope you join us as we explore "A Pigeon Sat on a Branch Reflecting on Existence", but you probably won't because we are the only 3 people who have seen it.

Today we're discussing The Master, which is not about golf championships, powerpoint templates, or advanced degrees. P. T. Anderson's MASTERpiece (god i'm so sorry) manages to outsmart us with a man that drinks film developer. Join us as we learn absolutely nothing about carrier pigeons.