Family Movie Night

Today we're discussing The Master, which is not about golf championships, powerpoint templates, or advanced degrees. P. T. Anderson's MASTERpiece (god i'm so sorry) manages to outsmart us with a man that drinks film developer. Join us as we learn absolutely nothing about carrier pigeons.

Indescribable! Indestructible! Nothing can stop it! This week we discuss James Gunn’s homage to schlocky B-horror movies, Slither. We’ll discuss whether we are pro- or anti- boscis, how many of ‘them things’ are needed, and who knows - maybe we’ll do some shadow work along the way.

This episode wasn't late. And if it was, it wasn't that late. And if it was, that's not a big deal. And if it is, that's not my fault. And if it was, I didn't mean it. And if I did, you deserved it. Enjoy!

It's a kid episode! Prepare your sweet tooth and join us and our children as we dissect the anti-child cinematic universe of Willy Wonka. We're discussing Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971), Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005), and Wonka (2023). We'll cover lighthearted topics like who's the best Wonka, our favorite candies, and our shortcomings as parents. Fun!

If you're looking for a fever-dream high-fashion sci-fi, then do we have the film for you. This movie has everything – clothing with strategically placed holes, plots with strategically placed holes, apartments with strategically placed holes, and Gary Oldman. It's the futuristic 90's time capsule, The Fifth Element.