G.I.A. Guild of Inept Adventurers

Delta Green: Ep6 “Cod Help Us”

Delta Green: Ep6 “Cod Help Us” ⚠️ Content Warning: This episode contains strong language and dark themes, including references to violence involving children, graphic crime scenes, and ritualistic murder. Listener discretion is strongly advised. The investigation in Yuma reaches its explosive conclusion. Trapped in the decaying ghost town of Mustang, the team watch tensions spiral out of control as an armed mob descends on the streets, dragging terrified townsfolk from their homes in the dead of night. Inside the abandoned cinema, Professor Stein follows the desperate trail of Hope, entering alone after receiving a chilling message promising the girl’s return. Outside, Dr. Winkle attempts to call in military support—but whether the message got through remains uncertain. And then the shooting starts. As escape plans collapse into chaos, Dr. Graham takes a bullet racing for the getaway car while Lucy hears the unmistakable scream of her daughter echoing from inside the theatre. What follows is a desperate assault on the cinema from every direction. Back doors are smashed in. Gunfire erupts through the halls. Flames spread through the building as Alastair sets the theatre ablaze in an attempt to delay the enemy. Outside, the mob gathers around the reconstructed fish-god idol, dragging its pieces from the burning building to worship beneath the desert sky. Inside the projection room, the team finally find Hope—alive, and held at gunpoint. The rescue becomes a bloodbath. With Mustang collapsing around them and the army finally arriving overhead in Chinooks, the agents flee into the night, leaving behind burning buildings, dead cultists, and far more questions than answers. Back at base, the Admiral provides a partial debrief on the horrifying truth behind the Yuma investigation. But only partial. Because Delta Green rarely gives the full picture. And something tells the team this was not the end of their story…

Deadlands: The Devil’s Due, Ep10 “No Gault’s, No Glory”

Deadlands: The Devil’s Due, Ep10 “No Gault’s, No Glory” The posse begin the trail once more beneath dark skies and heavier hearts, gathered around the grave of Amos. Harry offers a few heartfelt words for his fallen servant. Well… words, at least. Then the herd pushes north. Days later, the journey takes a grim turn when the posse discover the burnt remains of a homestead, still smouldering in places. What they find there is enough to chill even hardened trail hands: the homeowner sewn inside a sack of skins and slow-roasted over an open fire. This wasn’t the work of raiding Indians. This was something worse. As clues begin to mount, Red is forced to confront ghosts from her own past life. One name rises above the rest: Socrates Gault. A ruthless border raider with a taste for cruelty and bloodshed. But the trail north offers little respite. The Farley Brothers block the herd’s passage, tensions rise, and only Red’s silver tongue prevents the situation from turning ugly. Eventually allowed through, the posse head toward the small town of Dog Leg in search of two missing steerhands. And immediately discover something is very wrong. Dog Leg is under the thumb of Socrates Gault’s men. The local marshal wears a badge he hasn’t earned, innocent men sit rotting in cells, and justice has long since left town. Naturally, the posse respond with the only plan they truly trust: Violence. But even after the smoke clears, the marshal’s dying warning lingers in the air. Racing back to camp, the posse are met with devastation. The herd is gone. Their people are dead… or worse. And for perhaps the first time, the Guild may have suffered a loss they can’t simply joke their way through.

Adventures in Middle Earth: Ep18 “West Bank Story”

Adventures in Middle Earth: Ep18 “West Bank Story” The investigation in Stonyford continues as the party piece together the final moments before the murder. Witnesses are questioned. Stories are compared. Lies begin to crack. And at last, the truth becomes clear: Their fugitive is no longer hiding in the village. He’s fled west. With little time to lose, the party commandeer a fishing boat and set off across the river in pursuit, determined not to let the trail grow cold. Once on the western bank, Lurch once again proves invaluable as the tracks are recovered and the hunt pushes deeper into the wilderness toward Mountain Hall. But the woods hold more questions than answers. A deserted campsite suggests the murderer passed through days earlier, meaning the party are still lagging behind. Worse still, signs of violence soon emerge along the trail—evidence of a struggle, scattered tracks, and indications that another group may have crossed paths with the fugitive. Bandits. Now the pursuit takes a darker turn. Because it appears the killer may not be alone anymore… and may have been dragged south into something far more dangerous.

Adventures in Middle Earth: Ep17 “No Stony Left Unturned”

Adventures in Middle Earth: Ep17 “No Stony Left Unturned” The hunt for the escaped prisoner continues, though the evening quickly becomes sidetracked by an extremely important discussion regarding whether elves and hobbits hibernate during winter. No conclusions are reached. The night, however, settles the matter of whether orcs do. Because while the party attempt to rest, a group of hungry, desperate orcs descend on the camp looking for blood. What follows is brief, messy, and only slightly more organised than the earlier hibernation debate. With the attackers dealt with, the company finally reach the isolated hamlet of Stonyford—where their arrival is met with suspicion, cold stares, and the lingering tension of recent tragedy. But the deeper the party dig into the murder investigation, the stranger the story becomes. Witness accounts don’t line up. Secrets surface. People dodge questions. Others appear terrified to speak at all. And somewhere within the village, the party begin to suspect the killer may still be hiding. As the Guild transform from wandering adventurers into deeply questionable detectives, graveyards are watched, homes are staked out, and theories spiral wildly out of control. Because in Stonyford, everyone seems to know something.

Adventures in Middle Earth: Ep16 “Behead in That Direction”

Adventures in Middle Earth: Ep16 “Behead in That Direction” The road from Beorn’s hall grows darker as the party are tasked with tracking down a dangerous escaped prisoner. At first, the trail seems straightforward enough—until it leads them to a narrow ravine and a grim discovery waiting below: the headless body of an orc. Suddenly, the question isn’t where the prisoner has gone. It’s what exactly the party are chasing. Pressing onward, the group arrive at a lonely homestead whose overly enthusiastic owner offers food, shelter, and repeated requests for a positive review of the establishment. More importantly, he confirms that a mysterious traveller matching their quarry’s description passed through only recently. The trail is getting hotter. And stranger. Rumours gathered from passing travellers begin painting a clearer picture of the fugitive: a killer caught in the middle of a bitter dispute involving two men… and a woman. As stories clash and motives blur, the party begin to realise there may be more to this hunt than they were first told. This is the shit that happens when Justin isn’t around.