Moral Of The Story

They’re here to compete for the title - as the number one rapper of China. That’s why they’re here. They have proven themselves to be the most hardcore rappers in China.    The “Rap of China” competition style reality show is going to be the most hardcore thing to hit the screens. That’s what everyone is saying.    The rappers are going to release diss tracks about each other and fight to the death.    But instead - the entire season consists of rap songs about ice cream, 10 hamburgers, and a viral diss track about Disney.    Why is every single contestant a comedian.

It’s only one of the most important reality shows of China in the past year. 45 actors, influencers, interns, and film students will be gathered in one place to - act - till they’re the last ones standing.    It’s like a speed run to get an Oscar and quite literally their entire careers are on the line.    They will be acting out improvised “scenes” in front of 4 legends in the industry who will become their mentors during this journey.  But instead of racing to the top of the film industry - they are racing to the top of becoming a nationwide meme.    With comments reading -    “This is not an acting show. This is a live mental institution and it’s testing the 4 judge’s mental stamina.”   Some comments are begging for the show to “free” the judges so that they can go back to living peacefully. Because this might be the messiest show in existence.

30 Korean bachelors compete to find the perfect wife. They will do anything to get married except…   Lift heavy things. Date someone who is not motherly. Date someone who is not naturally beautiful. Date someone who doesn’t support their high risk low reward cryptocurrency investment.   And what do they bring to the table?   A body shaped like a fridge.

30 Korean bachelors compete to find the perfect wife. They will do anything to get married except…   Lift heavy things. Date someone who is not motherly. Date someone who is not naturally beautiful. Date someone who doesn’t support their high risk low reward cryptocurrency investment.   And what do they bring to the table?   A body shaped like a fridge.

“Are they siblings or dating?” It’s a question even the brightest philosophers cannot answer. One Chinese reality show decides to make every single person uncomfortable by bringing in a group of people to live in a mansion together for a month.    The premise is - everyone in the house has a sibling also present. You cannot tell anyone who your sibling is but you must proceed to go on dates with other people while you’re there.    A panel of judges will take a look at everyone’s interactions and question - wait that look that they just shared…. That can only be if they’re interested in each other right? But what if they’re siblings?   Question every relationship you know with the new siblings or dating show from China.