Seeking Derangements

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I kick off the show with a debrief of Jacque's Portland stint–the women, the food, the 6-9PM DJ sets. Then we take over The Ethicist, NYT's advice column for extremely neurotic liberals and give them unsolicited advice on buying a gun even though you hate guns, protecting your property values, and what to do you about your husband's boyfriend's husband's boyfriend (?)

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Max joins Hesse and I to discuss Trumps tour of the Middle East, the nodule found in Joe Biden's prostate, the Pope's gay brother, the Pope's MAGA brother, Trump accepting white South African "refugees," and how California is trying to ban gay cruising.

Its Seeking Sunday! Happy Mothers day to all of you divas. Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse, and I guess what the new pope's vibe is (we recorded 10 minutes after the news was announced) spill some upstate tea about Martha Stewart and a 100 year old succulent, call Sniffies, and read some celebrity blind items.

*FULL FREE VIDEO ON PATREON* Hello Seekers! Ben here, continuing my new game show Interior Motives, wherein you show us your bed (and the inside of your fridge) and we guess your gender, sexuality, age, and location! On this episode Jen Sillen and Angel Emoji join me to clock in and clock down. As always thank you to Natalia for helping me put together today's episode!

Welcome Seekers! Ben here, today Hesse, Jacques, and I celebrate Teachers Appreciation Week by talking about all the teachers we beefed with (we even read one's obituary), discuss Trumps new tariffs on movies (?) and play a new game wherein we guess which celebrities have trans kids, and what kind of trans those kids are. Right. We love!