Ship Full of Jerks

SFA: Rubincon and GROOM LAKE

Caleb's two moms face off as Nus Braka puts the Federation on trial. Meanwhile, "Captain" Reno and the cadets must disable the Omega Genesis Narada 47 weapon. Will they recover the rest of the Athena and save the day? What the Jerks think of it all will surprise you! The verdict is in. Can William Shatner act? We render our judgment with our review of GROOM LAKE. Trigger Warning: We discuss SA in this segment.

SFA: 300th Night and Secrets of a Married Man

Ms. Caleb's Mom is found. Caleb and company steal a shuttle to rescue her from the clutches of the baddies. More glitter vomit and a treacherous night market. All in the penultimate episode of STARFLEET ACADEMY before the finale. Then, William Shanter makes strange bedfellows with Cybil Shepard and Michelle Philipps in SECRETS OF A MARRIED MAN. Does this made-for-tv movie Shat the bed? Find out in this week's episode.

SFA: "Life of Stars" and TJ HOOKER

The USS Athena and it's Starfleet Academy atrium become Grover's Corners, as we finally confirm cadets are all musical theater kids. But between Thorton Wilder's words, another drama brews between Caleb and a now sanctioned Tarima after her actions on the Miyazaki. And then William Shanter returns to the small screen of the 80s, but he trades his Starfleet Uniform for LACPD blues. He's got his own cadets to train in the neverending-copganda War on Crime. And that's because, "TJ Hooker's the name."

SFA: Ko'Zeine and The Tenth Level

Can Jay Den rescue Darem from matrimony? Or is this an "Amok Time" redux? The Jerks find out with our review of STARFLEET ACADEMY's "Ko'Zeine." Then, William Shatner wrestles with whether he is the tormentor in a psychological experiment in THE TENTH LEVEL. Our Shat-tastic filmography continues!

SFA: Come Let's Away and Kingdom of the Spiders

The Starfleet Academy cadets go on a field trip to a starship graveyard for a joint war game with the War College. But it turns into a real Kobayashi Maru when Nus Braga shows up. Then, cattle are dying, and William Shatner is the vet on the case as we visit THE KINGDOM OF THE SPIDERS. Note: We had to re-upload this episode due to technical difficulties.