Sir Bocephus of Toadline

Granny’s Royal Whomping Stick

Bo introduces Granny, the regal ruler whose wisdom, magic, and royal cane command respect throughout the kingdom. But when a snake wanders too close, Bo finds himself trying to protect both Granny and the snake from a misunderstanding that turns into a heroic rescue.A whimsical castle tale about family, loyalty, and royal rules.A funny snake mystery with a surprising misunderstanding.Bo becomes the little hero when courage and kindness save the day.

Sir Bocephus and the Great Easter Egg Chase

Sir Bocephus of Toadline recounts an Easter morning filled with bright eggs, family chaos, and one very misguided belief that the decorations were all for him. Amid the laughter and mayhem, the episode settles into a warm celebration of gratitude, faith, and family togetherness.

The Tiny Tornadoes

In this whimsical first-person adventure from Sir Bocephus of Toadline, BoBo the pocket bully shares the story of the "Tiny Tornadoes"—four high-energy grandkids whose visits transform an ordinary house into a land of castles, chickens, and beautiful chaos. When the Tornadoes arrive, Mom becomes Nonna, Dad becomes Papa, snack rules get very flexible, and BoBo takes his royal duty as guardian and bed-patroller very seriously.BoBo introduces each Tornado in loving (and funny) detail: Walt, the almost-grown 10-year-old Pirates fan with a snack-sharing habit; Winston, the six-year-old "tornado-octopus" whose busy hands never stop moving; Ren, the dancing princess who adores real chickens and secret candy from Nonna; and Maddie, the tiniest but fiercest Tornado who rules the crew with an iron fist, big bows, and a booming "BOOOBOO!" every time she sees her favorite pup.Along the way, listeners meet Nonna the snack-sneaking mastermind, Papa the rule-bending co-conspirator, the skeptical cat Cheerio, the rarely seen castle cat, and puppy Sam. From backyard adventures to sleepover patrols, BoBo narrates a heartwarming tale of family, food, laughter, and why a little bit of chaos—especially with Nonna's snacks and Papa's soft rules—is his very favorite kind of storm.

Sir Bocephus and the St. Patrick’s Day Leprechaun

On this silly St. Patrick’s Day adventure, Sir Bocephus of Toadline hears a legend: if he can find a leprechaun, he’ll be led to a magical stash of treasure-bones, squeaky balls, and toys at the end of a rainbow. There’s just one problem—there is no rainbow. So Bo harnesses his royal nose and magnificent sense of smell to track down a leprechaun anyway. Along the way he mistakes a green frog for a leprechaun, struggles to understand its mysterious ribbit-and-croak “language,” and becomes convinced this odd little creature could be his own personal treasure guide. While Mom protests and kitty wompas (a.k.a. Kitty, Kitty or Patches) looks on, Bo wrestles with what it really means to share, to listen, and to care for a tiny friend who doesn’t speak his language. Packed with playful misunderstandings, family-friendly humor, and gentle nods to St. Patrick’s Day folklore, this episode invites listeners of all ages into Sir Bocephus’s wonderfully wiggly imagination.

Sir Bo and the Court Jester

Sir Bocephus of Toadline finds himself in trouble for chewing everything in his kingdom whenever his people are away. Their solution? A new "companion"—a fuzzy, weaponized calico kitten named Patches, also known as Kitty, Kitty and Kitty Wompas. In this silly, story-driven first-person adventure, BoBo narrates how his sassy new Court Jester storms the castle, challenges his royal authority, and slowly wins his heart. Expect stair ambushes, tail pounces, and a thunderstorm truce as Sir Bo learns that every great knight needs a chaotic little jester by his side.