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Trevor and Michael hop in a swan boat on a man-made lake to talk public fornication, enjoying nature, and the art of fishing. Back in the studio, the boys dive into stories about drug retreats, how artists feel about hit songs, overheard first dates, and Vin Diesel. Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod [https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod] Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks [https://www.apple.co/socks] Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod [https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod] Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks [https://www.apple.co/socks] 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com [https://www.blaucomedy.com] Charles Town, WV: Jul 25 Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26 Reading, PA: Jul 27 Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4 Montclair, NJ: Sep 5 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com [https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com] Second leg is being announced soon! 0:37 Trevor and Michael on a Swan 7:15 Happy 4th of July 13:30 Fishing 18:30 Animal Mascots 25:17 Back in the studio 25:44 Michael wants to go on a drug retreat 27:50 Artists with hit songs 37:00 Blocking people in real life 38:40 Leaving mid-date 44:50 Long term relationships 48:45 Is a Taco a sandwich? 56:55 Sock Talk 1:00:00 Secret Sock Thanks to: Gemini Credit Card, Cornbread Hemp Gemini Credit Card Sign up for the Gemini Credit Card: https://Gemini.com/SOCKS [https://Gemini.com/SOCKS] #GeminiCreditCard #CryptoRewards This video is sponsored by Gemini. All opinions expressed by the content creator are their own and not influenced or endorsed by Gemini. The Gemini Credit Card is issued by WebBank. For more information regarding fees, interest, and other cost information, see Rates & Fees [https://www.gemini.com/legal/cardholder-agreement]. Some exclusions apply to instant rewards; these are deposited when the transaction posts. See Rewards Program Terms [https://www.gemini.com/legal/credit-card-rewards-agreement] for details. Checking if you pre-qualify will not impact your credit score. If you pre-qualify and choose to proceed, a hard credit inquiry will be conducted that can impact your credit score. Pre-qualification does not guarantee approval. To qualify for the $200 crypto bonus, you must spend $3,000 within 90 days of account opening. Terms apply. [https://www.gemini.com/legal/credit-card-intro-promo-terms] The appreciation of cardholder rewards reflects a subset of Gemini Cardholders from 10/08/2021 to 04/06/2025 who held Bitcoin rewards for at least one year. Individual results will vary based on spending, selected crypto, and market performance. Cryptocurrency is highly volatile and may result in gains or losses. This information is for general informational purposes only and does not constitute investment advice. Past performance is not indicative of future results. Cornbread Hemp cornbreadhemp.com/SOCKS [http://cornbreadhemp.com/SOCKS], code SOCKS