The Sugarbowl

Francine's Split Decision / Muffy Goes Metropolitan

A pizza toast to a three-day weekend, even if that’s not a true statement when you’re listening. Make sure to use a food probe device (patent pending) before tasting it. You can find them at any old consignment store, right next to the dozens of knockoff copies of that book by a former president businessman. Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com [sugarbowlpod@gmail.com] - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS: sugarbowlpod.libsyn.com/rss - Artwork: Tori Nelson @ facebook.com/torinelsonart Music: Kurt Statz @ ox4.li/32t

Cast Away / The Great Sock Mystery

Recording this podcast takes finesse, much like fly fishing. Chris drops some knowledge about drippy adventure gear (not his pants), Eli lands the perfect Leo-based alternative title, and we’ve decided to change the show name to D’Best ArthurP’cast. Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com [sugarbowlpod@gmail.com] - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS: sugarbowlpod.libsyn.com/rss - Artwork: Tori Nelson @ facebook.com/torinelsonart Music: Kurt Statz @ ox4.li/32t

Arthur Loses His Marbles / Friday the 13th

Our contractors had some concerns during their inspection of this episode. They found too many inaccurate Oppenheimer references. Also, a complete inability to roll r’s (or l’s or any consonants really). They recommend re-specing into luck to address these problems. Your best bet to find clovers would be that patch of dirt and garbage where the marble players are at. NOW SCATTER! Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com [sugarbowlpod@gmail.com] - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS: sugarbowlpod.libsyn.com/rss - Artwork: Tori Nelson @ facebook.com/torinelsonart Music: Kurt Statz @ ox4.li/32t

The Good Sport / Crushed

Three ways to tell if your crush is into you: They grab pizza like a book. They wear funeral clothes to the opera. Their armpit farts kill at the Nobel Awards Presentation. Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com [sugarbowlpod@gmail.com] - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS: sugarbowlpod.libsyn.com/rss - Artwork: Tori Nelson @ facebook.com/torinelsonart Music: Kurt Statz @ ox4.li/32t

Rhyme for Your Life / For Whom the Bell Tolls

“Time gets weird, I think it’s been looped. Binky dreams big, and Arthur gets duped. Seinfeld is dangerous, bad for your health. If it’s a mafioso’s birthday, you better share the wealth.” A poem from a 20th century writer you’ve never heard of (but now you have!) Send us feedback! sugarbowlpod@gmail.com [sugarbowlpod@gmail.com] - @sugarbowlpod facebook.com/SugarbowlPod sugarbowlpod.com RSS: sugarbowlpod.libsyn.com/rss - Artwork: Tori Nelson @ facebook.com/torinelsonart Music: Kurt Statz @ ox4.li/32t