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2026-02-17 Soup Drunk

I need to get the secret elephant on the menu. We can clean the tables legs. The cut angle on the sandwich is wrong. I need to get my age verified. The fries are not curly, they are circles. The … Continue reading → [https://www.wastedmemory.com/podcast/2026-02-17-soup-drunk/]

2026-02-10 Beeping Sandwiches

We are using the hamburger to patch the hole that is leaking. The computer said to use glue to put our hamburger back together. The burger was going down too slow so we oiled it. We ordered a hamburger and … Continue reading → [https://www.wastedmemory.com/podcast/2026-02-10-beeping-sandwiches/]

2026-02-03 Night Person

We are filming a metal music video. There will be a lot of face paint and tongue stuff. I am trying to get the room cheaper. There is a man outside with shoes. We need to do some hand checks … Continue reading → [https://www.wastedmemory.com/podcast/2026-02-03-night-person/]

2026-01-27 Sneaker Fee

I want to know the sneaker fee. I want to do the long check-in instead of the short one. I am covered in grain. We are trying to bring a husband to the hotel. We need the cold policy. I … Continue reading → [https://www.wastedmemory.com/podcast/2026-01-27-sneaker-fee/]

2026-01-20 Ketchup Smile

Not enough people are smiling. I am getting facial reconstruction surgery for permanent smiling. I want to light my face on fire for a medical procedure. You guys have a paywall here. I am having trouble understanding people. I am … Continue reading → [https://www.wastedmemory.com/podcast/2026-01-20-ketchup-smile/]