Welcome to Night Vale

279 - J'Accuse!

Everyone in town is pointing fingers and naming names. Weather: "Fault Lines" by Emerson Island & Lowjam⁠⁠ [https://www.instagram.com/emerson_island/] The voice of Deb is Meg Bashwiner. Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth [https://www.jessica-hayworth.com/] Episode transcripts [https://www.nightvalepresents.com/transcripts] 2026 TOUR DATES Tix on sale now [https://www.welcometonightvale.com/live]! 2025 Night Vale Holiday Gift Ideas [https://topatoco.com/collections/wtnv] UNLICENSED Season 3 [https://www.audible.com/podcast/Unlicensed/B0BJJYQCRX?eac_link=ZoCXsjZw6F2c&ref=web_search_eac_asin_1&eac_selected_type=asin&eac_selected=B0BJJYQCRX&qid=Om596b0VCx&eac_id=136-0052918-1191944_Om596b0VCx&sr=1-1]⁠⁠ is here! Only on Audible Pre-order the Welcome to Night Vale Roleplaying Game [https://renegadegamestudios.com/welcome-to-night-vale-roleplaying-game/] Get the Night Vale newsletter [https://www.welcometonightvale.com/] for news and stories Patreon [https://patreon.com/welcometonightvale/] is how we exist! Music: Disparition [https://disparition.bandcamp.com/] Logo: Rob Wilson [https://robwilsonwork.com/] Written by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie Williams Narrated by Cecil Baldwin Follow us on BlueSky [%E2%80%9Dhttps://bsky.app/profile/nightvaleradio.bsky.social%E2%80%9D], Facebook [%E2%80%9Dhttps://www.facebook.com/WelcomeToNightVale/%E2%80%9D], TikTok [%E2%80%9Dhttps://www.tiktok.com/@officialnightvale%E2%80%9D], Tumblr [%E2%80%9Dhttps://www.tumblr.com/nightvaleofficial%E2%80%9D], and Instagram [%E2%80%9Dhttps://www.instagram.com/nightvaleofficial/%E2%80%9D] A production of Night Vale Presents [%E2%80%9Dhttps://nightvalepresents.com/%E2%80%9D] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

278 - How to Solve a Murder

You’re well on your way to becoming an amateur homicide investigator. Weather: "Camelot" by ⁠Dessa⁠⁠⁠ [https://dessa.bandcamp.com/] Original episode art by ⁠Jessica Hayworth⁠ [https://www.jessica-hayworth.com/] ⁠Episode transcripts⁠ [https://www.nightvalepresents.com/transcripts] ⁠HOLIDAY GIFT IDEAS⁠ [https://topatoco.com/collections/wtnv] FROM NIGHT VALE 2026 TOUR DATES ⁠Tix on sale now⁠ [https://www.welcometonightvale.com/live]! ⁠UNLICENSED Season 3⁠ [https://www.audible.com/podcast/Unlicensed/B0BJJYQCRX?eac_link=ZoCXsjZw6F2c&ref=web_search_eac_asin_1&eac_selected_type=asin&eac_selected=B0BJJYQCRX&qid=Om596b0VCx&eac_id=136-0052918-1191944_Om596b0VCx&sr=1-1]⁠⁠ is here! Only on Audible Pre-order the ⁠Welcome to Night Vale Roleplaying Game⁠ [https://renegadegamestudios.com/welcome-to-night-vale-roleplaying-game/] Get the ⁠Night Vale newsletter⁠ [https://www.welcometonightvale.com/] for news and stories ⁠Patreon⁠ [https://patreon.com/welcometonightvale/] is how we exist! Music: ⁠Disparition⁠ [https://disparition.bandcamp.com/] Logo: ⁠Rob Wilson⁠ [https://robwilsonwork.com/] Written by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie Williams Narrated by Cecil Baldwin Follow us on ⁠BlueSky⁠ [%E2%80%9Dhttps://bsky.app/profile/nightvaleradio.bsky.social%E2%80%9D], ⁠Facebook⁠ [%E2%80%9Dhttps://www.facebook.com/WelcomeToNightVale/%E2%80%9D], ⁠TikTok⁠ [%E2%80%9Dhttps://www.tiktok.com/@officialnightvale%E2%80%9D], ⁠Tumblr⁠ [%E2%80%9Dhttps://www.tumblr.com/nightvaleofficial%E2%80%9D], and ⁠Instagram⁠ [%E2%80%9Dhttps://www.instagram.com/nightvaleofficial/%E2%80%9D] A production of ⁠Night Vale Presents [%E2%80%9Dhttps://nightvalepresents.com/%E2%80%9D] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

277 - Locked Library Mystery

There has been an impossible murder in a locked room! Also, more importantly, it's the big Turkey Day sale at Ralph's. Weather: "I Get Hurt" by ⁠Victor Jones [https://www.victorjonesisaconstruct.com/] The voice of Dana Cardinal is Jasika Nicole Original episode art by ⁠Jessica Hayworth⁠ [https://www.jessica-hayworth.com/] ⁠Episode transcripts⁠ [https://www.nightvalepresents.com/transcripts] 2025-26 TOUR DATES ⁠Tix on sale now⁠ [https://www.welcometonightvale.com/live]! ⁠UNLICENSED Season 3⁠ [https://www.audible.com/podcast/Unlicensed/B0BJJYQCRX?eac_link=ZoCXsjZw6F2c&ref=web_search_eac_asin_1&eac_selected_type=asin&eac_selected=B0BJJYQCRX&qid=Om596b0VCx&eac_id=136-0052918-1191944_Om596b0VCx&sr=1-1]⁠⁠ is here! Only on Audible Pre-order the ⁠Welcome to Night Vale Roleplaying Game⁠ [https://renegadegamestudios.com/welcome-to-night-vale-roleplaying-game/] Get the ⁠Night Vale newsletter⁠ [https://www.welcometonightvale.com/] for news and stories ⁠Patreon⁠ [https://patreon.com/welcometonightvale/] is how we exist! Music: ⁠Disparition⁠ [https://disparition.bandcamp.com/] Sound Credits: Blender [https://freesound.org/people/nicholaswyoung2/sounds/245425/], Bats 1 [https://freesound.org/people/designerschoice/sounds/811528/], Bats 2 [https://freesound.org/people/Selector/sounds/404152/] Logo: ⁠Rob Wilson⁠ [https://robwilsonwork.com/] Written by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie Williams Narrated by Cecil Baldwin Follow us on ⁠BlueSky⁠ [%E2%80%9Dhttps://bsky.app/profile/nightvaleradio.bsky.social%E2%80%9D], ⁠Facebook⁠ [%E2%80%9Dhttps://www.facebook.com/WelcomeToNightVale/%E2%80%9D], ⁠TikTok⁠ [%E2%80%9Dhttps://www.tiktok.com/@officialnightvale%E2%80%9D], ⁠Tumblr⁠ [%E2%80%9Dhttps://www.tumblr.com/nightvaleofficial%E2%80%9D], and ⁠Instagram⁠ [%E2%80%9Dhttps://www.instagram.com/nightvaleofficial/%E2%80%9D] A production of ⁠Night Vale Presents [%E2%80%9Dhttps://nightvalepresents.com/%E2%80%9D] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

276 - The Big Game

Let's have a look at sports. Weather: "The Cyclone" by Al Olender⁠⁠ [https://alolender.com/] Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth [https://www.jessica-hayworth.com/] Episode transcripts [https://www.nightvalepresents.com/transcripts] 2025-26 TOUR DATES Tix on sale now [https://www.welcometonightvale.com/live]! UNLICENSED Season 3 [https://www.audible.com/podcast/Unlicensed/B0BJJYQCRX?eac_link=ZoCXsjZw6F2c&ref=web_search_eac_asin_1&eac_selected_type=asin&eac_selected=B0BJJYQCRX&qid=Om596b0VCx&eac_id=136-0052918-1191944_Om596b0VCx&sr=1-1]⁠⁠ is here! Only on Audible Pre-order the Welcome to Night Vale Roleplaying Game [https://renegadegamestudios.com/welcome-to-night-vale-roleplaying-game/] Get the Night Vale newsletter [https://www.welcometonightvale.com/] for news and stories Patreon [https://patreon.com/welcometonightvale/] is how we exist! Music: Disparition [https://disparition.bandcamp.com/] Logo: Rob Wilson [https://robwilsonwork.com/] Written by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie Williams Narrated by Cecil Baldwin Follow us on BlueSky [%E2%80%9Dhttps://bsky.app/profile/nightvaleradio.bsky.social%E2%80%9D], Facebook [%E2%80%9Dhttps://www.facebook.com/WelcomeToNightVale/%E2%80%9D], TikTok [%E2%80%9Dhttps://www.tiktok.com/@officialnightvale%E2%80%9D], Tumblr [%E2%80%9Dhttps://www.tumblr.com/nightvaleofficial%E2%80%9D], and Instagram [%E2%80%9Dhttps://www.instagram.com/nightvaleofficial/%E2%80%9D] A production of Night Vale Presents [%E2%80%9Dhttps://nightvalepresents.com/%E2%80%9D] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

275 - Date Night

Our top story: It's date night! Weather: "Without a Sound" by ⁠⁠⁠⁠Mintlights [https://linktr.ee/mintlights] Original episode art by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jessica Hayworth⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.jessica-hayworth.com/] ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Episode transcripts⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.nightvalepresents.com/transcripts]⁠⁠ 2025-26 TOUR DATES⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tix on sale now⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.welcometonightvale.com/live]⁠⁠! ⁠⁠⁠Weather Submissions⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.welcometonightvale.com/betheweather] are open thru Nov 15, 2025 OUT NOW: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Welcome to Night Vale Roleplaying Game⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://renegadegamestudios.com/welcome-to-night-vale-roleplaying-game/]⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠UNLICENSED Season 3⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.audible.com/podcast/Unlicensed/B0BJJYQCRX?eac_link=ZoCXsjZw6F2c&ref=web_search_eac_asin_1&eac_selected_type=asin&eac_selected=B0BJJYQCRX&qid=Om596b0VCx&eac_id=136-0052918-1191944_Om596b0VCx&sr=1-1]⁠⁠ is here! ⁠⁠Only on Audible⁠⁠ Get the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Night Vale newsletter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.welcometonightvale.com/%E2%80%9D]⁠⁠ for news and stories ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://patreon.com/welcometonightvale/]⁠⁠ is how we exist⁠⁠! Music: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Disparition⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://disparition.bandcamp.com/]⁠⁠ Logo: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Rob Wilson⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://robwilsonwork.com/]⁠⁠ Written by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie Williams Narrated by Cecil Baldwin Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠BlueSky⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://bsky.app/profile/nightvaleradio.bsky.social]⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.facebook.com/WelcomeToNightVale/]⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.tiktok.com/@officialnightvale]⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tumblr⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.tumblr.com/nightvaleofficial]⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [%E2%80%9Dhttps://www.instagram.com/nightvaleofficial/%E2%80%9D]⁠⁠ A production of ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Night Vale Presents⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://nightvalepresents.com/]⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]