Lytt til Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Comedian and Nicole's fictional boyfriend Colton Dunn [https://www.instagram.com/captdope/?hl=en] (Superstore, Grand Crew, Key and Peele) joins Nicole to talk about dating customs in Europe (and what we can learn from them), getting mad at your partner over what they did in your dream, and what surprised him most about becoming a dad. He reflects on why improv might never be cool- even if you're good at it, and shares behind-the-scenes stories from some of the most iconic Key & Peele sketches. Plus: diaper blowouts, fake babies at Disneyland, and getting called the "Black Seth Rogen." Watch this episode here: https://youtu.be/qYOWub9maa0 [https://youtu.be/qYOWub9maa0?list=PLEr7mMZvuWghIvBxbB9nDyuLLL5u49QqO] Write Nicole a dirty message! Send it to whywontyoudatemepodcast@gmail.com with the subject line "Dirty Message" and Nicole may read it in a future episode. Support this podcast and get discounts by checking out our sponsors: » ZocDoc [http://zocdoc.com/DATEME]: Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to Zocdoc.com/DATEME [http://zocdoc.com/DATEME] to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. » Sorry I Missed This [https://lnk.to/sorryimissedthisPS]: Search for “Sorry I Missed This” in your favourite podcast app! https://lnk.to/sorryimissedthisPS [https://lnk.to/sorryimissedthisPS] View all of our sponsors and discounts codes at wwydm.notion.site/sponsors [https://wwydm.notion.site/sponsors?pvs=4]. Follow: Tour Dates: linktr.ee/nicolebyerwastaken [http://linktr.ee/nicolebyerwastaken] YouTube: @WhyWontYouDateMePodcast [https://www.youtube.com/@WhyWontYouDateMePodcast] TikTok: @whywontyoudatemepod [https://www.tiktok.com/@whywontyoudatemepod]  Instagram: @nicolebyer [https://www.instagram.com/nicolebyer/] X: @nicolebyer [https://twitter.com/nicolebyer?lang=en] Nicole's book, #VERYFAT #VERYBRAVE: indiebound.org/book/9781524850746 [https://www.indiebound.org/book/9781524850746] This is a Headgum [https://headgum.com/] podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter [https://x.com/headgum], Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/headgum/], and Tiktok [https://www.tiktok.com/@headgum]. Advertise on Why Won't You Date Me? [https://gumball.fm/shows/why-wont-you-date-me-with-nicole-byer] via Gumball.fm [http://gumball.fm/]. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy [https://art19.com/privacy] and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info [https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info].

Comedian Owen Burke [https://www.instagram.com/owenburke/] (Drunk History) joins Nicole for a conversation recorded in the middle of the Los Angeles fires (things were unhinged). They talk about trying to function while the world is burning, the early days of UCB, and how Owen managed to find a wife while being painfully shy and awkward with dating—and how you can too. Plus, Nicole shares the time she gave John Mulaney her number. John, please call. Watch this episode here: https://youtu.be/_TODPIkV8nY [https://youtu.be/_TODPIkV8nY?list=PLEr7mMZvuWghIvBxbB9nDyuLLL5u49QqO] Write Nicole a dirty message! Send it to whywontyoudatemepodcast@gmail.com with the subject line "Dirty Message" and Nicole may read it in a future episode. Support this podcast and get discounts by checking out our sponsors: » Equip [http://equip.health/dateme]: To learn more about Equip's virtual eating disorder treatment, visit Equip.Health/dateme [http://equip.health/dateme]. View all of our sponsors and discounts codes at wwydm.notion.site/sponsors [https://wwydm.notion.site/sponsors?pvs=4]. Follow: Tour Dates: linktr.ee/nicolebyerwastaken [http://linktr.ee/nicolebyerwastaken] YouTube: @WhyWontYouDateMePodcast [https://www.youtube.com/@WhyWontYouDateMePodcast] TikTok: @whywontyoudatemepod [https://www.tiktok.com/@whywontyoudatemepod]  Instagram: @nicolebyer [https://www.instagram.com/nicolebyer/] X: @nicolebyer [https://twitter.com/nicolebyer?lang=en] Nicole's book, #VERYFAT #VERYBRAVE: indiebound.org/book/9781524850746 [https://www.indiebound.org/book/9781524850746] This is a Headgum [https://headgum.com/] podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter [https://x.com/headgum], Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/headgum/], and Tiktok [https://www.tiktok.com/@headgum]. Advertise on Why Won't You Date Me? [https://gumball.fm/shows/why-wont-you-date-me-with-nicole-byer] via Gumball.fm [http://gumball.fm/]. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy [https://art19.com/privacy] and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info [https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info].

Comedian and friend Jackie Johnson [https://www.instagram.com/jackiemichelejohnson/?hl=en] was terrified to do this podcast… until she got a divorce. She joins Nicole to talk about dating a record number of canceled UCB comedians, surviving a nightmare marriage, and only realizing she was unhappy after it ended (plus how to spot signs of abuse in your own relationship). Jackie shares how therapy—and a witch’s spell—helped her find true love. Plus, they discuss the red flags they missed in past relationships, why getting married on Valentine’s Day was a HUGE mistake, the secret to getting out of jury duty, and Jackie’s genius advice on when to swoop in and land a man. Chicago! Catch Jackie’s show How to Get a Second Husband live on June 1st! Get tickets here [https://ci.ovationtix.com/35386/performance/11623554?performanceId=11623554]. WATCH this episode on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/AjfNgx1xM5c [https://youtu.be/AjfNgx1xM5c?list=PLEr7mMZvuWghIvBxbB9nDyuLLL5u49QqO] Write Nicole a dirty message! Send it to whywontyoudatemepodcast@gmail.com with the subject line "Dirty Message" and Nicole may read it in a future episode. Support this podcast and get discounts by checking out our sponsors: » SquareSpace [http://squarespace.com/DATEME]: Head to squarespace.com/DATEME [http://squarespace.com/DATEME] to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code DATEME. » Mint Mobile [http://mintmobile.com/DATEME]: Don’t overpay for mobile data. Shop data plans at mintmobile.com/DATEME [http://mintmobile.com/DATEME]. » Wayfair [http://wayfair.com]: Every Style, Every Home. Shop the best selection of home improvement online. Head to Wayfair.com [http://wayfair.com/]. View all of our sponsors and discounts codes at wwydm.notion.site/sponsors [https://wwydm.notion.site/sponsors?pvs=4]. Follow: YouTube: @WhyWontYouDateMePodcast [https://www.youtube.com/@WhyWontYouDateMePodcast] TikTok: @whywontyoudatemepod [https://www.tiktok.com/@whywontyoudatemepod]  Instagram: @nicolebyer [https://www.instagram.com/nicolebyer/] X: @nicolebyer [https://twitter.com/nicolebyer?lang=en] Nicole's book, #VERYFAT #VERYBRAVE: indiebound.org/book/9781524850746 [https://www.indiebound.org/book/9781524850746] This is a Headgum [https://headgum.com/] podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter [https://x.com/headgum], Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/headgum/], and Tiktok [https://www.tiktok.com/@headgum]. Advertise on Why Won't You Date Me? [https://gumball.fm/shows/why-wont-you-date-me-with-nicole-byer] via Gumball.fm [http://gumball.fm/]. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy [https://art19.com/privacy] and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info [https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info].

Writer Melissa Hunter [https://www.instagram.com/melissahunter/?hl=en] (Santa Clarita Diet, She-Hulk, Home Economics) joins Nicole to talk through the messy reality of childbirth - including her 32-hour labor, an unexpected unmedicated birth after her epidural failed, and shitting on the table. They also get into whether proposals should be private or public (including Nicole’s dream proposal), the red flags of dating someone who won’t drop the bits, and the time Nicole got scammed by a hot Instagram dating coach. WATCH this episode on YouTube at: youtu.be/j990cfqbO6w [https://youtu.be/j990cfqbO6w?list=PLEr7mMZvuWghIvBxbB9nDyuLLL5u49QqO] Write to Nicole! Send your dirty messages to whywontyoudatemepodcast@gmail.com with the subject line "Dirty Message" and Nicole may read it in a future episode. Support this podcast and get discounts by checking out our sponsors: » Quince [http://quince.com/dateme]: Upgrade your closet this year without the upgraded price tag. Go to quince.com/dateme [http://quince.com/dateme] for 365-day returns, plus free shipping on your order! » OneSkin [http://oneskin.co]: Get 15% off OneSkin with the code DATEME at oneskin.co [http://oneskin.co] #oneskinpod » Helix Sleep [http://helixsleep.com/DATEME]: Go to helixsleep.com/DATEME [http://helixsleep.com/DATEME] for 20% off sitewide. » BetterHelp [http://betterhelp.com/DATEME]: This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/DATEME [http://betterhelp.com/DATEME] and get on your way to being your best self. View all of our sponsors and discounts codes at wwydm.notion.site/sponsors [https://wwydm.notion.site/sponsors?pvs=4]. Follow: YouTube: @WhyWontYouDateMePodcast [https://www.youtube.com/@WhyWontYouDateMePodcast] TikTok: @whywontyoudatemepod [https://www.tiktok.com/@whywontyoudatemepod]  Instagram: @nicolebyer [https://www.instagram.com/nicolebyer/] X: @nicolebyer [https://twitter.com/nicolebyer?lang=en] Nicole's book, #VERYFAT #VERYBRAVE: indiebound.org/book/9781524850746 [https://www.indiebound.org/book/9781524850746] This is a Headgum [https://headgum.com/] podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter [https://x.com/headgum], Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/headgum/], and Tiktok [https://www.tiktok.com/@headgum]. Advertise on Why Won't You Date Me? [https://gumball.fm/shows/why-wont-you-date-me-with-nicole-byer] via Gumball.fm [http://gumball.fm/]. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy [https://art19.com/privacy] and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info [https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info].

Comedian Wayne Brady [https://www.instagram.com/mrbradybaby] (Whose Line Is It Anyway?, What If? [https://headgum.com/wayne-bradys-what-if-with-jonathan-mangum] podcast) joins Nicole to talk about the struggles of dating when everyone expects you to be the funny guy from TV. He opens up about being an introvert, and how his dates sometimes get disappointed when he's not his 'persona' they know him for. Wayne shares the wild story of dating someone whose parent was openly racist, the struggles he's faced navigating racism in relationships, and what it's like dating as a single father. Plus, the crazy story of how he got fired from Disneyland playing Tigger... the day before landing his big break.  WATCH this episode here: youtu.be/9GIwjGwhpxs [https://youtu.be/9GIwjGwhpxs?list=PLEr7mMZvuWghIvBxbB9nDyuLLL5u49QqO] Check out Nicole's episode of Wayne Brady's podcast here: youtu.be/FGykSL24GZU?si=Vu9oYhPdpgPK2wLr [https://youtu.be/FGykSL24GZU?si=Vu9oYhPdpgPK2wLr] See Nicole do stand-up at a city near you. See all dates and tickets at linktr.ee/nicolebyerwastaken [https://linktr.ee/nicolebyerwastaken]. Write to Nicole! Send your dirty messages to whywontyoudatemepodcast@gmail.com with the subject line "Dirty Message" and Nicole may read it in a future episode. Follow: YouTube: @WhyWontYouDateMePodcast [https://www.youtube.com/@WhyWontYouDateMePodcast] TikTok: @whywontyoudatemepod [https://www.tiktok.com/@whywontyoudatemepod]  Instagram: @nicolebyer [https://www.instagram.com/nicolebyer/] X: @nicolebyer [https://twitter.com/nicolebyer?lang=en] Nicole's book, #VERYFAT #VERYBRAVE: indiebound.org/book/9781524850746 [https://www.indiebound.org/book/9781524850746] View all of our sponsors and discounts codes at wwydm.notion.site/sponsors [https://wwydm.notion.site/sponsors?pvs=4]. This is a Headgum [https://headgum.com/] podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter [https://x.com/headgum], Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/headgum/], and Tiktok [https://www.tiktok.com/@headgum]. Advertise on Why Won't You Date Me? [https://gumball.fm/shows/why-wont-you-date-me-with-nicole-byer] via Gumball.fm [http://gumball.fm/]. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy [https://art19.com/privacy] and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info [https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info].