Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Using Amazon For Body Disposal w/ Duncan Trussell | Your Mom's House Ep. 865

Gape your 4th eye with Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell's new podcast Mystery Boys and get to the bottom of what's really going on in the world: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-i3EV1v5hLdsQknDbyTEDhROmB-qoGg7 [https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-i3EV1v5hLdsQknDbyTEDhROmB-qoGg7] SPONSORS: * If you're struggling with OCD or unrelenting intrusive thoughts, NOCD can help. Book a free 15 minute call to get started: https://learn.nocd.com/YMH [https://learn.nocd.com/YMH] * You can get $5 off your next order, including the Protein Pastries, at https://MagicSpoon.com/YMH [https://MagicSpoon.com/YMH]. * Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to https://quo.com/YMH [https://quo.com/YMH]. * For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/YMH [https://hims.com/YMH]. What's up , chomos! Tom's traveling, so Christina P brings back Duncan Trussell, Mystery Boys co-host and a man whose stated life philosophy is permanent, undisclosed arousal. They open the show with another offering from the Horny Cowboy, who we learn has Howie Mandel as a follower, and a "hog reveal" so disappointing you'll wish he really did whip it out. After that, thongs as bacterial superhighways, why orgies sound exhausting, and Duncan's never-before-told stint as a sex worker who was, infuriatingly, only ever booked by women. Then it's off to Bicycle Day, the true story of Albert Hofmann accidentally inventing LSD while trying to help women give birth. They detour into body disposal logistics on Amazon, airport stress-piss theory, and Disney Adult shirts for every condition imaginable. Yes, even erectile dysfunction! Christina's TikTok curations close us out, featuring an Austin rap guy, a woman live-documenting her suspiciously cinematic bedtime routine, a separate woman convinced she's married to a Shia LaBeouf clone, homeless-removal drone fantasies, and amateur gimp training. Duncan has some really serious thoughts on gimps too. Enjoy! Your Mom’s House Ep. 865 https://tomsegura.com/tour [https://tomsegura.com/tour] https://christinap.com/ [https://christinap.com/] https://store.ymhstudios.com [https://store.ymhstudios.com] https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast [https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast] Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:41 - Stick My Dick In A Fan 00:09:26 - Opening Clip: Flash Your Lady 00:19:18 - Hog Reveal, Swinger Lingo & Orgy Logistics 00:25:40 - Sex Worker Confession 00:32:33 - Clip: Dracula Ass Pool 00:36:47 - Airport Bathrooms 00:42:25 - How to Dispose of a Body 00:46:22 - Bicycle Day: The Untold Story of LSD 00:51:53 - Disney Adults & Disney Diseases 01:03:10 - Christina's TikTok Curations 01:10:33 - The Shia LaBeouf Clone Conspiracy 01:20:47 - More TikToks 01:30:56 - Poser Gimps 01:38:57 - Closing Song - "FaceFat" by Jasilisk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

It's Just Like The Gays! w/ Kurt Metzger | Your Mom's House Ep. 864

Christina P is back touring! Check her out in Chicago September 18th and 19th. Get your tickets at https://christinap.com/pages/tour-dates [https://christinap.com/pages/tour-dates] Gape your 4th eye with Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell's new podcast Mystery Boys and get to the bottom of what's really going on in the world: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-i3EV1v5hLdsQknDbyTEDhROmB-qoGg7 [https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-i3EV1v5hLdsQknDbyTEDhROmB-qoGg7] SPONSORS: * For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/YMH [https://hims.com/YMH]. * Go to https://helixsleep.com/ymh [https://helixsleep.com/ymh] for 20% off Sitewide | 25% off Luxe Mattresses | 30% off Elite Mattresses. This week, Tom is still out of the Mommy Dome, so Christina P takes the wheel with comedian Kurt Metzger riding shotgun! Mommy and the Mystery Boy share an update on Monica Mares and Caleb Patterson aka the "just like the gays" mother-son couple who fell in love in 2016. Spoiler alert: they ain't doing great! Plus, Brigitte Macron is definitely a man, the Rothschilds marry cousins to protect their Atlantean bloodline, Oprah is a piece of shit, Stedman is probably dead, and we get a full MJ deep dive covering Emmanuel Lewis as his Grammy date and what the new Netflix doc won't say. Kurt also talks his Jehovah's Witness upbringing and finding porn in the woods as a boy. Christine also shares some tiktoks featuring a bong-smoking Minnesota governor candidate who cries in the sun, a odd looking kid talks Fun Day, a food influencer eats out Budapest, some Filipino cave diver who disappear for way too long, and a salon that only does one haircut. Your Mom’s House Ep. 864 https://tomsegura.com/tour [https://tomsegura.com/tour] https://christinap.com/ [https://christinap.com/] https://store.ymhstudios.com [https://store.ymhstudios.com] https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast [https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast] Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:28 - Where's Tim? 00:07:17 - Opening Clip: Mr. Goodbar 00:08:54 - Incest Couple Update 00:21:18 - Truck Driving School 00:23:16 - Favorite Conspiracy 00:26:38 - Speaking Of Pdf Files 00:37:38 - The New Minnesota Governor 00:44:14 - Fun Day 00:45:51 - Horny Pool Guy 00:48:27 - Get Over It Jennifer 00:50:53 - Put Your Dick In A Fan 00:54:51 - Used Car Baddie 00:55:54 - I Want My Fiancé Back 00:57:46 - Budapest Food 01:00:19 - Ian McKellen 01:02:28 - Secret Cave 01:04:07 - Yummy Soda 01:07:12 - Really Cool Haircut 01:10:11 - Wrap Up 01:10:49 - Closing Song - "Boys Aren't Blue" by Erabella Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

My Day On A P*rn Set w/ Adam Ray | Your Mom's House Ep. 863

Watch "The Adam Ray Show" premiering June 19th on Netflix! Christina P is back touring! Check her out in Chicago September 18th and 19th. Get your tickets at https://christinap.com/pages/tour-dates [https://christinap.com/pages/tour-dates] Gape your 4th eye with Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell's new podcast Mystery Boys and get to the bottom of what's really going on in the world: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-i3EV1v5hLdsQknDbyTEDhROmB-qoGg7 [https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-i3EV1v5hLdsQknDbyTEDhROmB-qoGg7] SPONSORS: * Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code YMH. * Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial today at https://shopify.com/ymh [https://shopify.com/ymh] Hey Hitlers! Tom is back in the Mommy Dome with comedian and master of disguise, Adam Ray! Adam is sober this time and very sorry about the strip club incident that went down when he was previously in town. If you don't know what I'm talking about go back and watch that one episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. This week, Tom drops a few announcements and Adam's got a new show dropping on Netflix June 19th. But before any of that, they watch the opening clip, which inspires a debate about toxic masculinity and homophobia. From there they get into the Kevin Hart roast fallout, Tony Hinchcliffe's Comedy Store grind, and the two comics who nearly broke "Dr. Phil Live". Adam also tells the story of Brad Williams taking him to a webcam porn shoot in a strip mall right before Passover Seder. They watch Backwards Brenda, a hick influencer in a Walmart parking lot, roast a Portuguese woman's forehead with the help of the comment section, and run some Horrible or Hilarious clips including carnival disasters and a man who doesn't learn from his mistake. Somehow it all ends with Mr. Hands, the internet legend who died because the wrong horse showed up. Yeah, this episode gets pretty dark for some reason. Enjoy! Your Mom’s House Ep. 863 https://tomsegura.com/tour [https://tomsegura.com/tour] https://christinap.com/ [https://christinap.com/] https://store.ymhstudios.com [https://store.ymhstudios.com] https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast [https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast] Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:07:31 - Opening Clip: Don't Open The Door 00:08:53 - A Quick Update + Tony Hinchcliffe Impressions 00:21:16 - Is It Gay If A Man Opens A Door For You? 00:25:42 - Two Doors Down From A Porn Star 00:31:16 - Brad Williams Takes Adam to a Live Porn Shoot 00:36:50 - Backwoods Brenda 00:40:07 - Big Forehead Comments 00:45:09 - Horrible Or Hilarious 00:52:01 - Mr. Hands 00:58:52 - Clip: Sparks In Face 00:59:52 - Adam On Blind Date 01:07:46 - The Adam Ray Show Teaser 01:11:57 - Adam & Tom Talk Character Work 01:19:34 - Closing Song - "Ass Liquor" by R PATTZ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

Why Is Disclosure Happening NOW? w/ Jeremy Corbell | Your Mom's House Ep. 862

Christina P is back touring! Check her out in Brea California on June 5th & 6th. Get your tickets at https://christinap.com/pages/tour-dates [https://christinap.com/pages/tour-dates] Gape your 4th eye with Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell's new podcast Mystery Boys and get to the bottom of what's really going on in the world: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-i3EV1v5hLdsQknDbyTEDhROmB-qoGg7 [https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-i3EV1v5hLdsQknDbyTEDhROmB-qoGg7] Check out Tom's new bakery, Ciccio Bomba, at the new third location at 1100 South Lamar Blvd in Austin, right across from the Alamo Drafthouse. Become a paid channel member of YMH to get Your Mom’s House episodes one day early and AD-FREE here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIgiXwJck_Pb5Nj-wIrsqg/join [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIgiXwJck_Pb5Nj-wIrsqg/join] SPONSORS: - Look for American Dew limited-time packaging or find it in stores near you at https://mountaindew.com [https://mountaindew.com]. - For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/YMH [https://Hims.com/YMH]. - Elevate your summer wardrobe. Go to https://quince.com/mom [https://quince.com/mom] Welcome back! Tom is out of town, which means Christina P is flying solo this week. Joining her is UAP journalist, documentary provocateur, and tattooed accidental truth-teller Jeremy Corbell! Christina P and Jeremy Corbell deep dive into UFO disclosure, government secrecy, whistleblowers, mysterious orb sightings, and the theories that keep people up at night. From David Grusch's congressional testimony to the controversial "Immaculate Constellation" program, Jeremy breaks down what insiders claim is happening behind the scenes and why the fight over disclosure is far from over. The conversation goes way beyond nuts-and-bolts UFOs. Christina and Jeremy explore interdimensional theories, the Ariel School encounter, consciousness, spirituality, and the strange connection between human perception and unexplained phenomena. Whether you're a skeptic, believer, or just UFO-curious, this episode will leave you questioning what you think you know. Is the truth really out there? Maybe! Your Mom’s House Ep. 862 https://tomsegura.com/tour [https://tomsegura.com/tour] https://christinap.com/ [https://christinap.com/] https://store.ymhstudios.com [https://store.ymhstudios.com] https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast [https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast] Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:03 - David Grusch: The Man Who Told the Truth 00:06:54 - Opening Clip: Who's Ready To Wrestle? 00:08:26 - Back To David Grusch 00:15:22 - Why Is Disclosure Happening NOW? 00:22:25 - Reverse Engineering Alien Technology 00:31:01 - Immaculate Constellation Breakdown 00:40:34 - Interdimensional Beings & UFO Theories 00:50:36 - Prison Planet, John Lear's Soul Theory, & The Ariel School 01:00:37 - Jeremy's First Orb Encounter 01:11:54 - Why Consciousness Is the Key to Seeing Them 01:20:58 - Christina's Cancer, Orbs & Spiritual Awakening 01:36:19 - They're Coming 01:44:40 - We're All Already Awake 01:56:07 - Sleeping Dog, 46 Files & a Warning to the Government 02:02:26 - Closing Song - "Ding Ding" by Robert Burgess Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

Collector Or Hoarder? w/ Joe DeRosa | Your Mom's House Ep. 861

Bad Thoughts Season 2 is now streaming on Netflix! Christina P is back touring! Check her out in Brea California on June 5th & 6th. Get your tickets at https://christinap.com/pages/tour-dates [https://christinap.com/pages/tour-dates] Check out Joe DeRosa's new podcast Vile and Horrendous Pull up a chair and listen to what Joe does best: piss and moan! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWvLI8xCAa0 [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWvLI8xCAa0] Check out Tom's new bakery, Ciccio Bomba, at the new third location at 1100 South Lamar Blvd in Austin, right across from the Alamo Drafthouse. SPONSORS: - If you're struggling with OCD or unrelenting intrusive thoughts, NOCD can help. Book a free 15 minute call to get started: https://learn.nocd.com/YMH - You can get $5 off your next order, including the Protein Pastries, at https://MagicSpoon.com/YMH - Head to https://quince.com/mom for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. - Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code YMH. Sup chomos! This week on Your Mamas Place, Tina is out doing some broad shit, so is Tom Segura is joined by comedian Joe DeRosa for a wide-ranging conversation that starts with ranking comedy's biggest peer pressure artists, from Rogan's blunt "don't be a bitch" to Chappelle's devastating silent look that you simply cannot say no to. They flip it around and dig into the opposite problem: friends who commit to a full night out and then bail halfway through dinner (you know who you are, Chrissy). Joe also opens up about the very real injustice of being perpetually single in a world that gives parents an automatic excuse for everything, then shares the best piece of comedy advice he ever received, straight from Patton Oswalt, about why every great joke needs a "moment of discovery." The guys get candid about their wildly different relationships with alcohol, including a truly unhinged Burt Kreischer story from Tallahassee. Then it's clip time featuring a cool collector with an encyclopedic knowledge of cheap plastic lawn chairs, a fully-committed DIY tooth extraction, a pizza shop owner fighting invisible gender discrimination, and a white woman reading some hilarious Instagram insults about her dumb sun outfit. Enjoy! Your Mom’s House Ep. 861 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:36 - Peer Pressure 00:08:41 - I Can't, I Have Kids 00:15:00 - Patton Oswalt's Game-Changing Comedy Advice 00:19:04 - Saying Yes Is Worth It 00:23:02 - Drinking Confessions & The Tallahassee Terror 00:34:59 - Blood Work & Risk Philosophy 00:44:03 - Opening Clip: Sandra Bullock Threatened Me 00:46:19 - Ciccio Bomba 00:48:48 - Really Cool Collectors 00:58:31 - Heavy Metal Tooth Extraction 01:00:51 - Pizza Broad 01:04:29 - White Lady Reads Mean Comments 01:09:23 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:15:57 - Final Thoughts & Plugs 01:17:06 - Closing Song - "Ice Latte" by Craftmatics Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]