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#18 - The One Where We Talk About Dating

Navigating the international dating scene is one of those everyday things where cultural differences show up surprisingly fast. 😅 Welcome to Episode 18! After a short break, Coline is back from the rocky beaches of Nice (reminding us all to go watch the legendary French movie Brice de Nice). Meanwhile, Alex's mind is completely blown by a listener DM revealing that France uses a chaotic AZERTY keyboard instead of the standard QWERTZ or QWERTY. But the real meat of this episode? The Dating Special. Thanks to your hilarious DMs, we are dissecting the wild cultural clashes between French and German romance. We cover everything from the extreme pragmatism of German men (like taking a girl on a romantic walk... through a cemetery, or asking for gas money after driving her to the hospital) to the intense psychological games of French dating. If you have ever been confused by French "second degree" banter or wondered why a French guy just called you "the star guiding his dark soul" on date three, this episode is your survival guide. Words and concepts you’ll learn (and actually remember): * 🇫🇷 On ne sait jamais sur quel pied danser ("You never know which foot to dance on" – the perfect phrase for the mysterious, blurry stage of French dating where you never know where you stand). * 🇫🇷 Se prendre un râteau ("To step on a rake" – the highly visual, cartoonish French expression for getting brutally rejected). * 🇫🇷 Déclarer sa flamme (Declaring your flame/feelings—the stage where French men suddenly turn into 18th-century poets). * 🇫🇷 Sortir le grand jeu (Pulling out all the stops / bringing your A-game to impress someone). * 🇫🇷 La galanterie (Chivalry. In France, a guy smoothly paying the dinner bill is standard. In Germany, it apparently deeply offends the woman who just wants to calculate her exact share). * ⌨️ AZERTY (The French keyboard layout that makes typing impossible for anyone else in Europe). Also: Why French people think hugging is way too intimate but la bise (cheek kisses) is totally casual (and why Germans feel the exact opposite), the unwritten rules of texting, and why "we should grab a coffee sometime" actually means something completely different depending on where you are. New episode every Monday! Please consider leaving a 5-star review, send us your own cross-cultural dating disaster stories in the DMs, and let us know: do you prefer the German "stare from across the bar for three hours" or the French direct approach? 🍷🌹 Follow us for more instagram.com/hellocoline [https://www.instagram.com/hellocoline] instagram.com/alex.von.mydealz [https://www.instagram.com/alex.von.mydealz] tiktok.com/@hellooco [https://www.tiktok.com/@hellooco] tiktok.com/@alex.von.mydealz [https://www.tiktok.com/@alex.von.mydealz] ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

#17 - The One Where We Debunk The French Paradox

Believing that red wine magically cancels out a heavy cheese diet is one of those cultural myths we all desperately want to be true. 😅 Welcome to Episode 17! We kick things off with Coline’s recent trip to Hamburg (which Alex concludes is basically just one giant, expensive Charlottenburg). After a visit to a French Bouillon in the city, the two dive into a heated debate about hospitality: why are French waiters meticulously briefed professionals, while German service is famously... lacking? Then, Alex brings up the ultimate culinary myth: The French Paradox. He breaks down the famous 1990s study by Serge Renaud that claimed the French survive their saturated fat-heavy diets simply by drinking red wine with their meals. We discuss how this single study caused US red wine sales to skyrocket by 40% overnight! But Alex brings the brutal modern reality check, debunking the medical myth with recent WHO guidelines, under-reported statistics, and rising EU obesity rates. If that isn't enough, we tackle the wild world of European beverages. Why do Germans charge a fortune for tap water while France gives it out for free? And what exactly is the German obsession with "Medium" water? Words and concepts you’ll learn (and actually remember): * 🇫🇷 Bouillon (An authentic French restaurant concept offering real, traditional French food at affordable prices). * 🇫🇷 Champomy (The legendary French non-alcoholic "champagne" for kids that Colline still demands on her birthday). * 🇫🇷 Carafe d'eau (Free tap water—a legal requirement in French restaurants, but an expensive luxury in Germany). * 🇩🇪 Die Apfelschorle (The greatest German beverage invention: apple juice mixed with highly sparkling water). * 🇩🇪 Medium Wasser (A baffling German water category that Colline describes as perfectly good sparkling water that someone shook for two minutes). * 🌍 The French Paradox (The 1990s medical myth that red wine shields your arteries from animal fats). New episode every Monday! Please consider leaving a 5-star review, share the podcast to help us map our global listeners, and let us know in the comments: do you prefer still, sparkling, or the highly confusing "medium" water? 🍷🍎 Follow us for more instagram.com/hellocoline [https://www.instagram.com/hellocoline] instagram.com/alex.von.mydealz [https://www.instagram.com/alex.von.mydealz] tiktok.com/@hellooco [https://www.tiktok.com/@hellooco] tiktok.com/@alex.von.mydealz [https://www.tiktok.com/@alex.von.mydealz] ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

#16 - The One Where We Discover the Art of French Gastronomy

This week, Coline takes Alex into the very serious world of French food culture, table manners, and the sacred rules of eating together. Alex starts with the very German assumption that “gastronomie” means working in restaurants. Coline immediately disagrees and explains why, in France, gastronomy is much more than an industry: it is a whole ritual around food, rhythm, family, culture, and togetherness. And yes, the French gastronomic meal was officially added to the UNESCO cultural heritage list in 2010. Alex is not entirely convinced that the German Abendbrot got fair treatment here. Words you’ll learn and actually remember: * La gastronomie française: French gastronomy. Not just restaurants, but the art and culture of good food, preparation, cooking, and sharing a meal. * Les arts de la table: The “arts of the table”: how to prepare, decorate, and arrange a proper table. Fork on the left, knife on the right, and yes, people may notice if you get it wrong. * Mettre la table / Mettre le couvert: To set the table. But in France, this is not just “putting plates down.” It comes with rules. * La bienséance: Etiquette, good manners, and the invisible table rules that everyone somehow knows. Except Alex. * La mie: The soft inside of the bread. Very important. Do not crush it. Seriously. Also in this episode: why the bread goes directly on the table, why you should never put a baguette upside down, why cheese comes before dessert, why Germans say “piep piep piep” before eating, why cutting salad might be a crime, and why you should always taste your food before adding salt. Plus: Alex slowly realizes that French food culture is not just a stereotype, but an entire structure of daily life. And we start wondering why two neighboring countries can be so close geographically, yet so different when it comes to eating. New episode every Monday! Please leave us a 5-star review, follow the podcast, send us your topic ideas, and tell us: what is the strictest food or table rule in your culture? Follow us for more instagram.com/hellocoline [https://www.instagram.com/hellocoline] instagram.com/alex.von.mydealz [https://www.instagram.com/alex.von.mydealz] tiktok.com/@hellooco [https://www.tiktok.com/@hellooco] tiktok.com/@alex.von.mydealz [https://www.tiktok.com/@alex.von.mydealz] ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

#15 - The One Where Germans Wait At A Red Light At 3 AM

Happy Monday, and welcome to Episode 15! We kick things off with a massive thank you to our listener Anja, who finally solved the mystery of the German Fettnäpfchen (the bowl of fat). Then, we dive straight into the absolute chaos of European traffic culture. After Coline almost got run over by a bicycle in Berlin, we decided it was time to compare the strict, law-abiding German streets with the wild, rule-bending roads of France. If you have ever wondered why Germans stand completely still at a red pedestrian light at 3 AM in the pouring rain, this episode explains everything. We debate the absolute terror of trying to cross a Parisian street, why French traffic lights skip the yellow "get ready" phase, and why Berlin's bicycle riders act like they own the entire city. Plus, we compare strict German distraction laws (no phones even if the car is stopped!) to the French reality of legally eating a full cheese platter behind the wheel. Words and concepts you’ll learn (and actually remember): * 🇩🇪 Der Zebrastreifen (The crosswalk—a magical place in Germany where cars actually stop, unlike in Paris where it's basically just street art). * 🇩🇪 Rechts vor links (Right before left—the golden rule of intersections without street signs). * 🇩🇪 Die Fahrradstraße (A dedicated bicycle street where cyclists are the absolute kings of the road and cars are barely tolerated). * 🇩🇪 Die Richtgeschwindigkeit (The recommended speed limit on the German Autobahn—130 km/h—because driving too slow can actually get you a ticket). * 🇫🇷 Les Feux Tricolores (French traffic lights—which jarringly go straight from red to green without any warning). Also: Alex flexes his completely broken Italian skills (ordering "Spaghetti Ice"), the shocking realization that Americans leave their cars running at the gas station, and Coline confesses her top speed on the Autobahn. New episode every Monday! Please consider leaving a 5-star review, share the podcast to help us expand our listener map, and let us know in the comments: do you wait at a red light when the street is completely empty? 🚦🚲 Follow us for more instagram.com/hellocoline [https://www.instagram.com/hellocoline] instagram.com/alex.von.mydealz [https://www.instagram.com/alex.von.mydealz] tiktok.com/@hellooco [https://www.tiktok.com/@hellooco] tiktok.com/@alex.von.mydealz [https://www.tiktok.com/@alex.von.mydealz] ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

#14 - The One Where We Expose The Weirdest German Habits

After roasting the French in our last episode, it is officially payback time. This week, Coline brings a list of the most confusing, weird, and highly specific German habits that leave foreigners absolutely baffled. We kick things off with Coline demonstrating her"fluent" Italian (which mostly consists of ordering ice cream), before diving deep into the German psyche. If you have ever wondered why your German colleagues bring their own cake to the office on their birthday, this episode is for you. We explore the ultimate German paradox: the obsession with throwing all windows wide open in the dead of winter, combined with a mortal fear of a light indoor breeze. Plus, Coline is absolutely horrified to learn that Germans not only use two separate blankets in a double bed, but actually sleep on two completely separate mattresses! Words and concepts you’ll learn (and actually remember): * 🇩🇪 Stoßlüften (The sacred German ritual of shock-ventilating an apartment by opening all windows wide, regardless of freezing temperatures). * 🇩🇪 Der Durchzug (The terrifying cross-breeze that Germans genuinely believe will cause instant, fatal neck pain). * 🇩🇪 Die Besucherritze (The uncomfortable gap between two separate mattresses in a German double bed—where kids end up when they have a nightmare). * 🇩🇪 Gästepantoffeln (The mandatory, usually terrible-looking guest slippers you are handed the second you are forced to take your shoes off at the door). * 🇫🇷 Carafe d'eau (Free tap water—a basic human right in French restaurants, but something that will get you deeply judged by a German waiter). Also: The famous "German Stare" (people-watching as a national sport), why arriving exactly on time actually means you are five minutes late, the cultural trauma of restaurants that are "Cash Only," and Alex’s hot take that couples get the best sleep in completely different rooms. New episode every Monday! Please consider leaving a 5-star review, share the podcast with your friends to help us reach our 100-country goal, and let us know in the comments: do you share a blanket, or are you secretly Team German Mattress? 🛌🪟 Follow us for more instagram.com/hellocoline [https://www.instagram.com/hellocoline] instagram.com/alex.von.mydealz [https://www.instagram.com/alex.von.mydealz] tiktok.com/@hellooco [https://www.tiktok.com/@hellooco] tiktok.com/@alex.von.mydealz [https://www.tiktok.com/@alex.von.mydealz] ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.