More Than Monotony

With Amazon consuming more and more retail space, the More Than Monotoshoppers have the usual concerns with their purchasing habits from the online giant.  Dan invents Costco.  Peter orders good things.  Maxwell misplaces a river.  Evan gets banned in China.

Everyone loves watching a T-Rex chomp a dude’s face off, and the More Than Monotosaurs are no different.  Rawr.  Peter sheds a tear for the brontosaurus.  Dan wants more fast cars.  Evan redefines trilogies.  Maxwell is sick of kids.   THE scene

If you encountered an omnipotent space alien, what would you ask it?  Hopefully better questions than what the More Than Monototerrestrials came up with.  Maxwell probes the deepest mysteries of the universe.  Evan adds limbs.  Peter gets the money.  Dan becomes a pet.

Dan wants to know what to do with his free time.  In a misguided attempt to figure it out, he saw fit to ask the other More Than Monotoboors for advice.  Dan talks big numbers.  Peter doesn’t care about the movie.  Maxwell prefers enlightenment.  Evan sells out.

Continuing the More Than Monotony Second Anniversary celebration, the Monotogang this time looks back not just on the previous year, but the previous decade.  That’s a lot of movies and junk!  We thank you for the support, and hope you’ll continue listening into this new decade!