The Ministry Of Glib

Eleventh Dispatch

We declare today, Gliberation Day! Yes, the Ministry is jubilant to report that this week: songs, confusion, daughters and offices are appallingly glib and you must amend your records immediately to reflect this. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Tenth Dispatch

In these troubled times, worry not, the Ministry is here for you. This week you will be pleased to hear that Babies, Men, Theatre and Football have all been deemed completely glib. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Ninth Dispatch

Greetings and salutations from the Ministry. Please amend your records to note that, this week, auditions, movies and restaurants have been declared extremely glib. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Eighth Dispatch

An important dispatch from the Ministry. Please note that this week charities, vicars, cookery and hotels have been declared particularly glib, please amend your records to reflect this. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Seventh Dispatch

The Ministry has reopened and for our first message we would like it to be known we have declared Taxis, Inventions and Voiceovers to be officially glib this week. Thank you for your attention in this matter.