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Hey all y’all!  Brent Parris, a.k.a., The Hollywood Hick is back with another hilarious hour of his take on the latest from entertainment, gossip, news, and politics, including Trump, Cosby and a lot more! Listen and laugh along, mothertruckers! [https://crabdiving.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/hollywood-hick-back.jpg]

Hey, y’all! Time for another shiny happy rainbow sparkle sunshine episode of The Hilarious Hick!  Gross Scott Baio has done been accused of sexually assaulting [http://www.tmz.com/2018/02/02/nicole-eggert-sexual-assault-scott-baio-come-clean-for-daughter/] a young actress from “Charles In Charge.”  The greatest person to ever live – Miss Dolly Parton – won new Guinness World Records [http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2018/1/dolly-parton-humbled-and-blessed-as-she-receives-certificates-for-her-stellar-c-509819]for “Most decades with a Top 20 hit on the US Hot Country Songs chart” and “Most hits on the US Hot Country Songs chart by a female artist.” A Hick is leaning toward agreeing with CNN’s Ashleigh Banfield in saying “sugar, it sounds like just a bad date” in regards to the accusation against Aziz Ansari. Trying not to gag, The Hick covers the poor woman who was Harvey Weinstein’s jizz cleaner. Former GOP chair Michael Steele told off evangelicals who decided to give Trump a “mulligan” for Stormy Daniels. And LOTS more, mothertruckers! [https://crabdiving.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/scott-baio.jpg]

Hey hey hey, y’all mothertruckers! Happy rainbow sparkling sunshine New Years to you and yours! Brent Parris is back with lots of things to say about that orange moron with the mangy, dead fox on his head and a fart puss. A Hick remains firmly Team Tonya after seeing the movie “I, Tonya” and recommends going to it. Seriously, y’all, who the hell wants to see a new American Idol where you never see the really awful auditions? There’s some stories to make us feel better about ourselves, and lots more as The Hick occasionally digresses. [https://crabdiving.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/2004054_poster_poster-theatrical_itonyadkposter685x1015tryk_dan_print-e1515865554668.jpg]

Hey, mothertruckers! Check out the latest from The Hollywood Hick as comedian Brent Parris regales with the latest from Hollywood and the headlines.  Another mass shooting, y’all, but of course we can’t talk about guns.  Harvey Weinstein continues to get grosser and grosser.  Kevin Spacey done also got himself caught getting all grabby and creepy.  Marky Mark needs to STFU, pissing and moaning and hoping God will “forgive him” for doing Boogie Nights [http://people.com/movies/mark-wahlberg-boogie-nights-comments/].  Plus lots more laughs! What Would Dolly Do - Hollywood Hick promo - crabdiving [https://crabdiving.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/What-Would-Dolly-Do-Hollywood-Hick-promo-crabdiving.jpg]

Unfunny Paul Ryan stand-up was reviewed on this episode of the political podcast and all thumbs were mos def down. Democratic leader Frederica Wilson had been right all along, according to the facts. Trump mouthpiece Sarah Huckabee Sanders [https://www.rawstory.com/2017/10/he-was-wrong-reporters-corner-huckabee-sanders-as-she-claims-its-highly-inappropriate-to-question-kelly/]shamed a journalist for wanting to question the Chief of Staff. Melania Trump got rid of much of her staff [http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/10/20/melania-trump-cuts-bloated-first-lady-payroll-from-michelle-obama-days.html], because she ain’t doing dick up in the White House. RWNJ load lord Alex Jones rage-gasm’d to the point of chair throwing when covering a story about drag queens reading to kids. Woman-hating, racist douche Coach Dave Daubenmire proclaimed interracial marriage has weakened America. Ancient Christo-dink Pat Robertson blamed a mother for her atheist son’s fiery fate. Crooked religious loon Jim Bakker claimed the “unsaved” are going crazy, due to Shitler’s love of sky-god. New Mexico came to it’s senses and allowed fact-based science back into their schools’ curriculum. Finally, in news that is reassuring, young people are saying buh-bye to religion. [https://crabdiving.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/unfunny-Paul-Ryan.jpg] Check out more of this progressive atheism podcast in the archives!