Rude Dude Take Downs

We're ending the first season of Rude Dudes on a note that makes everyone mad; Fate - The Winx Saga! Everything about this show SCREAMS us, but also everything is SO. WRONG. They took one of the most colourful, beach kids cartoon and makes it a London rainy Hogwarts style garbage of David Yates' wet dream! The specialists are useless boys, they created characters in lieu of keeping amazingly establish characters, and magic was shown through Twilight eyes??? My lord, this show needed something in the first few episodes, because the back half really SLAPPED! It was sexy, it was sloppy, there was a three-way on Instagram live?! While we STAN Beatrix, we wanted Cloud Tower! We want a witchy headmistress who hates fairies! If you're gonna go gritty, give us the only goth aesthetic that was in the original! Don't make Stella BLIND A GIRL!! Will Farrah come back from her neck snap? Is Sam hurt? WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS?! We hope, YES, and I DON'T KNOW HOPEFULLY DO BETTER IN SEASON TWO!!! As always, follow us on: Twitter: https://twitter.com/RudeDudeTD [https://twitter.com/RudeDudeTD] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rudedudetd/ [https://www.instagram.com/rudedudetd/] SUPPORT US ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/rudedudetakedowns [https://www.patreon.com/rudedudetakedowns] WE ALSO HAVE MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/user/rudedudes [https://www.teepublic.com/user/rudedudes] You can also email us at rudedudetakedowns@gmail.com

Time for another anime-inspired property, and one that falls into the same pits as Blood of Zeus...Alita: Battle Angel! Now, we deciphered a lot of this movies short comings come out of just being a pretty faithful adaptation to the original OVA (minus Chiren NOT being completely naked when she fixes Grewishka, which rude). Just felt like in a world where we're familiar with this genre of dystopian anime, you gotta at least brush on some of the established tropes to deepend the structure, if only to appease the western audiences! I know that's a little bit of a problematic statement, but big Blockbuster movies aren't for hardcore anime nerds! There's a happy medium with appeasing the hardcore fanbase while also sacrificing to make it a stronger western story. I mean, come on, this movie moved simultaneously too fast and too slow! We did NOT need a full as 10 minute chunk where they played NOT BLITZBALL! They also omitted a lot of Hugo's backstory? But kept a lot of Alita eating...Whatever, WILD choices, and DEFINITELY not enough action! MORE ROBOT GUTS, and more Robot FUCKS for sure!! Is Alita too much of a simp for Hugo? Is this faithful adaptation doing a deserve for a western audience? IS THIS THE BEST WESTERN ADAPTATION OF AN ANIME TO EXIST?! Yes, yes, and YES WE DUNNO TELL US IF YOU FIND A BETTER ONE! As always, follow us on: Twitter: https://twitter.com/RudeDudeTD [https://twitter.com/RudeDudeTD] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rudedudetd/ [https://www.instagram.com/rudedudetd/] SUPPORT US ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/rudedudetakedowns [https://www.patreon.com/rudedudetakedowns] WE ALSO HAVE MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/user/rudedudes [https://www.teepublic.com/user/rudedudes] You can also email us at rudedudetakedowns@gmail.com

Sometimes fanfiction can spawn amazing creations... Other times, it can destroy the fabric of all that you hold dear... This is one of those times (which one? yes). Tackling our first anime with the not-so cult classic, Blood of Zeus! You know how Greek Gods are supposed to be sexy and fuck all the time? Well, imagine you take all of that out and replace it with more gore and exposition! That's what you get with this. But like, not even the exposition we needed or wanted, we just got this show trying to tell us that Zeus was a good guy when that is DEFINITELY not the case! Poor Hera, we wish her and her crows (but should've been peacocks) the best in their future endevors. But Heron was a b-list Hercules and we all know it. It's why they needed to add all the gore to make him seem interesting... But we love to see a beautiful women floating in a river only ot get SIDELINED WITH HER GUTS FALLING OUT!! Will Zeus ever stop fucking other women? Will Seraphine ever NOT kneel? WILL WE GET MORE OF KOFI AND EVIOS BEING GAY?! No, no, and WE CAN ONLY HOPE! As always, follow us on: Twitter: https://twitter.com/RudeDudeTD [https://twitter.com/RudeDudeTD] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rudedudetd/ [https://www.instagram.com/rudedudetd/] SUPPORT US ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/rudedudetakedowns [https://www.patreon.com/rudedudetakedowns] WE ALSO HAVE MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/user/rudedudes [https://www.teepublic.com/user/rudedudes] You can also email us at rudedudetakedowns@gmail.com

HAI YA!! We're kicking into a new episode of Rude Dudes with a new Netflix/old YouTube Red (Originals) show, Cobra Kai! While we all LOVE this show, we can definitively say season 3 is a little nutty (but in all the right ways). Kreese gets an interesting backstory where we find out football bros bullied him into the army cause his mom committed suicide, then makes his war crime snake pit brawling his personality?! Like, he's a cartoon villain, but with good reason! Also poor... Everyone?! This show has no character that isn't dealing with immense trauma, and they are literally taking it out on each other through Karate?? Maybe making East LA a Karate footloose zone isn't a bad idea... But this season hit more nostalgic sequel points with Daniel's crazy irresponsible trip to Okinawa! While we loved to see Kumiko and Chozen coming back in major ways, we didn't appreciate the immense flex of privilege. Like Sam... We know a sob story doesn't give you an excuse to be a bully, but Tory's goin' through it and Karate's all she has!! Will Johnny Lawrence ever get his shit together? Will Robbie learn appropriate timing to never walk in on bad news? WILL ELISABETH SHUE EVER LEARN KARATE?! No, no, and RIP NO BUT WE WANT THAT FOR HER!! As always, follow us on: Twitter: https://twitter.com/RudeDudeTD [https://twitter.com/RudeDudeTD] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rudedudetd/ [https://www.instagram.com/rudedudetd/] SUPPORT US ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/rudedudetakedowns [https://www.patreon.com/rudedudetakedowns] WE ALSO HAVE MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/user/rudedudes [https://www.teepublic.com/user/rudedudes] You can also email us at rudedudetakedowns@gmail.com

February, a time for love, a time for period pieces, and definitely a time for fucking. Which is why we're kicking February off with the show of the SEASON, Bridgerton! If you're hoping to learn some practical Sex Education, this is not the show for you. If you're looking for how to creatively sound while orgasming, you're in the right spot. This show's got so much fucking, and it's all so loud! And Simon goes down on Daphne, some would say too much, but we are saying the right amount. Though a lot of the conflict in this show would've been resolved if ANYBODY told the woman how sex works. Like come on, mom's; get it together. You're worse than Anthony trying to decide whether he should stay with Sienna (leave that poor girl alone or give her all your money!) But love conquers all, even if it takes a tryst in a garden to ignite the flame and a dick ride to solidify! Are the costumes historically accurate? Will Daphne ever get her pigs in a row? Will we be fucking to the string quartet version of Wildest Dreams and Wildest Dream only? No, no, and YES!!!!! As always, follow us on: Twitter: https://twitter.com/RudeDudeTD [https://twitter.com/RudeDudeTD] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rudedudetd/ [https://www.instagram.com/rudedudetd/] SUPPORT US ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/rudedudetakedowns [https://www.patreon.com/rudedudetakedowns] WE ALSO HAVE MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/user/rudedudes [https://www.teepublic.com/user/rudedudes] You can also email us at rudedudetakedowns@gmail.com