Stop This Podcast, I Want To Get Off

Bram Stoker wrote in "Dracula": "There is a reason why all things are as they are." And the reason this episode was so delayed is because we, once again, watched the movie, didn't record for several months, and then had to re-watch it. But here it is! Our podcast on "Twilight: Breaking Down Part 1," so named because, in this one, everyone and everything is "breaking down." Stick around until the end for a (real) surprise announcement!

A third "Twilight" movie! They said it could never be done. But then again, they said werewolves and vampires would never work together, and, well... you'll just have to listen to the episode. Only two more movies after this! Enjoy 'em while they last!

Part 2 of our Twilight saga spoilercast series. In "New Moon," we meet the vampires, the Volturi and more Volvos. Enjoy! (This is Anthony please help me I can't watch three more of these movies)

It finally happened. $100 showed up in Anthony's Venmo, so your humble hosts are watching all of the Twilight movies. First up: Twilight. Hear our thoughts on spider monkeys, vampire baseball, R. Patz and K. Stew and more!

We're back! Our triumphant return from hiatus includes some coronavirus relationship advice, a new segment, a debate about whether or not Godzilla is a dragon, the founding of the Tim Robbins Fan Club and more.