Uninformed Opinion

Seth and Taylor sit down with Uninformed Opinion intern/producer, Austin “Stin” Dunlap, to rehash Stin’s favorite moments from Season 1. He compiles a list of his favorite quotes from Season 1, and then Seth and Taylor recreate these moments with some improviser pals. We’re confident that it’s pretty accurate. “This was never going to work well.” Starring: MC - Sami Lane; Improvisers - Emma Lambiase, Riley Noonan, Kristopher Wente Live Audio - Intern Hans Live from Simon’s Sex Dungeon (11.13.19) Outro: Cretin Beacon “would you like a coffee? would you like a creme?” soundcloud.com/cretinbeacon

We knock this one out of the park dunking on our favorite sports statistics. Then WXNA’s Drew Wilson comes on to talk the nerdy side of sports, measuring sports with lasers, and the power of community in sports. #cantruboffonghosts #fullminecraft #marilynmansonmyself #deuceyourselfsomedamage #jordanfistman #whitejesuscantjump #getthosegeese #woomebaseballdaddy Outro: Cretin Beacon “would you like a coffee? would you like a creme?” soundcloud.com/cretinbeacon

Seth, Taylor, and guest co-host, Chris Hauser, break down only the most important news headlines to get you through the week. Featuring: Google settles once and for all what the best James Bond film is, plans to colonize the Moon get sticky, we compare our favorite albums of 2019. #escapingmrcraig #preexcitement #dontbelieveyourboyfriend #spiderbiscuit #bringthemoonbacktoearth #drakeuptheleaves #georgeraperapemartin Outro: Cretin Beacon “would you like a coffee? would you like a creme?” soundcloud.com/cretinbeacon

We meditate on the basic tenets of Buddhism and the surprising history of the Buddha. Then former Buddhist monk, Court Donner, comes on to talk Buddhism, suffering, and his monastic experience. #outonanappendage #anyonebutbuddha #davebuddhista #buddhistabelly #realhousewivesofbuddha #woodsislife Outro: Cretin Beacon “would you like a coffee? would you like a creme?” soundcloud.com/cretinbeacon

We sit down with a true expert in his field, professional 7-year-old Micah, to talk about anthropomorphized colors, aging gracefully, sharing your friends, and a day in the life of a 7-year-old. THIS EPISODE IS FAMILY FRIENDLY. #darkblueday #notagemini #laydownandfighther #skurn #lookingprettybounty Outro: Cretin Beacon “would you like a coffee? would you like a creme?” soundcloud.com/cretinbeacon