Unnatural 20's

Baby Watch

Broadcasting live from the Baby Watch pit, Cassie, Katelynn, and Books are here to report on all the action and drama, all live! Throw your knife and husband in the baby pit and join in as we learn during fetus fact time, find the perfect baby name, get paid to watch superhero tv shows, introduce coworkers to the unstable laugh, bond over toilet seat flip phones, blame Nokia for anxiety, introduce a new piss baby to the pod, have a heart-to-heart with Trucker, teach the valuable lesson of babies first Tom Delonge voice, roll the dice fer shizzle, get crumbles stuck in noise holes, commit to the theme or get kicked out, marinate in a happy ending, watch Norway's spirit die, pour one out for Carli Lloyd, rock out in a fetus twerk sesh, use coupons to save a butt ton of money, and finally get a programming update that we will be out next week for a possible birth and more importantly San Diego Comic-Con. Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to us on our socials, @unnatural20s on IG and Twitter Check out our bonus content onPatreon [https://player.fm/series/unnatural-20s/pateron.com/unnatural20s] Proud Member of theScavengers Network [https://player.fm/series/unnatural-20s/scavengersnetwork.com]

If You Want Hannah Montana Feet, We Will Provide

Our mission was simple. To make a better life for hamsters. Our takeaway... less simple. It's now time to grab your shoeboxes and join the party as we share some favorite words, break down Katelynn's interest, have a hamster breakdown, rule out the meat skin boys, determine the level of fragility, chose the path of destruction, get betrayed by the pockets, pony up for the feet, pass on the history in opera form, find our beacon in the dark times, open the kitchen to the horses, get stuck upstairs, finally solve the problem of hamster transport, eat through the pocket, give all the children hamsters, turn to social media, get hyped for Comic-Con, focus on the froyo, give birth on the con floor, jump on Mario's kart, Ocean's 11 a diamond, finally read Bloodlust and Bonnets, use books as insulation, arm the mouse perimeter, make hamsters fashionable, bring the physical comedy, have a wheel good time, throw the toilets in the middle, remember that hamsters have tail, enter group therapy, and get in two Joey Chestnut references. Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to us on our socials, @unnatural20s on IG and Twitter Check out our bonus content on Patreon [pateron.com/unnatural20s] Proud Member of the Scavengers Network [scavengersnetwork.com]

Frankenstein's Twisted Science Machine

In preparation of Book's maternity leave, this week's DM, Cassie, has rented out a science machine that will allow U20's to build the perfect replacement host! So put on your safety goggles and join the party as we launch off a half-pipe, die for the pod out of obligation, once again dunk on Books for her running, bring too much boy to the park, chase all the boys that came to the yard, sign our life away, plan for a future lawsuit, go to the video store to find our perfect match, take advantage of the chance to upgrade a host, go all the way to the top to try to stop Twilight, bring on Flabio, get haunted by youthful yet wrinkly eyes, disagree on the hotness level, find out who the father really is, throw the Bible back at assholes, send kids on a saber search, crush some Jedi dreams, bury the unwanted, get another stab in, do business with the enemy, bring on Jenny from the block for a musical episode, bring some intelligence to the pod, drop a pic in the wrong chat, give that 2nd place face, pitch Geena the Hyena Who Snaps Back, get that girlboss inspiration, put the remander of the show in Frank's hands. Join in on the adventure by sending your quest to our socials. We're @unnatural20s on IG and Twitter Check out our bonus content on Patreon [patreon.com/unnatural20s] Proud Member of the Scavengers Network [scavengersnetwork.com]

Ep 230: Butt Rag

Our DM is entering a new chapter of life that she feels wholly unprepared for and instead of turning to self-help books written by experts, she has reached out to her two idiot friends for advice! So grab a parenting book and immediatly throw it in the trash and join the party as we breathe intensly, crave that deliscous dog, get the baby good at drugs, pass on the sacred technique of the ear-destroying screech, make Katelynn our test baby, give the dog a matchstick, eat ass, pass on all child prep responsibolties onto the family, hear an AIs impression of Austin Powers, look past the overalls and figure out who Mario really is, crush turts all day, take a ride Captain Dreamboat, donate a kidney and get grounded, get tied up with baloon animals, try to figure out what a science goddess is, hear complaints from the Disney PR team, give the baby a hammer, pass on our kids to the coyotes and Hooked on Phonics, go from feral to bearal with Geral, learn about little poporn dick, learn all parenting from the Who's Your Daddy video game, keep the baby in the box they came in, pass on the power shirt, recharge with the power of reading, punch the doctor, and find our favorite insult/term of endearment. Join in on the adventure by sending your quests over to our socials @unnatural20s on IG and Twitter Check out our bonus content on Patreon [patreon.com/unnatural20s] Proud Member of the Scavengers Network [scavengersnetwork.com]

Ep 229: Zaddy's Day

Next week may be for the daddies but this one is reserved for the zaddies! So grab your Zad hats and join the party as we hop in the zaddy mobile, pick our favorite definition, find our favorite 12, step correctly to the baby shower, put our game face on, recruit the kids, blame our genetics, turn to online shopping, support Mackenna's dark cravings, get allured by the multilevel marketing pitch, age out of the Cutco hustle, protect our Lego at all cost, fall in the middle of the street, get betrayed by the Crocs, bless the community with our grace, try to figure out what a sand play area is, jump into the sandbox, form a child labor union, bury coins in the pit, find a hidden monster, enter the zaddy celebration zone, throw a party for all the boys, amaze Diego Luna with up-close magic, go into the Chris Hemsworth party hole, share a variety of wholesome loves, appreciate good merch, celebrate Max Rebo, appreciate good merch, enter the most welcome places, overfill Katelynn's sandbox, lose it over Chris Evan's premier shirt, give Grievous the gift he always needed, gift a puppy, pick the perfect tv channel, and protect the binkies in the titties. Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to our social media channels @unnatural20s on ig and Twitter Check out our bonus content on Patreon [patreon.com/unnatural20s] Proud Member of the Scavengers Network [scavengersnetwork.com]