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Week 2 of the 2023 NFL Season: 0-2 Teams That Aren’t Dead Yet, Fantasy Redraft, and Best Bets of the Week

With 2 weeks of the 2023 NFL season in the books, Rob and Josh discuss which teams in these murky waters still have a shot at making the playoffs despite the slow start. Then, if you knew what you know now when you were drafting for your fantasy football team, which players would be the top 5? And finally, these two degenerates list their best bets of the week, with drastically different opinions.

Game Changers 2020 Auction Draft Recap – 12 Team, Half PPR, Salary Cap

Game Changers 2020 Auction Draft Recap - 12 Team, Half PPR, Salary Cap

Super Bowl LIV – Cashing in Firebets

With the end of the 2019 NFL season culminating in Super Bowl LIV, Rob and JHump cash in on all firebets made throughout the season by taking shots of fireball for every incorrect prediction – including over 50 prop bets made on the Super Bowl itself. Join the DSAF crew and friends in this SB pregame, halftime and postgame show.

Propapalooza – Super Bowl LIV Prop Bets

Rob and JHump do a deep dive into over 50 prop bets for Super Bowl LIV in Miami, including props on the national anthem, the halftime show, commercials, gameplay, players, the broadcast, and of course the game margin, total score and winning team. Join us as we each take sides on Jimmy Garoppolo’s passing game, George Kittle’s receptions, how many 49ers players attempt a rush, how many Chiefs players catch a ball, Colin Kaepernick, Tom Brady, Alex Smith, Donald Trump, Shakira, Ricky Martin, Pitbull and Andy Reid. As mentioned, we discuss 50 different prop bets and choose our sides along with a reasoning, but along with the disagreements we hand, we now have an entire charcuterie board of new firebets for Super Bowl Sunday. Super Bowl LIV Prop Bets: * Coin Toss: HEADS (jhump) / TAILS (rob) * Team to Win Coin Toss: 49ers (jhump) / CHIEFS (rob) * National Anthem 125.50 seconds: OVER (rob) / UNDER (jhump) * Anthem’s last word length 5.5 sec: OVER (rob) / UNDER (jhump) * Lovato’s microphone: NOT ON STAND (both) * Player or coach shown first during Anthem: KC (both) * Any player takes a knee during Anthem: NO (both) * Team to score first: SF (both) * Score in last 2 minutes of 1st half: YES (both) * Either team 3 straight scores: YES (jhump) / NO (rob) * A two point conversion made: NO (both) * TD not scored by offense: YES (rob) / NO (jhump) * Total field goals made o/u3½: OVER (jhump) / UNDER (rob) * TD scorer throws football into stands: NO (both) * Score in first 6:00: YES (rob) / NO (jhump) * Team to make longest field goal: SF (jhump) / KC (rob) * J.Garoppolo passing yards o/u238½: OVER (both) * R.Mostert rushing yards o/u74½: UNDER (both) * Mostert scores TD [2 for 1]: YES (rob) / NO (jhump) * E.Sanders pass receptions o/u2½: OVER (both) * G.Kittle pass receptions o/u5½: UNDER (both) * P.Mahomes passing yards o/u305½: OVER (jhump) / UNDER (rob) * P.Mahomes TD passes o/u2½: OVER (jhump) / UNDER (rob) * T.Hill pass receptions o/u5½: OVER (rob) / UNDER (jhump) * T.Kelce pass receptions o/u5½: OVER (both) * T.Kelce scores a TD: YES (both) * SF players with a rush attempt o/u5: OVER (both) * KC players with a rush attempt o4½: OVER (jhump) / UNDER (rob) * Different SF players to catch a pass o/u5½: OVER (both) * Different KC players to catch a pass o7½: UNDER (both) * C.Kaepernick mentioned during broadcast: YES (rob) / NO (jhump) * Alex Smith mentioned during broadcast: YES (rob) / NO (jhump) * Tom Brady mentioned during broadcast: YES (jhump) / NO (rob) * Patriots mentioned during broadcast: YES (both) * R.Mostert being undrafted mentioned: NO (both) * Super Bowl on Groundhog Day mentioned: YES (rob) / NO (jhump) * Donald J.Trump attends Super Bowl LIV: YES (both) * Trump tweets during game: YES (jhump) / NO (rob) * Revis tweets about Sherman during game: YES (rob) / NO (jhump) * Mike Shanahan shown on TV 1½ times: OVER (rob) / UNDER (jhump) * First car commercial brand (not company division): Hyundai (rob) / Audi (jhump) * First Anheuser-Busch Brand commercial: Bud Light (rob) / Budweiser (jhump) * Anheuser-Busch brand ad before Coca Cola brand? YES (both) * Will a real dog appear in more than 3 commercials? YES (jhump) / NO (rob) * First song by J-Lo “Let’s Get Loud”: NO (both) * First song by Shakira “Whenever, Wherever”: YES (both) * Will Ricky Martin make an appearance on stage: NO (both) * Last song performed by J-Lo “Live It Up”: YES (both) * Largest Lead in SB LIV 10 points [double shot]: UNDER (rob) / OVER (jhump) * 49ers winning at halftime: YES (jhump) / NO (rob) * Total Points Scored in SB LIV 48: UNDER (rob) / OVER (jhump)

NFL Playoffs Recap and Super Bowl LIV Preview & Prop Bets

Upsets left and right during the 2019 NFL Playoffs but now the competitors are set: Chiefs take on the 49ers in Miami and Rob and JHump talk predictions and prop bets.   Plus, 5 new fire bets: * Rob claims the AFC wins Pro Bowl (-200) * JHump says the 49ers win SB LIV coin toss * Rob says the largest lead in SB LIV will be less than 10 points * JHump has the 49ers winning at halftime * Rob has the total points score in SB LIV at less than 48 (48 is push)