Absolutely Nothing Going On

Dribble drabble ribble rabble. Listen to me(or don't) as I predict my own death and 🙏 that it comes true. Featuring actual recordings of the sound of an unidentified spiraling adult landing at Bottom Rock! 🛸💀

My less than triumphant return could just be my encore bow. Also... Will I be able to get out of debt in time to own a DeLorean-Hummer-El Camino? Always buy your cars cash, and don't Cyberdrink and drive! All on this episode of Absolutely Nothing Going On!!!

Crazy landlord stories, stroke victim's rundown on rugby tournaments, the layman's renewable energy update, YouTube mockery... What doesn't this episode have? It's essentially a stream of consciousness time capsule to be opened by whomever or whatever can make sense of our collective search history. It's also apparently dedicated to my friend Adam. Friday: https://youtu.be/kfVsfOSbJY0 Auctioneer beats: https://youtu.be/LwF9MfW-xMU

Shout out to all the McDonald's millennials! I talk pro wrestling and mystery bordering on conspiracy while highlighting a couple of my favorite shows. Then I give a pep talk on clipping your dog's nails. Real interesting stuff.

WARNING: Santa spoilers! Do NOT listen unless you are prepared for what you may discover. 🎅 My lovely wife joins for a riveting cerebral breakdown of traditions like caroling and the allegory surrounding a certain white bearded benefactor. We may be on to something... Then again, maybe we just watch too much Frasier. Let's see if we can un-toss this salad and un-scramble some eggs.