Boomers on the Edge

Dating Etiquette (Boomers on the Edge Style)

Guest host Randy, a single Boomer navigating the modern dating world, shares how the Buds—have a knack for unintentionally sabotaging his romantic evenings. Randy has one firm rule on dates: no phone ringer. He keeps things polite and distraction-free, with only the vibration setting on—just in case one of his adult kids needs him in an emergency. But one night at dinner, his phone won’t stop buzzing. It’s Kenn. Randy ignores it at first… then again… and again. Finally, trying to save face, he excuses himself and tells his date that, given his medical background, the call might be urgent—possibly someone needing expert guidance during a procedure. Sounds impressive—until he answers. On the other end, Kenn casually explains that he and Ray are out deer hunting and need Randy to walk them through field dressing their “patient.” At that moment, the illusion shatters. The “emergency” isn’t exactly what Randy’s date had in mind—and it quickly becomes clear this is not a human medical situation. Needless to say, the date doesn’t quite recover. Another well-intentioned (but perfectly timed) interruption from the Buds—and another unforgettable dating disaster. Classic Boomers on the Edge: equal parts outrageous and hilarious. * Boomer rating: Under the Edge Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2542669/fan_mail/new] https://www.boomersontheedge.com [https://www.boomersontheedge.com] boomers@boomersontheedge.com

You Roared?

In the 1990s, as Boomers settled into parenthood, everyday life came with its fair share of chaos—and comedy. In this episode, Kenn shares a story that perfectly captures both. After noticing a neighborhood kid picking on his son, Kenn pulls him aside and gives some blunt, old-school advice: if the bully doesn’t stop, he has permission to punch him in the nose. Not exactly textbook parenting—but very on brand. A few days later, while chatting with a group of moms as the kids play nearby, Kenn spots the same bully causing trouble again—this time smacking kids with a piece of rubber tubing. Suddenly, a loud scream cuts through the air. The bully is crying. Kenn rushes over, expecting the worst, and asks his son what happened. His son, looking a bit sheepish, simply says: “I roared.” Confused at first, Kenn quickly realizes—his son didn’t throw a punch. He scared the bully off by roaring like a lion. Seizing the moment, Kenn rallies all the kids to roar together, turning it into a lesson: you don’t always have to fight back—you can stand your ground in other ways. Meanwhile, he can’t help but enjoy watching the bully get a taste of his own medicine. Just another unconventional—and unforgettable—parenting moment from Boomers on the Edge. * Boomer rating: Under the Edge. Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2542669/fan_mail/new] https://www.boomersontheedge.com [https://www.boomersontheedge.com] boomers@boomersontheedge.com

Hair Removal and Hot Ointments

Kenn and Ron take things back to the 1970s with another round of unforgettable high school track stories—this time featuring a mix of pranks, poor decisions, and plenty of laughs. The first tale centers on a classic locker room prank: someone secretly slipped hair-removal cream into a teammate’s varsity jacket sleeves. The result? One very confused (and suddenly very smooth-armed) athlete. To this day, the culprit remains a mystery. The second story shifts to a dedicated—but slightly over-the-top—long-distance runner who swore by using extra-strength warming ointments to battle the cold. Despite constant warnings from teammates to go easy, he didn’t hold back. During one two-mile race, things took a painful turn when the ointment made its way into his eyes. What followed was a chaotic attempt to finish the race while half-blinded, yelling, and tearing up—earning more laughs than sympathy from the sidelines. From harmless pranks to questionable race-day decisions, these stories capture the wild, anything-goes spirit of 1970s high school sports. Another nostalgic—and hilarious—installment from Boomers on the Edge. * Boomers rating: Under the Edge. Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2542669/fan_mail/new] https://www.boomersontheedge.com [https://www.boomersontheedge.com] boomers@boomersontheedge.com

The Secretary Said What!

Guest host Randy is back with the crew, bringing along a classic (and slightly cringe-worthy) workplace story from the 1980s. While managing a team project, Randy arranged for a vendor to host a lunch and present their product. During an internal meeting, he asked his secretary to let him know when the sales rep arrived. Not long after, she burst into the room in a panic, gesturing urgently. The issue? The sales representative had arrived—but the secretary was so thrown off by her being a little person that she awkwardly announced it in a way that stopped the room cold. Unimpressed with the dramatics, Randy told her to send the guest in. The sales rep turned out to be a confident, personable professional—about four feet tall—who quickly put everyone at ease and invited the team out to lunch. Things got even more memorable on the ride over. One of Randy’s team members offered to drive her in his pickup truck, but she needed a stack of phone books to see over the dashboard. Midway through the trip, a sharp turn sent her sliding off the stack and briefly disappearing under the dash—much to the shock (and later amusement) of the team following behind. Without missing a beat, the driver helped her back up, and they continued on. By the time they reached the restaurant, everyone—including the sales rep—was laughing. Her professionalism and good humor left a lasting impression, and Randy’s team ultimately chose her product for their project. It’s a funny, eye-opening snapshot of a different era—highlighting how workplace attitudes and social awareness have evolved over time. A classic “Boomers on the Edge” throwback. * Boomer rating: Under the Edge. Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2542669/fan_mail/new] https://www.boomersontheedge.com [https://www.boomersontheedge.com] boomers@boomersontheedge.com

Wedding Memories

Weddings are unforgettable milestones—no matter the decade, they come with their fair share of chaos, comedy, and stories that only get better with time. In this episode, the buds take a nostalgic trip back to the 1960s and 1980s, sharing some truly over-the-top moments that perfectly capture the spirit of wedding day mayhem. Ron kicks things off with fond memories of the music at weddings he attended as a kid. Back then, polka bands ruled the scene—but young Ron had other ideas. Whenever he requested a rock song, the band would reluctantly attempt classics like “Spinning Wheel” or “Proud Mary.” The results? Polka-fied versions that left much to be desired. Ron quickly decided they were better off sticking to what they knew best. Kenn brings the drama with a wedding day disaster he’s never forgotten. The centerpiece of his reception was supposed to be a stunning, multi-tiered cake complete with pillars and cascading details. But as the evening dragged on, there was no sign of the baker—or the cake. When the baker finally arrived, it wasn’t the grand masterpiece they’d ordered. Instead, it was a mangled mess. Apparently, there had been an accident en route, and the cake didn’t survive the journey intact. Despite the condition of the cake, the baker still expected full payment. Kenn refused—but his bride, determined not to let the situation overshadow their big day, urged him to let it go and pay. Weeks later, Kenn considered taking legal action, but once again, his wife chose preserving the memory over prolonging the drama. To this day, Kenn admits he still wishes he had followed through. Once again, the Boomers deliver a perfect blend of humor and heartfelt storytelling—proving that sometimes the most memorable wedding moments are the ones that don’t go according to plan. * Boomer rating: Under the Edge.   Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2542669/fan_mail/new] https://www.boomersontheedge.com [https://www.boomersontheedge.com] boomers@boomersontheedge.com