Girlfiend & Boyfiend

Episode 35 - Car Crash Reengineered My Brain

HUZZAH! The audio issues end after this episode! Oh, and uh... Shit, I gotta think of one of these things now on the spot. Uh... Kazoo turns Volt into mulch? No, we did that one already. I miss when I would just steal these descriptions from YouTubers and make minimal changes. No proof in that, though. Those episodes are lost media!

Episode 34 - Volt Got Food Poisoning

Volt feels the phantom pain of a gas station pepperoni stick, and Kazoo sits in on the possibly most TMI episode of this podcast so far. AUDIO ISSUES ARE PREVALENT. ONLY ONE MORE, BARE WITH ME!

Episode 33 - Cows and Spaghetti in Italy

Kazoo and Volt get busted for selling narcotics to the farmer's cow population outside of backwater town's farm stationed in the middle of nowhere. AUDIO ISSUES ARE PREVALENT. DISCLAIMER: As stupid as it sounds, the cow bit is not satire. This is REAL.

Episode 32 - Elvis.net

Volt and Kazoo are thrown into a mulching machine, being turned into finely grated mulch and sold in a hardware store by the pound. Shockingly, nobody wanted to buy remains for their garden. AUDIO ISSUES ARE PREVALENT. https://elvis.net/

Episode 31 - Leafy and Spoctor, Oh My!

Volt and Kazoo are shot in cold blood outside of YouTube HQ for bringing up Leafy and Spoctor. Nobody stopped by to help them. It was a relatively short-lived day. AUDIO ISSUES ARE STILL PREVALENT.