Girls in Property Management

Frappuccinos Are Not Coffee

In this episode, we discuss how your sushi order evolves the same way your coffee order does, and why ordering a Frappuccino should not legally qualify as drinking coffee. We also talk about our new favorite juice place, our ongoing attempts to eat healthier, and Natalia’s uncontrollable urge to donate literally everything — including things that make absolutely no sense, like a pen cap without the pen. Along the way, we unpack diet culture, reveal that Victoria’s nail tech fully thinks her name is Sophia, and somehow end up discussing the fact that Victoria hired an Etsy witch. It’s chaotic, oddly wellness-focused, and full of conversations that probably shouldn’t connect… but somehow do.

If We Talk Shit, We’ve Already Told You

In this episode, we start off by addressing the fact that Chris stole our light, which somehow spirals into Victoria being sick and the ongoing debate of allergies vs. no allergies. We also discuss Ava being allergic to Layton’s cat and dive into the cleanliness debate of cats vs. dogs. From there, we revisit our collective tanning salon horror stories, reminisce on the golden era of MySpace (which Ava deeply wishes she got to experience), and flash back to the emotional support accessory that was the OtterBox case. We also get into love languages, admit that we fully ditched Natalia at an Easter egg hunt, and end on an important note: if we’re talking shit… chances are we’ve already said it directly to the person. It’s chaotic, nostalgic, and slightly concerning in the best way.

She Insulted Victoria’s Hair & It’s Still Personal

In this episode, we kick things off with a full Natalia vent session, which naturally leads into Victoria still not recovering from Natalia insulting her hair. Some things just stick with you. We also celebrate our maintenance team’s birthday month with discussions about the superior type of leche cake, gossip with our maintenance staff like it’s our second job, and talk about Ava signing up for a 2-week rowing class that may or may not humble her immediately. And finally, we confess to getting Taco Bell on Cinco de Mayo. Are we disappointed in ourselves? Yes. Would we absolutely do it again? Also yes. It’s chaotic, dramatic, and full of workplace gossip the way nature intended.

Met Gala 2026: Serving Looks or Serving Nothing?

In this episode, we’re breaking down and rating the Met Gala 2026 looks — from the outfits we absolutely loved to the ones that left us confused, concerned, or personally offended. We give our completely unqualified opinions on the best dressed, the most questionable fashion choices, and the looks we’ll probably still be thinking about next week. As expected, the judging is harsh, the opinions are strong, and the fashion commentary is very serious to us. Tune in for hot takes, dramatic reactions, and our attempt at becoming temporary fashion critics.

Mama G & Kyle Join the Chaos

In this episode, we’re joined by two very special guests — Mama G and Kyle — for a chaotic, funny, and surprisingly deep conversation. We get into the highly anticipated Devil Wears Prada 2, break down our own fashion journeys and style eras, and hear opinions from every angle (some more helpful than others). Of course, it wouldn’t be us without a little structure — so we end the episode by revisiting our mental health disclaimer, since May is Mental Health Awareness Month and we continue to touch on topics related to mental health and suicide. If you or someone you know is struggling, you can call or text 988, the Suicide & Crisis Lifeline, for support 24/7.