Hockey Night in the Jungle

Chocolate Kessel and the Hot Dog Flavored Water (Ep. 22)

Dean Youngblood, a 17-year-old farmhand from rural New York [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York_(state)], has dreams of playing in the National Hockey League [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Hockey_League]. Dean voices these dreams to his father who disapproves; however, Dean's brother, Kelly, convinces their father to relent. Dean travels to Canada to try out for the Hamilton Mustangs where he demonstrates his offensive skills but displays a lack of physical toughness. Dean earns the nickname "Pretty Boy" brought on by his rivalry with fellow hockey player Carl Racki. Racki, who is competing for a spot, engages him in a fight and quickly defeats him. Despite this, the Mustangs head coach, a former NHL All-Star [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Hockey_League_All-Star_Game], selects Dean for the team. Dean also begins a flirtation with the coach's daughter, Jessie. After his team mentor, Derek Sutton, is deliberately injured by Racki (now with a rival team), Dean returns home. His brother inspires him to keep playing, and his brother teaches him some fighting skills off of the ice, his father teaches him on the ice. Dean returns to the team, ready to confront Racki in the final game of the Memorial Cup [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memorial_Cup] playoffs. The game ends with a winning penalty shot goal by Dean with 3 seconds left. As time expires, he confronts and defeats Racki in a fight and is carried off the ice on the shoulders of his teammates.

They Hate Us Cus Hiatus (Ep. 21)

Oh yea we back. It's been 4 months, so a LOT has happened. Naturally, we're going to recap everything that has happened in the last week. Some serious stuff, some not serious stuff, some of it isn't even stuff at all. But we're back. Get on board and get lost in the Jungle, y'all.

The Season Started A While Ago (Ep. 20)

3 long months and now we're back to talk about some serious stuff. There were laughs, there were cries, there were hellos, there were goodbyes. Let's recap the beginning of the season with all of the various mayhem that has ensued. Join us.

The Scott Hartnell Epsiode (Ep. 19)

He was #19 in your playbooks, but we know he was #1 in your hearts. Our nineteenth episode is dedicated to the greatest #19 of all-time, Scotty Hartnell. #HartnellDown The gang recaps the top 10 prospects in the NHL and argues over placement, validity, and whether or not New Jersey REALLY deserves a franchise. Come back and warm yourself by the dumpster fire that is the Jungle.

The Ballad of Marcel Marcel (Ep. 18)

Draft recaps in this one, broh. Free agents get in a frenzy, broh. Feet of West Chester? Yes.